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>talking to a cool German guy >he then tells me his name

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>talking to a cool German guy
>he then tells me his name is Kevin
>mfw
Why do Euros pick the worst names?
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>>71222998
Kevin is actually the archetypical pleb name in Germany. We even use the word "kevinism" to describe the phenomenon of lower-class parents giving their children stupid Anglo names like Ronny, Justin, Chantal, Jennifer etc. This behavior is most common in East Germany btw.
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>>71222998
I know a guy named Cuck, he's sleeping under my bed, and goes wherever i go, putting me in awkard situations. Fuckin asshole
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>>71222998
>in the calendar, there're names of saints for each day except 14 of July, it's 'la fête nationale'
>not enough space so they put 'fête nat' in the calendar
>niggers think it's a saint name so they name their children Fetnat
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>>71223089
It's the exact same thing here. White uneducated trash that named their children after american shows from the 80s and 90s. They're called "Kevins" but usually come in different flavour Dylann, Jennifer etc
You used to have to take a catholic name before but the left changed that.
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>>71223089
Kevin is actually an Irish name
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*walks slowly towards you*
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>>71222998
There are a lot of Kevins here too, thrash name for lower class people, Bryan and its variation are common too.
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>>71223425
Brian is another Irish name, noticing a trend here
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>>71223441
It's the HOG (Hiberian occupied Government) in the US, going for a one world government which capital would be Dublin.
They're slowly turning everyone into Irish.
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>>71223441
Is Keith Irish? That's another gross name
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>>71223565
I think it's Scottish, so it's still a shitty gaelic name
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Yeah, the proletariat and the gypsies here name their kids like this.
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>tfw robert
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>>71223565
Keith is scottish so it's fine
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Adolf is the best.
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>>71223483
While michael moore is trash he isn't Irish
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>>71222998
What's a good German name? Hans? Gustaf?
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>>71223089
SCHACKELINE JEHE VON DIE REJALE WECH ODER ICH WUMMRE DICH EHNE!!
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There is Moomin's house
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>>71224341
Adolf?
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>>71223089
we have the same with Braian and Jessica
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>>71224404
zitto animale
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>>71223089
>>71223253
>>71223425
how odd
These names would be considered lower class names here too

Maybe all lower class people just get together and decide on shit names
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>>71223089
>Ronny, Justin, Chantal, Jennifer
>"ronü", "yustin", "hyantaal", "yennifer"
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>>71223253
Here they do it after spanish soap operas. I've met so many kids/younger people with names like Alice, Beatrice, Daria, etc.

On a side note, in school I made fun of a girl for having a stereotypical soap opera name, only to find out that she was a second generation italian immigrant and that was just an italian name her parents gave her.
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>>71223089
>Kevin is actually the archetypical pleb name in Germany.

Same here.
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>>71225485
>Poppy

still good for a child but sounds not apt for an adult...
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>>71224341

german names are considered outdated. only old people here are named Hubert, Johann etc.

most common here are hebraic names.
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Here gypsies name their kids Kevin, Eduardo, Lorenzo and the like
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>>71223089
Literally the same here, names like Michael and Sharon are also common here among plebs
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>>71224341
Don't know honestly. Those you named are very oldschool, i know nobody under 60 who is named Hans or Gustav.
There is a tendency in my age group of using shitty christian names like Thomas, Matthias, Stefan, Markus, Christian(!),
I know at least 2 of each.
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>>71223089
>ronny

Here it is Conny, kek
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>>71223089
Male names ending with a Y are considered trashy here.
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>>71226257
Siegfried, Bernhard, Heinrich, Anselm, Lothair, Gerhard and Conrad are such cool names though
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>>71225440
I would argue Alice is still in the acceptable range.
Unless they also go for Anglo pronunciation
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>>71227178

Maybe 100 years ago
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>>71227178
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>>71227293
More like 60.
My fathers first name is Burghard.
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>>71226257
>>71227065
Old school Germanic names such as Alfred, Ludvig seem to gain in popularity here, even if the most popular names are primarily Latin.

http://www.scb.se/hitta-statistik/statistik-efter-amne/befolkning/amnesovergripande-statistik/namnstatistik/pong/tabell-och-diagram/nyfodda--efter-namngivningsar-och-tilltalsnamn-topp-100/pojknamn/

It appears names containing ÅÄÖ are not popular at all nowadays for practical reasons.
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>>71227433
Alfie, which is short for Alfred, has been gaining popularity here over the past few years but it's also being picked up by lower class people

I'm an Alfred who has gone by Alfie for as long as I can remember, but I'm trying to switch to Alfred because it sounds far more professional than Alfie and then I don't have to be associated with lower class Alfie's
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>>71223483
Walt Disney was of French orgin and Alfred Hitchcock was English
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>>71227065
Is Fried, Linde or Mund names you can find in Germany, or are they rare?
Or variants of?
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>>71227433
Ludvig is a great name.
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>parents nearly named you ambrose
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Gypsies give their kids names like these.
Kevin,Jessica,Elvispreslie,Nintendo etc.
And they use fonetic spelling (Dzsesszika)
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>>71227152
This is, funnily enough, supported by research. Men whose names end with y are more likely to have a low socioeconomical status and are more at risk to engage in criminal behaviour.
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>>71225485
>that feel when number one
bow to Oliver's glory, fucking namelets
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>>71222998
I've literally never met someone who wasn't a loser called Kevin, getting a name like that just sets you up for failure
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>>71227339
t.Kevin
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>>71225485
What are non pleb names?
I really like names like Joseph and Johnathan
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>>71223089
>We even use the word "kevinism" to describe the phenomenon of lower-class parents giving their children stupid Anglo names like Ronny, Justin, Chantal, Jennifer etc. This behavior is most common in East Germany btw

Fuckkk, Chantal? I'm not sure we're a fan of those names either. Ronny is okay (short for Ronald). I just dislike that the nickname becomes the name, Dan rather than Daniel for example. They could just give them the proper name and refer to them by the nickname. That's autism though.
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>>71224341

Wilhem, Wolfgang.

>>71226257
>most common here are hebraic names.

I fucking hate that.
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RATE MY NAME PLS

el-Melikü'l Mansur Zeynü'l-islam Nasîr-i emir'ül-müminin İmadeddin Zengi bin Aksungur
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>tfw called kevin
>still more successful then all my peers with "normal" names
get fucked.
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BURGER'd
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>>71223089
topkek
that exactly the same here.
When you call somebody a kevin you mean an underage retard fag playing online game like CoD
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>>71229510
overcompensating I see
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>>71229681
If overcompensation leads to more success then why isn't everyone doing so?
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>>71225485
>no muhammad
fake chart
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>>71227178
>Siegfried

That name is badass as fuck.

>Bernhard

Like Bernard?

>Anselm

Did this name become Anselmo in other countries?
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>>71227433

Alfred is a good name. But you don't get people calling themselves many Old English names here - Edward would be an exception.

>>71227957
>Alfred because it sounds far more professional than Alfie and then I don't have to be associated with lower class Alfie's

Archie is another one (short for Archibald).
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>>71231659
>Like Bernard
Even tougher. It's Bernhard after all
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>>71227433

>Oscar, Lucas, Oliver, Liam, Leo, Noah

Seriously, does every woman in Europe insist on recycling these shitty names? Are they seen as 'modern' or something?
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my grandfather was Victor, his father was Edmund, his father was Alfred, and his father was Bartholomew

such cool names in my family that were ruined by trendy modern shit
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>>71224701
>>71223089
are you guys fucking with me?
the exact same shit happens here
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>>71228429
>elvispreslie
>nintendo

what
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>>71229510
>this anime reaction picture will surely support the claims I just made.
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>>71233875
>anime
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>>71231659
Anselm is an old German name , it remained Anselm in England but in Italy, Spain+Portugal it became Anselmo and Anselme in France
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>>71223089

Kevin and Jennifer are also regarded as the most low class names in Argentina. It is a global phenomenon.
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>>71223441


they are mainly names taken from Hollywood movies and local soap operas. That is how they decide the names of their kids.

I am pretty sure many Kevins were born when Kevin Costner was successful before Waterworld.
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>>71231817
Alfred, Edward, Wilfred, Edmund
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>>71236795
Forgot to say about pic, a lot of lower class trashy names names, people seem to say are "old english", i do not believe them-i think its those people who are trying really hard to give their child a meaningful name but are too lower class to manage it
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>>71236795
>Alfred
High class
>Edward
Same, high class.
>Wilfred
High-medium class
>Edmund
intellectual
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>>71227178
I wanna name my kid Wilhelm. Such an oumpf behind it. But it also sounds so old. and i kind of think kids are shaped by their names
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>>71237051
I'm glad I got named Fredrik. Sure, it's a common name in sweden. But it works every where almost. Like in france, Frederick, same in england/ usa. In german - Friedrich, etc. But it still isn't such an hipser and unoriginal name like "William" "Lucas" "noah" bllahhh
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Franziska is my favorite girl's name.
The name sounds very sexy, maybe because a "Franziska" is actually a throwing axr, pic related.

For boys I like Wilhelm, Konrad, Herman (Herrmann = Lord Man), Siegfried and most names with *ger*, like Gerhart
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>>71237236
>Lucas
I know a family with like 8 kids, all of them named L-names.
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>>71237236
Fredrik is a very nice name I think and so are all it's variations.
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>>71223089
I always joked about the Kevin thing, but all Kevins I know are actually pretty smart guys and completely the opposite of the popular sterotype
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>>71234939
I once knew an Anselm, I used to call him "Amsel" ("ouzel), because he was a "dummer Vogel" ("stupid bird", common insult here).
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>>71222998
Did you meet him Skiing in France?
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>>71228429
>Elvispreslie,Nintendo
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If I was French I would name my boy Arséne, great name
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>>71228429
shows once again that they're real subhumans
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>>71237736
How many Mohammads do you have in your family?
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>>71236795

You hardly meet people with names like Edmond, Wilfred, Oswald etc. Edwin and Edgar too. You don't see many women with the name Edith either.
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>>71237867
But Edizz is a beautiful name
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>>71237736
You cant imagine I personally know gyppo named Tarzan and Elvis, there is also one named Rambo in my town
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>>71238007
>Rambo
W T F
T
F

Why do the parents hate their child so much?
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>>71237867
My best friend is called wilfred and i know an edmond and an edgar
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>>71238050
gypsies
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>>71224341
Robert is perfectly fine.
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>>71238057
Is "Desmond" common among young people?
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>>71238105
I have never met a desmond
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>>71223089
No Kevins here, but we do have our fair share of low-class Jennifers, Jonathans and Michaels
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>>71238192
It's a pity, men whose names end with *mond seem very trustworthy
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What are some cute dutch names that one could name a potential daughter?
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>>71232440
They give their kids really dumb names
Kevincostner (all in one)
Kazetta (Means (video)tape but whatever)
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>>71238105
>Desmond

That is an Irish name I think.
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>>71238079
Nice try, Steinhäuser
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>>71238282
Mieke is a beautiful name
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>>71238388
You're right that is cute as fuck.
I also really like Eefje, but cant do that because the only thing that shows up when you google Eefje is league of legends related.
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This is Saint Kevin.
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>>71238079
>"Robbaz here"
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Nordic names are damn popular right now. People naming their kids: Aaron, Finn, Sven Marlon and so on
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Boris.
Just Boris.
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>>71238569
>Aaron

Is that Nordic?

>>71238057
>>71236795

What other old english names are there? Like proper names, not people being named after flowers or towns and shit.
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>>71238277
Most people i know have biblical names; ben, luke, john, james, thomas.
Then georges , harries, henries, alexanders, edwards
Unfortunately one jake.

A few alfreds and archibalds and Hugos, then only one edgar, one wilfred and one edmund.

I actually know two Merlins , both strange.
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>>71238743
youre right its a biblic name. Sounds pretty nordic though
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1. Ur cunt
2. Ur name

Other anons r8 it.

1. America
2. Niklas
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My name is 100% dutch yay

Thijs. try pronouncing that.
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>>71238750
>Merlin
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Merlin is becoming popular among strange people here too. Those people tend to vote The Greens and drink their own urine (not even making this up)
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>>71238920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gjhMlrVEfS
How did i do?
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>>71238920
Thi-ijs? Silent J?
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>>71238920
chchchchchch-s
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>>71238743
Wilfred
Edmund
Edward
Aethelred
Aethelstan
Aethelbert
Algar
Aldred
Aldwyn
Beorn
Beowulf
Bryce
Betlic
Broga
Cuthbert
Cedric
Dougal
Desmond
Drew
Edgar
Edlin
Eldrin
Elmer
Elrian
Gaderian
Gareth
Gifre
Godric
Godwine
Graham
Grimbold
Hengist
Hlisa
Iden
Isen
Jeffrey
Kendrick
Kent (means white)
Leof
Magan
Nerian
Odell
Mody (more of a surname)
Osric
Oswald
Piers
Raedwald
Renweard
Ryce
Rinan
Rodor
Rusell
Selwyn
Sigebert
Sithric
Theomund
Wade
Waelfwulf
wallis
Wilbur
Wulfgar


Missed out like 100 other ones but they are more weird
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>>71238972
Would pronounce it the same way
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>>71238920
>100% dutch
>Thijs.
>Mathijs
>Matheus
>Matityahu
Nice try shekelberg
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>>71238750
For me "Archibald" sounds tremendously British, love this name.
>ben, luke,
kek a teacher told me she has a twins in her class, Luke & Leia. Still better than Kevin & Kevina

What is wrong about "Jake"?
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>>71238951
One merlin was strangeish but not so bad, his family are very very old and settled and very very wealthy

The other one we suspected of incest, never showered, had autism etc etc etc, Just a fucking mess
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>>71239091
>Hengist
As a fellow Frisian I vote this name 10/10
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>>71239172
Those are biblical names, they came before star wars, cant accuse someone called Luke of that, Leia on the other hand...

Jake is just a very....its sort of lower class. Ofc we have many classes, its sort of a lower middle class/middle middle class name, lots of celtic people (poor) like to use it.
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>>71239348
Jake=poor.

Jacob or variations of Jacob is fine
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>>71239303
Süßz!!
Can you speak frisian?
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>>71239303
Same root people. If i have a son he is going to be Godric, Grimbold, Wulfgar, Osric or Theomund.
Of course i will probably have a wife so i wont get away with those names, might get away with Theomund or Godric though
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>>71239171
SHHHHH
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>>71239091
>Beorn

Like Bjorn?

>Dougal

I think like Desmond that is Irish.

>Jeffrey, Gareth

I didn't know those ones were.

>Piers

Holy fuck, never knew that.
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>>71239411
Yeah basically this
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>>71239512

Tell her you will call your son Theo (add the mund without her knowledge). Also works with Edric (just say Ed or Eddie). Osric (say Ossie). Wulf might be doable at a push.
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>>71238991
>>71238978
>>71238972
>>71238991

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oy0vZhSDpz


the h is silent and the ij is the same as ei...like Frankenstein...or Bernstein.
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>tfw Sverigetråden hates my name
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>>71239545
No Beorn is differet to Bjorn

Also Tracey, Sibley, Kimball, Irwin, Ann, Ellen, Bronson , (and Corey- ikr wtf, such a shit name) is old english too
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>>71239694
Didnt realize you were from switzerland, my bad.
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>>71239697
What is it?
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>>71239745
Gabriel
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>>71239781
Biblical names not popular in switzrland

Although the first thing that pops into my mind when i hear that name is effete homosexuality
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>>71239663
>>71239559
>>71239545
>>71239512
Do you actually still use the Æ in Britain? Like in Æthelwulf e.g.? Or is this outdated?
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>>71239781
Like Gabriel Landeskog. I think it's cute.
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>>71239744
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>>71239849
Æ and œ should be brought back imo
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>>71239744
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SrtI5aFKDx
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>>71239812
:(

>>71239861
Something along those lines yes.
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>>71239897
I have no idea what this is trying to tell me but i had a laugh anyways.
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>>71239964
I swear all dutch guys i meet on the internet sound the same.
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>>71239744
It's funny that some Dutch when speaking German have an accent similar to Swissgerman, and others sound like a Rhinelander who never learned standard German intonation
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>>71238905
10/10

1. Germany
2. Niklas
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>>71239849
Its not written as its outdated in writing but is pronounced in some words like Archaeology.

As you know english is a nightmare when it comes to pronunciation, perhaps partly because we got rid of things like that.
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>>71239897
Prins Pilsje became a man,
he's now Koning Pils
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>>71240102
S rank name bro
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>>71239781
>Gabriel
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>>71238905
7/10, you sound like a dane lost in america

>Bestonia
>Raimond
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>>71222998
i didn't now kevin was a shitty name in so many countries. I thought it was a "french speaking country" thing.
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>>71239708
>Tracey, Corey

also irish
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>>71238905
Hungary
Zoltán
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>>71238905
10/10

1. Finland
2. Niklas
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>>71239849
I think it would be fucking cool
t. Ælfrǣd
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>>71240312
t. Zoltan Carnovasch
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>>71223089
Same here
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>>71240329
>>71240102
>>71238905
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>>71240251
Swedish father actually.

>Raimond
7/10

>>71240312
I haven't heard of many names with Z. 9/10

>>71240329
Nice. 10/10
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>>71238905
8/10 because if you remove the s it sound like "nique la" wich mean "fuck her" in french.

Belgium
Maxime
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>>71240310
Its actually both, but means different things to each
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My son is named Pablo Emilo and my daughter is Julia.
How did I do?
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>>71238905
>>71240102
>>71240329
9.5/10

1. Sweden
2. Nikolas
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>>71238905
flag
Alfred
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>>71240312
>Zoltán
sounds brutal, 10/10

>>71240369
It's the Æ that turns a Brit into an Anglo
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Why is everyone Niklas wtf
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My name is Codi. People spell it Cody and they think my name is feminine.
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>>71239849


No, don't use thorn ( Þ, þ ) anymore either.
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>>71238905
1.England
2.James
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>>71237853
None, no really
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1.Germany
2.René
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>>71240438
>Pablo
You picked one of the poorest lower class mexican male names. Congrats, migo'
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>>71240663
yikes/10

Germany

Robert
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>>71238905

England
James

>>71240540

Shit, it really is a common as fuck name (Jay, Jason, Jim, Jimmy and other variants). I wish I had another.
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>>71240663
that's a good first name, a bit old fashioned though
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>>71240521
It really is, Americans have a lot of pussy names now, don't mean to be rude, but Johnny and James sound a lot better than Tyler and Kyle
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>>71240540
A classic
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>>71222998
Daily reminder that some guy in Dresden apparently named his child "Sturmhorst Siegbald Torsten"
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>>71240690
It is a powerful name
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>>71240735
Its common but not common if you get what i mean, a good classic name
Unless its jay or jason- then thats low class
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>>71240739
I live close to the french boarder its a common name here.
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>>71240781
Da kommt ja der Stuho Siggi!
>>
>>71240663
Fetti was geht?
>>
>>71239849
>>71240525
You are right, Þ and þ are definitely missing
>Æthelwulf
It must be Æþelwulf I guess

>>71240369
>>71240487
>Anglo
I meant Ænglo, of course
>>
>>71240735
>>71240540
good name
I've only met a few James' in my life by they've all been Anglo as fuck and top lads
>>
>>71240783
Yeah, powerful for a landscaper.
>>
>>71240862
Seit wann wird der Name mit Fetten assoziiert?
>>
>>71240899
Ab heute Mastschwein.
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>mfw giving names is simply just memeying
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>>71240849
der gute alte SS Torsten
>>
>>71240899
Alle Renés die ich keene sind fett
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>>71240880
It is a powerful roman name
>>
>>71241084
Stop memeing
>>
>>71223089
same thing happens here, common low class names are brian, jonathan and michael, often misspelled.
>>
>>71241159
Not memeing though, it is better than the white trash names or the nigger names
>>
>>71241332
>often misspelled.
fucking topkek
i know a Maikel, he's very low class
>>
>>71241363
Well yeah. It's not hard to have a better name than L'Quarian Jackson or BillyBob III....
>>
>>71240438
>Pablo

What is the fucking memeing of this?
>>
>>71241434
Maybe he's a Khajit and his name is Ma-i´kel.
>>
>>71236795
Willow and Kinsey are the only ones that sound acceptable, Poppy is awful
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>>71238905
1. Pole land
2. Sergiusz
>>
>>71241521
see>>71236863


>>71240438
Are you a spic?
Literally just choose a bible name, you cannot go wrong
>>
>>71241676
haha rusek xDDD
>>
>>71241676
All polish names love adding a z in randomly
>>
>>71241771
Yes i am a spic
>>
>>71241798
sz is pretty much just a bit harder verion of your sh
>>
>>71241521
>Kinsey

That is not acceptable.

>>71241521
>Poppy

Aswell as flowers, Rose, Daisy etc. there are also bird names, Robin.
>>
>>71243592
Still should've chosen a bible name or at least a better spanish name or , alfonso or something like that
>>
>>71230154
kek why would Muhammad be on there?
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>>71241521
Poppy is nice m8.
>>
>>71238905
1. England
2. John

Boring name but I like it.
>>
>mfw my first name is a shitty English name
>my second name is a great historical name
WWWHHHHYYYYYYYYY
>>
>>71222998
I know an Indonesian and a Colombian with the name Kevin

I don't understand, especially since both of them were born in their countries
>>
>>71238905
1.Fronce
2. Guilhem
>>
>be Spaniard living in Germany
>have rare high class name related to one of Spain's most influential noble families that controlled the Vatican and almost all of Italy at some point
>nobody can pronounce it and it sounds ridiculous and affiminate as fuck with a German accent
>get sometimes confused for a woman on emails and bureaucratic stuff

Guess my name
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>tfw Jordan
>>
>>71246632
Borgia?
>>
>>71222998
Kevin is used a lot in low class families in Spain
>>
>>71238905
1. Flag
2. Edward

I also have two middle names and a suffix
>>
>>71238905
1.Spain
2.Víctor
>>
>>71247302
Same senpai.

I have considered changing my name to something very simple like John, or James. I don't know if it's worth it though.
>>
>>71238905
8/10

AMERICA
George

Middle name is Nikolaos tho, switches back and forth between that and George every generation, so my dad is Nick, grandpa is George, etc
>>
>>71222998
The only Kevin I know is German and also a furry..
>>
Scottish names are the only good names such as Duncan Douglas Craig ruari Alistair callum Andrew lochlan
>>
>>71250627
Angus Fergus Duncan Fraser Donald Gordon Iain Lewis Malcolm Ross

Scottish names sound so much nicer than other names
>>
>>71238905
Flag
Kenneth, but I go by my middle name.
>>
>>71246094
not Guillaume?

>>71250747
>>71250627
Do people name their children Macbeth?

>>71250791
you should go by Ken and look for a Barbara


I am Juan Carlos, father was big fan of the king of Spain
>>
>>71250627
>>71250747
t. angus mchaggis
>>
>>71238905
>>71240102
>>71240329
>>71240468
1. Argentina
2. Nicolás

How many more are there in here?
>>
>>71238905
USA
Juan

CHI
>>
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>talking to a cool Norwegian guy
>he then tells me his name is Anders
>mfw
>>
>>71245771
It is paul in english
>>
>>71223483
I haven't seen this one in a long time. Merci, mon gars.
>>
>>71226257
What about Reinhardt, I'd name my kid that if I could.
>>
i shall name my sons
>caesar
>heracles
>napoleon
>charlemagne
>beowulf
>leonidas
>>
>>71227992
Claiming he was of French origin is reaching all the way back to the Norman Conquest. That's some serious muh heritaging.
>>
>>71251358
You can't have a surname as a first name.
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>>71238905
1..Flag
2. David
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>>71223089
>had a PM called Kevin
>>
>>71238905
1.flag
2.Juan
>>
At least you guys weren't named Bloekje.
>>
>>71223089
cant believe it, exactly the same as in here
>>
>>71252399
Plenty of surnames are first names too.
>>
>>71238905
flag
Ivan
>>
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>>71238905
>USA
>Cameron
>>
>>71249611
Bingo,

In Spain it's written like Borja though.
>>
>>71238388
Kek in Swedish "mjäke" (mieke) means weakling
>>
>>71238388
butifel mieke
>>
>>71223089
Which is why here you have a list of Portuguese names with standardised spelling to pick from.
>>
>>71257159
A list? The hell?
>>
>>71257181
Yeah, you can't pick the exact spelling of your name, so you never end up with Joanna or Johanna or Joanha or any other bullshit stripper name. It's always Joana, and you can't make up names that are not on the list (it's still a very large list full with archaic names that almost nobody uses).

I think people with one or two foreign parents are excluded from this, but they still have to be accepted by the notary as something not obscene or idiotic like a number or something.
>>
>>71257235
Which makes it easy to separate Brazilians, Africans and Gypsies from their names alone. Unless they also give them normal names, of course.

I think it's for the better, desu.
>>
>>71222998
Är du en söt jänta??
>>
>>71238905
Norway
Philip
>>
>>71257356
Philip/Filip is such a cuck name desu
>>
>>71238905
flag
Yourey

dafuk is wrong wint Kevin? Nicest name, associates with lil dude from home alone
>>
>>71257235
>>71257286
They also do this in Iceland
>>
>>71253366
LOOOOOOOOL dude is your nickname smth like commie?
>>
>>71257441
I always thought almost everyone in Europe did this.

Weird.
>>
>>71224099
>proletariat
ain't that like 95% of the population
>>
>>71252861
Kevin o7 cunttttttttttt
>>
>>71251371
>implying you'll have any children let alone 6 of the cunts
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>>71225485
>>
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>>71257812
>>
>>71257411
nah

I wuz kangz n shit
>>
>>71257923
If u iz kangz n shit, them who the hell u rulin'?
>>
>>71257812
>>71257842
The top names are pretty similar to the British statistics tbqh.
>>
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>>71257812
>jaxon
>>
>>71227152
and they are still better names than the anglo ones that just sound like they don't belong in swedish like Liam or William.
>>
You fuckers know nothing about meme names. Parents named me Godofredo which is a meme northern name.
>>
>>71258550
>Liam
Fuuuuugggg I hate this name.
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