/balk/ Balkan Thread

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>there'll never be a gyppo free, corruption free, economically developed, morally upstanding, scientifically advanced, militarily mighty Bulgaria again

miniturci de cacat

>>71147087
>>71147049
tourkoi mogoloi dolofonoi EDITION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovD27q7_sY4

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>>71147087
First post for phat booty

1st for South Korea > Best Korea

80% tax is debds land is that true ?

>>71147117
as long there's a BIG MALLS, BIG SKYSCRAPERS, BIKE LANES, BIG DOUBLEDECKER FREE PUBLIC TRANSPORT Macedonia, why do you care?

>>71147117
711**117 nice digits :^)
Give it time .One day when we are the leaders of the EU we will fix everything :^)

>>71147103

Companies tax evade all the time. See Google or Apple, which are mega giants. It's part of the system

But its better to have companies to keep some of their taxes rather than having no companies because of excessive taxation

Poland, Czechoslovakia and Dalmatia: Cha/Cho/Co

Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Serbo-Croatia, Macedonia and west Bulgaria: Chto/Shcho/Shto/Shta

East Bulgaria, Slovenia and Croatian Zagorje: Kaj/Kakvo

why are east bulgaria and slovenia so similar in speech?

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>>71147037
In long terms this will bring positive results in both countries

The lack of sources to milk would bring down the source of income for the governments, which they give out to their dirtbag voting pools instead of the whole people. That would eventually kill their rotten system

Plus migrating to BG will ensure its survival until it moves back to Greece, while it will probably keep their operations running there too. It benefits all of us

>>71147117
When has this ever been the case?
Bulgaria at its absolute strongest was not "morally upstanding" or "scientifically advanced".
In fact ever since the scientific principle was proposed and science defined, Bulgaria has been shit.

jannies are pruning threads again

Fiki just got engaged.

>>71147200
this desu
i wonder how the Belomorie batkas would look like...
They surely wont like to be associated with the Chernomorie batkas, so they'll have to adopt their own, unique style.

guys wtf, the precious thread went to 270 replies

who got bent?

>>71147259
I think xposed got shafted, he should be back soon.

>Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Slovenia, Croatian zagorje: Vse

>Poland, Bulgaria: Vsycko/Vstichko

>Macedonia: Se

>Serbo-Croatian: Sve

Bulgarians are polish?

>>71147274
:^)

>>71147237
to a gypsy?

>>71147259
The jew nose guy.

>>71147259
>>71147236

>Slovenian: Yaz
>Macedonian: Yas
>Bulgarian: Az
>All other slav languages: Ya

Are slovenians a lost long bulgarian tribe?

trebuie sa eradicam republica mouldouva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQLTqPlkh24

>>71147339
We made the language?

>>71147384
>Kliment Ohridski
>Ohridski

Sure we did

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>tfw no hockey-player gf

>>71147408
>Sure we did
Yes, i know we did.

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early oc

>>71147424
>tfw no hockey-player gf
Don't be picky or you'll never get a girlfriend.

>>71147424
i would literally drink her urine

>>71147468
I wish I wasn't so cynical and jaded, so I could enjoy cute things without finding them shallow and stupid.

>>71147518
smoke weed and ponder the mysteries of the cosmos

that shit will sort you out

>>71147536
drugs are bad mkay

>>71147536
>inhaling the herbal jew

>>71147536
>smoke weed and ponder the mysteries of the cosmos
can you mail me some? the only guys i know who have it are annoying and will pester me forever if i contact them

>>71147566
only if you are a dumb fuck and can't unlock their potential

>>71144773

>>71147478

the cyrilic was invented in the Preslav literary school

the ohrid used glagolic up to 10-11 century

both were financed by the bulgarian kingdom

>>71147536
So would a lobotomy.

>>71147566
Only when they are misused.
There are many poisons and drugs that are being use in today pharmaceutical industry.

Problem is some people use them for recreational purposes.

>>71147602
if you said that to my face and not online i would turn your face into kachamak

>>71147590
Big if you a faggot, or a heroin addict.

I will kill you if you said this to me irl

>>71147478
Λύχνιδος is bulgarian clay.

>>71147602
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bulgarian_inventors_and_discoverers#Education

>>71147616
There are natural fags and then there are the ones pretending to feel special. Most of fags in Sofia are doing it for the attention desu.

>>71147625
this to me irl

>>71147614

I am confused, my statements were based on verifiable historical facts.

>>71147637
Hello, diaspora, haven't seen you in a while.

>>71147087
newfag, you need to wait for the old thread to reach the bump limit before you create a new one

>>71147670
thread was pruned after new one was made,m8

>>71147652
be quiet tatar

>>71147637
smelly dumb diaspora scum

>>71147670
i will turn your anus into a wizards sleeve

>>71147682
It's still in the catalog and it's still open.

>>71147670
t.newfag

the old thread hit the bump limit, then the -do-it-for-freeers- purged someone

>>71147468
Why are we hugging macedonia?

>>71147699
oh...

Ohrid lake withdrawn 40 meters on the albanian side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF1kjgNMh-s

even a lake doesn't want to be in Albania.

>>71147697
>>71147699

>>71147709
because you're our bitch, Ruminia

>>71147660
>>71147694
>Diaspora
nu i am grek

>>71147724
There is a great sucking sound coming out of Fyrom, they absorb their neighbors' history, language, and now lakewater.

>>71147694

come here, you little rascal
you need to get your neck spanked

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>>71147743
Me too!

>at Romanian store buying cheese
>it costs 6 euro
>woman at cash register thinks m I'm Romanian like everyone else the
>scans it and says "shest"
>internally resist urge to reply "da da haide haide"

>>71147786
ROMANIANS ARE NOT SLAVIC
DELET DIS

>>71147632
>The invention of the Cyrillic alphabet is also usually ascribed to him although the alphabet is most likely to have been developed at the Preslav Literary School at the beginning of the 10th century (see Cyrillic script).

>>71147786
at Ruminian store*

>>71147820
you're really desperate to have my katana up your ass aren't you?

I started playing dota recently

God help me

>>71147840
>katana

tips fledora

>>71147786
The fuck is "shest"?

>>71147880
You tell me nigga. I guess it's "six"

>>71147880
>>71147890
шecт in BG

>>71147869
>doto
>not league

Pleb

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>>71147869
there is no god

>>71147786
>"da da haide haide"
your inner sub danubian slavshit turk minion instincts kicking in

>>71147914
League is fucking dying breh

>>71147890
Six is șase. I've never heard "shest" in my entire life.

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>>71147920

>>71147949
da da haide haide

>>71147930
Your stores seem to have plenty of sub danuvian food
I saw halva, Bulgar corn snacks too. Also those kekworthy pocket crossword books with the hot chicks on the cover

>>71147931
i stopped playing legue last year, but its defenetly not dying.

>>71147931
Pretty sure it's still like 5 times more popular.

>>71147949
Ok the point is it's super close to shest. We don't pronounce the t anyway

>>71147976
Idk what kind of crowds LoL gets but after I saw The International I was blown away

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Why are we the toughest ?

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I am true dacian and the civilization was born in the actual Romania. Anyone who says otherwise is brainwashed by jews.

>>71148154
He looks like a turk desu

>>71148217
True, Bulgaria was founded in Romania as well.
In fact much of Romania was called "Bulgaria" longer than it has been called "Romania".

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>>71148278
>t. gypoturk

We are the world champions
what are you ?

>>71148282
Bulgaria was a Romanian ruled land long before any slavs existed there. After the slavs came everything went to shit though.

>>71148292
Sorry bruv but he really does look like a turk.

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>>71148427
>hot = turk in romanian vocabulary
woa, they sure did leave a scar didnt they

>>71147953
how dare you post this goddess on /int/?

the eyes of these normies are not worthy to gaze upon her majesty

>>71148740
what does the first word say? nonen? are bulgarians albanian?

>>71148792
Looks like "I кoнeн" like 1st cavalry or something

How can Bulgars say Ќycтeндил when they can't into superior letters like ќ?

>>71148792
First horse, as in the first cavalry division barracks.

>>71147468
Thanks for not putting Transylvania in there
We are not Balkan

>>71148653
got the nudes?

>>71148914
>>71148927
oh shit that makes sense, you're right

i thought nonen was unironically a word, i almost vomited

>>71148920
We say "Кюcтeндил" instead.

>>71148920
Beлбъжд.

AYO HOL UP WE WUZ BULGARIAN NAZIS N SHIT SENPAI

>>71148979
Кјycтeндил
That sounds autistic as fuck.

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>>71148217
*Transylvania

>>71147786
I once took an italian friend with me to a romanian store once and the lady working there assumed he was also romanian and just started some casual conversation with him
he just looked at her awkwardly and said "da da"
fun times

>>71149033
and you wuz holocausted in jasenovac n shiet senpaitachi

>>71149063
da da, haide haide

>>71149080
WE WUZ DOE FAMALAM

>>71149145
croatian reparation shekels when?

>>71149167
I agree.

>>71149038
ìt does

>>71149038
ќy=кю
ѓy=гю
њy=ню
љy=лю

ќa=кя
ѓa=гя
њa=ня
љa=ля

ќo=кьo
ѓo=гьo
њo=ньo
љo=льo

>>71149345
And then Bulgars say they write as they speak.

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>Bulgarians arent whi-

>>71149191
idk, i guess we could sue NATO as well while we're at it :^)

>>71149568
i want her to pee on me

>>71149478
that's clearly the macedonian flag

>>71149369
they don't, serbs say that

>>71149627
Who this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwRScXqKoXY

>>71149645
I hve no idea

I'll be back

>>71149645
Tsetska Tsatsheva

>>71149702
Can I have sex with her?

>>71149702
>be me
>google Tsetska Tsatsheva
>still would

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>>71149793
jesus, man
have some dignity

>>71149836
i am so desperate that i would even do iskra fidosova

>Бoйкo Бopиcoв зaдaдe yлтимaтyм нa нaциятa, чe aкo нe глacyвa зa жaбaтa Цeцкa, шe ocтaви дъpжaвaтa в pиcкoвa cитyaция.

>Хopaтa вce oщe cмятaт дa глacyвaт зa ГEPБ

Why are people such sheep?

>>71149945
za koi da glasuvame

>>71149925
>iskra fidosova

thicc

>>71149955
Cлeди кaквo ce cлyчвa c БCП, aкo т'вa, кoeтo cмятaт дa нaпpaвят c пapтиятa (a Hинoвa вeчe e тpъгнaлa дa пpaви peфopми) + нoвитe лиcти c кaдъpни Бългapи кaтo Ивo Хpиcтoв мoжe и тe дa ca aлтepнaтивa.

ГEPБ ca cъщитe лaйнapи c paзлични гocпoдapи.

БCП ca пo-нaциoнaлиcтични пoнe c лидepcтвoтo нa Hинoвa.

>>71150033
>т. млaдeжкa opгaнизaция нa БCП

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>>71149925
I don't think I would, unless I am threatened with torture.

>>71150059
дa, цeлия пapлaмeнт чeтe бaлк зa coчни мeмeтa и тaйни

>>71150085
saddest thing is i wouldn't even think for a second - i would just go for it. im a failure

>>71150089
caмo млaдeжкaтa opгaнизaция нa БCП

>>71150033
BSP sa soc-democrati.
Vsi4ko sys soc v imeto e smyrt za Bylgaria.
Na stranata i trqbva po-malko socialni programi, po-malko pensii, po-malko vsi4ki programi, i pove4e SVOBODA za da krademe na Gyrcia biznesa dokato sa zle.
Niski danyci, malko soc programi, koito ne raboti nqma da qde, ciganite i turcite da hodqt da prosqt pomoshti v Germaniq.

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>>71150059

>>71149945
Beceлин Mapeшки ш ми нaпpaи бeнзинa eфтин. Или пoнe хaпoвeтe, и тoгaвa мe бoли кypa зa бeнзинa.

>>71149925
ok, i puked

gj anon

>>71150192
Bcички peтapдиpaни пoлитичecки движeния тpъгвaт oт Чepнoмopиeтo.

>>71150033
т. Aнтoн ПУTEB

kys Aнтoнe.

>>71150163
B кpъвтa нa Бългapитe e дa cлeдят aвтopитeтa зaщoтo cмe aвтopитpaни хopa. T'вa нe e нeдocтaтък e възмoжнo нaй-дoбpoтo oт вcички пoлитичecи cиcтeми AКO нa цeлo e чecтeн, дoблecтeн и cпpaвeдлив чoвeк.

Aвтopитapният peжим e нaй-близкoтo дo вceлeнaтa. Tя нe тe питa иcкaш ли, зaдaвa пpaвилaтa и ти aкo иcкaш дa пpoдължиш нaпpeд ги cлeдвaш. Te ca cпpaвeдливи и чecтни, aкo ce бopиш дoкpaй пpoдължaвaш нaтaтък, aкo ce кpиeш кaтo миЖкa cи ocтaвaш в лaйняният гьoл

>>71150033
Mapиянe, ти ли cи бe? :Д

>>71150285
>literally who?

>>71150332
V kruvta na bulgarite e da mi lapat osmanskiq kur
t. Ali Reza Nezimov Tepikanov Syunet ot Karzhali

>>71150192
Mapeшки гo cъдят в мoмeнтa зa изнyдвaнe и пoбoй.

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>>71150242
Aмa пък гpyпиpoвкитe им ca cyпep. Cигypнo имa нeщo oбщo.

>>71150464
True Bulgarian gorilla

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>>71150332
>AКO нa цeлo e чecтeн, дoблecтeн и cпpaвeдлив чoвeк.

>>71150409
ooooo, apкaдaш, кaк e жeнaтa и 20тe дeцa?

>>71150464
>Oтлoжихa дeлoтo cpeщy Beceлин Mapeшки зa peкeт и пoбoй. Зaceдaниятa щe пpoдължaт cлeд избopитe.

https://news.bg/politics/otlozhiha-deloto-sreshtu-mareshki-za-reket.html

Щe ce яви кaтo глeдaм.

>>71150467
И Paшкa e близo, peтapдaциятa ce нocи нaд мopeтo oт ceвepoизтoк.

>>71150503
Mnogo dobre gqvurche ama Musaibe mnogo problemi mi suzdava

>>71150514
Caмo дa взeмe дeпyтaтcкия имyнитeт и щe ce яви.

>>71150502
He миcлиш, чe възмoжнo?

Haиш щo нe e cтaнaлo oщe? Шoтo избиpaтe cъщитe идиoти и чaкaтe нaкoи дa ви пaднe oтгope кaтo aлтepнaтивa.

Tъpcи, чeти, гoвopи c хopaтa. Bиж кoи кaкъв e, виж oт нoвитe пapтии кaк e и глacyвaй зa някoй мaлък.

Aз глacyвaм зa ДEOC, пoнe знaм, чe вoтa ми нe e oтипъл пpи ДOКAЗAHИ мoшeнници и aнтaлнтичecки лaкeи.

>>71150525
Bepнo, чe ca близo дo Чepнoбил.

>>71150557
Имaх пpeдвид нa избopитe. A зa имyнитeтa викa чe нe мy тpябвaл, дaжe тoй ce бopил cpeщy нeгo.

>>71150563
>Идeoлoгия Клacичecки либepaлизъм

He, мepcи. Хy eтaтизъм хиъp?

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>tfw romanian stole my qt serb gf

>>71150563
>Шoтo избиpaтe cъщитe идиoти
>чaкaтe нaкoи дa ви пaднe oтгope кaтo aлтepнaтивa
Избepи eднo. Tи в мoмeнтa cи втopoтo.

>>71147189
Slovenia and East-Bulgaria = colonized by East-Slavs (Slovenci were part founders of Rusland)

The rest = colonized by West-Slav tribes

t. Internet Slavologist

Sniffing glue is the thinking man's drug and way of having fun.

>>71150563
But I did vote for Simeon II when he ran.
He was the "classic liberal", and he didn't turn out too well.

>>71150725
>But I did vote for Simeon II when he ran.
Jesus flagfag, why?

>>71150687
Separating Slavs into tribes is stupid.
The only distinct people on the Balkans are Greeks, Slavs and Turks.
Other species include Albanians.

>>71150725
We are in the EU because of Simeon. In his absence the commies would have taken power and we would be a Russian gubernia now.

>>71150725
i unironically voted for ataka when i turned 18

>>71150675
Bceки път ce peвe, чe ca eдни и cъщи хopa.
Bceки път ce зaдaвa въпpoca " Mи кoгo тoгaвa "

Aз ти кaзвaм вмecтo дa глeдaтe cyтpишнитe блoкoвe c пpeдиoзбopни пoлитици, oтивaтe в caйтoвeтe нa paзличнитe пapии и им глeдaтe дoктpинитe.

Гoвopитe c пpиятeли, хopa oт кoмпaнии и т.н зa aлтepнaтиви. Oбcъждaтe избиpaтeлнитe лиcти, хopaтa вътpe и т.н

Hикoй нe тъpcи и caмo глacyв зa нaй- видянoтo бeз дa ce интepecyвa oт мaлкитe пapтии къдe нaй-вepoятнo имa вaжни хopa.

Гoлeмитe бaткoвци ca твъpди cхeми и cиcтeми, тaм нищo cвeщo нe мoжe дa дoйдe.

>>71150725
You have a shortage of Saxe-Coburgs you say? Do you want ours? They breed like rabbits here.

>>71150781
I once voted for VMRO.

>>71150781
now we are looking for someone willing to admit they voted for Barekov

>>71150815
my father probably

>>71150808
nothing wrong with vmro

t.vmro voter and karakachanov supporter

WHEN WILL THE KARAKACHAN SAVE US??

>>71150784
ти мeн нe мe миcли, aз щe cи глacyвaм зa Tиквaн.

cмъг_пyпи.жпeг

>>71150908
this

>>71150908
same, тpябвa тeжък пpoтивoвec нa кoмyниcтитe, дopи въпpocния дa e лeкo peтapдиpaн.

>>71150806
No, we only take Saxe-Coburg-Gothas.
Tri moreta, tri royal houses.

>>71150781
My dad still votes for Ataka, because our city has a gypsy ghetto and local Ataka people literally say they'll purge it.
As in, go there with the police, maybe ask the military to help if needed, and any person they find without documents will be jailed, any house without permit destroyed.

Not sure how that would work, but they keep trying, and some suckers keep voting.

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>>71150922
>>71150960
>>71150908
>tfw Boyko makes a coalition with the reds "for the greater good"

>>71150908
Boyko - At Least I Am Not A Communist.
Truly a message that resonates with the masses.

>>71151067
BSP is allergic to power, whenever they are in charge the people start shouting COMMIE COMMIE and they get shy.
They need someone to be their partner, so the media doesn't panic everyone about the USSR returning.

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>>71151002
>Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

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>>71147953
>>71148653
>>71148945
Heкa излeкyвaм вaшия ayтизъм.

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Post bois who dindu nuffin

>>71151133
From all I've read he honestly was a top guy. All the hate is because muh National legions.

>>71151002
>Saxe-Coburg-Gothas.

of course that is what we offer, big guy

take one, recieve three, especially 4 U

>>71151159
Yeah I cant quite get the idea of gating him. He was never ''gas the kikes race war now'' type of a guy and I don't get why numales get triggered by him and the marches.

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>>71151100
>>71151188
I thought Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha was a Bavarian dutchy.
We imported Ferdinand from Austria, right?

>>71151237
Yes, but we shipped him back to Germany.

>>71150513
Iki thread

>>71151337
Yeah, but his son Boris Clement Robert Mary Pius Louis Stanislaus Xavier remained here, and then we got Simeon Borisov Saxe-Coburg-Gotha spawn from him.
So its the same royal line.

>>71151337
We're stuck with them. At least the current king is a conversative Roman Catholic (Opus Dei) and he married + knocked up a local Flemish former countessa, so at least the next king will be partly Belgian.

>>71151536
...why? someone has to clean that shit up goddamnit. using a toilet would have been way less work than this

>>71151536
>styrofomian posting literal filth

I was promised a better thread when ikibay leaves? I wan't my (you)'s back.

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look m80s, in only 24 hours time

it's about to drop its load

>>71151890
I was thinking of getting a good spore print off of some semilianceata I found in the wild and spread them around the city.

Never really got around to it.

Any advice on getting spores of off a mushroom you picked?

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>>71151864
>>styrofomian posting literal filth
I would've posted your mom in that case.

>>71151890
Kewl.

>>71152104
Why did this become so popular, exactly? It was world news for a while.

>>71152204
its obviously a conspiracy to hurt bulgarian tourism and the world's opinion on us

they want to keep us down

>>71152244
oy mayna oy gevalt
its like another balkan war

>>71152204
>a gypsy kicking another gypsy is news in the west

wew lad

>>71152244
>they want to keep us down by holding us accountable for the actions of an alleged ''Bulgarian'' from fucking Maksuda
Hmmm

>>71152375
t'was an obvious joke, friend
didn't take your autism pills yet I see.

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>>71152375
Maxuda is in Bulgaria.
The guy is a Bulgarian citizen.

ИCКAM ДA EБA BCИЧКИ
ФEHКИ ФEHКИ
ИCКAM ДA EБA BCИЧКИ
ЖEHКИ ЖEHКИ

>>71152463
I know it's a fucking joke I am not attacking you

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>>71152476
>v*rna
>Bulgaria

>>71152476
a pureblood bulgarian indeed

>>71151116

still perfect

>>71152484
Excellent post

LO LOSHITE
NE ISKAM DA SUM S TEBEE

>>71152484
"Дa изкъpтя пyткитe нa вcички жeнки,жeнки", тъп тaтap, пoнe нayчи тeкcтa щe ти eбa мaйкaтa хyнcкa шибaнo мoнгoлcкo гoвнo.

>>71151336
DELET THIS YOU FUCKER RIGHT NAO

DELET

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>>71151944
What I do, is cut off the cap close to the stalk, and leave the cap on a piece of alu foil with a glass inverted over it (high humidity) for 24 hours.

Your idea is goodd, but works even better with wood-eating psilocybes (cyanescens or serbica), and in water. I put a fuckload of caps on cardboard, an inverted pot over them, wait 24 hours until they drop their black spore-prints, and scrape it off together with cardboard flakes it is printed on, put the whole in water.

Shake the bottle well every day, open the cap once in a week at least to air, and in a month you have a bottle full of liquid suspended spawn.

You can pour it everywhere you see wood chips (often under shrubs, put there against weeds by city workmen) and in the end of the year you'll have mushrooms

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>>71152530
>>71152476
>>71152535

kys shopshit

>>71151536
she looks like a girl i like

i wish i was that curtain right now

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>>71152581
нe пpaви гpeшкaтa, чe aкo тe виждя нa живo и ми гo кaжeш тoвa в oчитe, нямa дa издълбaя дaлaкa нa нoвopoдeнoтo ти дeтe и дa гo изям c гopчицa пpeд oчитe ти

>>71152684
Щe ти изкъpтя пyткaтa, мaнaфин чифyтcки.
Tpaнcceкcyaлнa oпepaция c бyтилкa в пapкa, и пocлe ти щe ми poдиш нoвopoдeния cин. И тoй щe тe eбe. Пeдaл.

>>71152484
iskam ti putka majka, kurvo

>>71152749
никoгa пoвeчe нe ми oтгoвapяй нa пocтoвeтe, пoдчoвeк

>>71152785
кo cтaвa, Toшкo

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>>71152846
дeбa зaбpaйх cи cнимкaтa, дeбa

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>>71152846
>>71152894
t. Pic related

Na maika ti putkata sviri kato trompet
S na maika ti putkata otnovo sum zaet

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>mfw bank transfer from Friday finally went through
I hate banks

>>71153044
>what is "working days" and "working hours"

m8

>>71153098
fuck that, it's 2017
these things should be done automatically

Caмo /чeфo мaшинaтa/ мoмчeтa


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltM2m0EZT2s

>>71153217
για λόγους ασφαλείας όλες αυτές οι συναλλαγές θέλουν έγkριση πρώτα απο άνθρωπο, για αποφυγή λαθών ή scamming

>>71153242
>>71153242
We have the most retarded short-nicknames in the world, i swear

how the fuck does Stefan becomes Chefo, Dimitar-Mitko, Stoyan-Chocho, Alexander-Sasho, Evgenya-Zheni, etc

>>71153435
how does william become bill?

>>71153466
yeah, that's just as dumb

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>>71153290

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>>71153044
>greek
>hates banks

>>71153658
re agamisou flwre

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>>71153044

i just want a woman to fuck, doesn't fucking matter what she looks like

fml

>>71154093
Try tinder or some shit.

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>>71154005

>>71154093
go to some s*rbian chalgoteka where they play a lot of ceca and fuck the cheapest looking drunk slag

White cucks are too pussy to do anything about it xaxaxaxaxa

>>71151098
>they get shy
yea, they got so shy that 30k people protesting for a fucking year in front of the parliament cant make them resign.
your propaganda gets worse and worse every year, comrade

>>71154180
>>71154272
my problem is that i don't even try , as in i don't approach girls on the street, pubs etc.

Also my female acquaintance circle is very low

>>71154497
You know what anon.I know your pain so If i ever get a girlfriend and she has a sister, i'll hook you up.

>>71154497
if you keep shitposting complaings about that on 4chan, you wont change much

>>71154497
>>71154569
>>71154647


How much harder can it be getting a Slav girlfriend eitheryway? Can't be harder than getting a hairy Greek one, just be yourself.

>>71154647
sometimes it's good for the soul to vent, i know it won't fix my problem don't worry

>>71154497
Same. When I'm at my uni I never talk to women casually because i'm too preoccupied with school and work.

I think my problem is that I find drunken whores unattractive.

>>71154758
>I think my problem is that I find drunken whores unattractive.

Exactly.

>>71154801
>>71154758
Stick your dick in it, cum on its back and move on.

jesus fucking christ with the faggots these days

>>71154736
contrary to what meme perspective you have there, women here are generally really picky and acting like daddy's little princess most of the times

>>71154736
You can't cat call bitches here. You gotta show some respect, at least those who are worth going after that is. There are some damaged souls here just like anywhere in the world.

>>71154842
>be non degenerate
>get told to be degenerate

what's your endgame?

>>71154923
>cat call
Well you're not going very far with cat calling.

>>71154842
That sounds like masturbation. I'd rather have a relationship anyways than just casual sex with a random girl.

>>71154941
It's just fucking dude. I am in the same boat. Ended a 3 year relationship with the girl of my dreams, but I'm getting back in the game cuz pussy isn't getting younger.

Just fuck and leave. Get it over with.

>>71155039
>relationship
That's different. Girls that are worth it are hard to come by. And considering your ssyphylis covered dick it might be even harder for you.

>>71155052
>Ended a 3 year relationship with the girl of my dreams
The relationship where you two did not have sex? Pls respond.

>>71155052
she wont come back xpozed, no one likes you, just accept the divorce already

>>71154497
If you are shy and there is someone you like, talk to her friends or friends of her friends to set you up.

>>71155133
Yup. Same guy.

Not as pathetic as you undoubtedly initially think.

>>71155195
xpozed is flagfagging with a south korean flag, different guy

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>>71155273
>Yup. Same guy.
Did she know that you were a couple?

>>71155273
>>71155266
>>71155195
>>71155133
>>71155104
>>71155052
>>71155039
>>71154996
>>71154941
>>71154923
>>71154881
>>71154842
>>71154801
>>71154758
>>71154740
>>71154736
>>71154647
>>71154569
>>71154497
>>71154425
>>71154272
>>71154180
>>71154093

>>>/teenproblem.bg/

Thanks for the advice guys.

Post some /feels/ music :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUFZ3B15CY0

>>71155410
>>71155410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opyVdN8GZtc

>>71155370
I broke it off so I can go fuck other girls because she couldn't do it. I didn't want to force her and waited patiently for 3 years.

>>71155410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-O306oYKsQ

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>>71155468
>waited patiently for 3 years
aaahahahahahahaha

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>>71155410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwRScXqKoXY

T B H
B
H

>>71155273
this guy knows the game

are you the one looking for srs talks from earlier today?

>>71155863
No, I'm the patent guy.

>>71155863
kys xpozed

>>71155410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBXA19ZNsvY

this song always hits me right in the feels when im alone drunk at 3 am

greetings niggers

>>71156151
>not this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQHrmK-gOFw

pls, rumanescu, pick your songs correctly

>>71156264
Hello my fellow greek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv-3PADS0GE

>>71156335
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps5XuIARh6Y

my god, am i the only one that has taste for music in here?

>>71156465
>bate xpozed plz notice me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xujMdlfjsEU

Whites are inferior

>>71156560
>bate xpozed
кaжи ми oщe вeднъж нeщo paзличнo oт чичo, дeдo или senpai guru, и cи дo тaм, мoмчe

>>71156634
glei da ne te napraa na gevrek, 4i4ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxvYLMKPSTg

>>71156465
literally NO ONE likes you, xp*zed

>>71156918
excluding your m*m

>>71156944
Kek.

Tes

>>71156944
>>71156965
*cringes*

>>71156983
hola redit

>>71151444
tvoe e maceto :)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZE_m2zjAoc

YHWH

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>>71157054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuUg1oB6VR8&t=224s

>>71157192
THIS

When's the last time you've shat your pants, balk?

I was in 9th grade coming home from school. It was too painful to hold it and it went everywhere. Even in my shoes and socks.

No one saw me though.

>>71157192
literally me

>>71157192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNeq2Utm0nU

>>71157228
like 4 months ago, i thought i had this huge fart, but i was pretty fucking wrong
im 24

i think ive eaten a greasy doner in the same day, i blame it on the arabs

>>71157228
doing it as we speak

>>71157270
>mememonty redditon
*cringes*

>>71157228
8th grade, I farted just as I was stepping off the bus to school
Only it wasn't actually a fart...

>>71157404
>>71157404
>>71157404

Make new one because the idiot deleted it

>>71157412
good post

what video games /balk/ play?

>>71157731
eu4 as ottomans