>Italians put they're heads on meatball pillows and use blankets made from Spaghetti
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
there*
sono gay
>americans are literally being robbed by their own police
>>71168407
>be French
>get ran over
>get shot
>Americans build dams with spillways that can't handle overflow
>canadians race in their bathtubs
>>71168479
>Be 'Murica
>run over something
> shoot it
>>71168574
>be texas
>lose the alamo
lmao
>>71168498
>Canadians eat snow with maple syrup on it
>>71168661
Whats the problem here
>>71168311
Another quality American post.
I'm just overflowing with laughter.
>>71168498
Commiefornians, they don't wanna be Americans anymore, because the President is a big meanie, and that's ok with me.
>Italians cram their entire families into a single compact 2 door and roll it off a mountain when they want to go on vacation
>it lands in France and Renault bases their next car on the aftermath
>>71169101
>Italians have to move their cars by pushing them downhill
>They can't afford gas because they spend all their money on pasta
>>71168311
Meatballs are from sweden. Stop associating us with meatballs, we don't even know how they're done, it's so fucking annoying this stereoptype
>>71170637
What's up with american making up stereotypes.
Stereotypes are far better when they have some element of truth.
>>71170768
They have no culture or education whatsoever and so they need to resort to dumb simplistic generalization that their naive ignorant mind can comprehend. And since they're all ignorant cultureless fat bastards sacks of shit they also get the wrong generalization.
The average unitedstatian is a stinky mass of lard who dies at the age of 38 due to heart attack caused by McDonald's and all the other shit they happily gulp down.
I'm sardinian btw
>>71170943
>They have no culture or education whatsoever
>resort to dumb simplistic generalization
sardinian """intellectuals"""
>>71168311
great thread, op
>>71170637
>>71170943
>Italians put their heads on mozzarella pillows and use blankets made from spaghetti
is that somewhat better?
>>71168574
literally this shit only happens in Texas
>>71170943
You seem really upset about something Mario,want to talk about it?
Burger senpai noticed me
>be italian
>injure hand
>can't find a job because I'm legally mute
>>71170637
we have meatballs, just you filthy sardinians can't afford meat
>>71172379
Ambrogino, I....
>Italians treat politics like pancakes
>>71172466
Be mean to me, daddy.
>Australians unironically piss and shit from their asses
LMFAAAAAAAAO
>be American
>make thread late at night
>only get the loony weirdos to reply
lel have fun guys
>Italians literally cannot speak English
Fucking subhumans 2bh
>>71170943
amerisharts btfo
>>71172517
not him but if you're a qt trap I will
>>71172605
>Americans can only speak mexican
wtf
>>71171163
I'm from Texas and this kind of shit never happens. I hate this stereotype.
>be sardinian
>eat maggot cheese
>>71170943
>the amount of butthurt in this post
>>71172685
bullshit
also
>be high school student
>have sex with mildly attractive teacher
>teacher goes to jail
shit happens all the time
>>71170943
>They have no culture
Italians stole pašticada, bolonjez, karbonara, mortadela, pršut, prošek, kaneloni, fritule and njoki
Trst je naš
>>71172985
>pršut
that's our name, you Turkmen have bastrma
>Britbongs actually shower with their shoes on
C A N ' T M A K E T H I S ST U F F U P
>>71171374
Hi.
>>71170943
>I'm sardinian btw
Didn't know fish were allowed to post here lmao
>>71173197
Go eat your žg*njci
Pršut is the thinking Dalmatian man's food
>>71173534
kraški pršut has EU protected geographical status
go put some halal ćevapi on your tanjir in your miserable kula
>>71173294
no? that's americans mate.
speaking of which
>americans microwave their water
unbelievable, unfabricatable
>>71173654
>sLELvene thinks his country's pršut is better than ours
Poppity pop tet
>>71173817
pršut is as Slovenian as polenta, as teran, as jota...you know nothing, Begović.
>>71173784
Do I hear the squeak of wet soles?
Americans are subhuman. No idea why I got this shitty flag on
>>71168661
I found this hilarious, thanks anon.
>be dutch
>get strangled by sentient seaweed
>italians
>Italian cars put the steering wheel in the backseat
Why the fuck do you guys do this lmao how do you see where you're going
>Americans use floppy disks to store interracial porn
>>71170943
All this yank butthurt
>>71171752
Underrated kek.
>>71168311
>be American
>bully someone
>entire world bullies you back, even Americans
>>71170637
A FUCKING BOOT
>>71168311
holy fuck ive seen this firsthand
>>71171752
nice one
>>71170943
>Sardinian
That's a funny way to say faggot
>>71171752
>america is a big dumb poo poo head pee pee country
>Italian babies first words are Mama Mia!
>>71170943
>Sardinians
>culture
>Sardinians
>Italians
>>71171752
Oh i get it