I left out a plate of pasta outside of my front door the other

>>71210102
If you keep feeding them pasta they will become you best friends. Just never stop cooking pasta. We eat it at least once a day it's like a drug we can't live without

>>71210102
there are no italians in your neighborhood you retarded burger.

>>71210339
I like to think there are because I love Italian people

Are you implying dogs or night animals are eating my fresh pasta?

>>71210102
mama de mia! questo post is too spicy per me!

>>71210438
1. No italian would ever eat something (especially pasta) made by a non italian (especially if a burger barbarian)
2. I feel sorry for the stray dogs that to survive have to eat that shit you cook

>>71210438
i'm saying you will never be able to cook fresh pasta because you'll get to hungry and just eat all the ingredients raw before they have time to cook

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>>71210102
No way that's true. I call bullshit
When I was visiting Italy, I happened to be cooking for my pal's family.
People love my cooking in france but apparently my French Carbonara was hated by them.
Italians can only feed on food made Italians. You know the Kraut space magic ? Well Italians have the Wop space cooking. It's something magical that doesn't make sense.

>>71210490
kek

>>71210477
Rude :_;
>>71210490
Even ruder v__v

>>71210533
should have cooked snails