>from Medival Times to 1940s, Europeans were barbaric and

Germany was split in 2

EU + UN forced everyone to make nice

civilization does not mean civil
it is the ambiguity of european dominance that caused them to cease interstate violence

you may quote me

eternal german was subdued

File: world police.png (683KB, 887x1202px) Image search: [Google]

683KB, 887x1202px

America saved them. They still need us.

>>71206503
t. always at war

>>71206503
We happened.

They kicked us out of their countries for not being European enough.
They kept doing their "fighting over dwindling resources" and bored cousins wars while we kept to ourselves as much as possible.
We built all kinds of great things, because it benefited us, not their kings.
We became Americans. Our country, our rules.
(I still love you, sweetheart, but am afraid that we've grown in different directions...)
They get in over their heads, and ask for food, and ships, and airplanes, and trucks, and shoes.
Not enough! Send troops!
We don't want to leave our homes, so are mad, and kill lots of them.
All done.
Decide to leave.
OH, NO. Stay so the other bad guys won't get us, and rebuild us while we complain about everything.
Well, OK, but its gonna cost you.
Here, have a taste of our "culture."
Wow, this is better than dying for kings.
Let's let the politicians and bankers fight it out for a change.
Well; Bye.
Come back!
Nopenopenopenopenope

File: tmp_15314--156756777.jpg (2MB, 2662x4000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2662x4000px

>>71206503
>>from Medival Times to 1940s, Europeans were barbaric and were always at war
>>after WWII, Europeans became civilised again
Most of us fought meme-tier colonial wars or civil wars. Stop this meme

File: eagle.jpg (95KB, 1141x728px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 1141x728px

>>71208433
but someone's got to preserve freedom

America again has to be the world police.

If it weren't for us, Europeans would still be killing each other for stupid reasons again. America brought peace and light to the dark ages

>>71208533
Yeah, so I got to play World Police for a while and had enough of it.
Still love my country and support it, but now only fight for my family and friends.
Earn your right to choose.

>>71206503
Cold War and nukes

>>71208727
So America

>>71208433
But they need someone to protect them from themselves so we should stay. Otherwise we'd just have to come back later to save them again anyway since what happens in Europe affects here as well, we'd never really be able to stay out forever. It's probably better and cheaper to just maintain a smaller presence and ensure they don't chimp out at each other. Rather than return after the fact.

>>71208433
Lol those americans they all think they live in a story or smth

>>71206503
>Europeans became civilised again

again?

>>71208952
See, this is why you are Euro, and will always be so.
You wait for me to do something of substance, and then do nothing but complain about it.
Guess what?
You're on your own this time.

>>71206586
More like nukes. Without nukes the germs would have chimped out again.

>>71208782
Clean up your own back yard first.
Then your block, and city, and state, and country.
Then think about them.
But know this: they will always want more than you can give.

>>71206503
From 1776 to 1963 Americans held slaves and had separated restrooms, dance floors and such
>after 1963, they strongly affirmed their self-created title of "Leader of the Free World", as well as moan and scream at others how they're racist, bigoted, do not have diverse movies casts/classrooms and how whites are the problem for everything
What happened?

>>71206503

we got bored

>>71208782
You make it sounds like America is a big, dashing, level headed superhero that makes sure smug, brilliant, but hotheaded Europeans don't start another World War that'd end up wiping them out, and possibly also everyone else on the planet too. He also protects them from Russia and Chinese influence.

It...it actually sounds kind of romantic. America x Europe fanart when?

>>71209404
And which "Europe" would that be? Especially since you exclude Russia from it.

File: brofist.png (237KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 500x375px

>>71209404
>America x Europe fanart when?
I would also like this.

>>71208748
and the USSR
and France
and the UK
and China

>>71209986
Yes the Soviet Union brought peace to europe and saved many Europeans lives

>>71209040
What the fuck are you even talking about ?

>>71206503
Based America brought them to heel

>>71210248
>Soviet Union brought peace to europe
obviously

>and saved many Europeans lives
they actually did

the H bomb

>>71206503
being the ultimate consumers, americans purchased the concept of war exclusively for themselves

>>71206503
Biological evolution. All violent one died. Violent gene pool is increasing again recently though, with the influx of muslim refugees.

Europeans are savages. Imagine if they had the right to bear arms like Americans do. They'd be killing each other on the level of African nations

File: 1wbfkuae.vichan-1.jpg (96KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1200x675px

>>71208535
Soon you won't have time to be world police.
Once Trump fucks USA up, even second coming of FDR won't help you.

File: 14225223412412.png (53KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 256x256px

>>71206503
>Be European
>Wake up
>Get shot
>Go outside
>Get bombed
>Go to work
>Get invaded
>No guns, get rounded up and genocided.

>Cousin leaves for better life in America
>traitorous anti-European scum!

Really makes you think