>best known place in my city is a giant statue of a jewish

at least it's warm there. i just heard frozen water pelting my window. i would love to leave the house with just a pair of shorts on.

>jesus
>jewish
hehe goiym we bestest friends yes??

>>71138736
I don't like it here when it is too warm tbqh,
>>71138866
Jesus was a hippie rabbi that revolted against scummy jewish ways, a jew nonetheless.

>>71138736
>warm
That's an understatement. Sometimes I feel like I live inside a literal fucking furnace

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>>71138937
"As águas de março fechando o verão" are coming friendo. We will soon be comfy with 10C days during winter.

>>71138968
Espero né. A conta de luz vem alta pra caralho por causa do ar-condicionado.

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>living in Rio

Oh boy i feel so sorry for you.

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>>71139004
>tfw allergic to AC
Fucking sinusitis and rhinitis man, please kill me.

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>>71138968
>10C days during winter.

is that even true?
don't you niggers live in perpetual summer like the Mexishitskins?

>>71139037
I'm so sorry for you. I hope you can get by this living hell we're experiencing with a fan.

>>71139037
that's what you get for clearing your nose improperly all those years boi
it fucking sucks, you better treat it before you get a literal solid rock of mucus stuck inbetween your eyes (it can happen)

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>>71139029
Fite me.
>>71139082
I do my best :(
>>71139076
I wish it was 10C all year, maybe you shitty platinos would stop coming here.
>>71139106
It's not that serious,

>>71139215

>Fite me

Nah, Dória is by far the best mayor of all capitals.

>>71139076

São Paulo goes to 15°C after Summer my amerindian friend.

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>>71138412

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>>71139237
Why don't you create a thread about São Paulo? Then you can talk about your wonderful dream city instead of shitting up this thread.

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>>71139215
yet
good luck, friend :)

>>71138412
>best known place in my city is a giant looking like ice cream church of a jewish hippie

>>71139263

Nah i'm good.

>>71139237
>São Paulo goes to 15°C after Summer

yeah, that's not winter.

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>mountain
What is this strange thing?

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>>71139275
You are nice Paraguay, but don't worry, I already treat myself with the local shaman, Auê Cauã Patã, he said I will be all right.

Paulo, have you ever spoken English in real life? Do people think your accent is kawaii?

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>>71139315

Winter goes even colder.

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>best known place in my city is a giant statue of a true hero
feels good desu

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>>71139312
>muh Doria is da best
>HAH! He is MUH man
>lelelelolo
Pathetic, next you will talk about how Maluf is a great guy.
>>71139316
Endless plains are scary and make me feel lonely.
>>71139307
Where is it Vladimir?

>>71139429
hello fellow rva-er
go to bed

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>>71139380
I look like pic, nothing in me could be categorized as kawai.

>>71139436

Nah, Maluf might have done stuff but he's still a bastard.

>>71139429
Didn't he lose?

>>71139483
Yes, but he was educated, smart, dignified, well-spoken, and hated niggers

>>71138923
>Jesus was a rabbi

Not in the traditional sense of the word. In Jesus' time, "rabbi" meant something along the lines of "my teacher", "my master". Rabbis as we understand them are a post-Temple phenomenon that started with the codification of the Talmud. Stretching it could argue that the Pharisees were rabbis, but Jesus wasn't a Pharisee; Saul of Tarsus (Paul the Apostle) would qualify, though.

>>71141918
>Spain
Protestantism is the only way to be.

>>71141979
With Prottie nations rapidly becoming atheistic, you might say Protestantism is the only way [not] to be [Christian]

The best period for the people of my country was when we leached off a Georgian dictator.

>>71138923
Jesus is literally called the king of jews, what a surprise he got entire western civilization under him with his sjw crap like modern jews are doing too

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>>71142191
The Mongoloids get it.

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>>71142191
>>71142401

>>71142158
Doesn't sound that bad, Dilma.