>americans don't get their daily burger if they don't

you do without praying?

>>71249398
yeah, this, how do you do that?

>>71249382
They must pray like 25 times a day then

You the daily supply of 15 burgers, right.

>>71249517
nah we only get 1 free burger

>>71249570
I don't think you've bought the premium account

>>71249570
>>71249517
The state gives 1 free burger per flag prayer but the federal government gives 2.

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>>71249742
>federal government gives 2.
since when

>>71249798
You have to opt in for it when you do your taxes

>>71249798
Sorry Paco, its only for WASPs

>>71249823
fug, must have missed that checkbox

>>71249823
I'm from maryland, we get 3

>>71249742
no it doesn't retard, it varies by state.
Mississippi gives the most at 4 burgers, Cali the least at 1/2 burger.

I nearly got ticketed in California when a cop pulled me over and had a full burger in my hand, but he saw my state burger permit and let me go.

>tfw florida's burger department has been underfunded for years and we need to smuggle in burgers from cuba

>>71249382
is this true?

>>71251599
Yes

we get taco and enchiladas since our state has no money for domestic burgers

rev up those burgers