>1 (ONE) shot at life >born PAJEET in UK

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but you don't have just one shot at life

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>>71162377

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>>71162377

>>71162329
Is reincarnation not a meme?

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>>71162457
put it this way i must have really fucked up last time round.

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>one shot at life
>born SVEN in Sweden

>>71162438
MANDIR WAHI BANEGA

Hey, at least your born in the UK. You beat the odds of A BILLION being born a pajeet in PooinLoostan.

Look on the bright side of life.

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Could be worse

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>one chance at life
>born as diasporafag
>have to go to army in Finland.

>>71162329
>one shot at life
>one shot to end it too
Do it

>>71162329
Chicken dhansak, saag bhaji, pilau rice and a peshwari naan please mate.

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>>71164642
Literally all you need to do is tell the docs you are a bed wetter and a homosexual who can't control his boners

That is, if you are a faggot and don't want free state-paid forest-adventure with automatic weapons

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>>71164868
Not really worth it to lie about it tbqh. Don't want to risk going to jail

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>>71162329
Tfw born to be slave in the corrupted filthy shithole inhabited by pale braindead apes that are called humans by mistake

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>one shot at life
>born Bjorn Schneider in South Brazil

>>71162329
>1 shot in life
>born white and middle class in northern europe
>still manage to fuck everything up

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>>71162329
>one shot at life
>born white, male, middle class and american