ITT we write in our local dialect >des Gfühl wenn'd

spätzle is autism in pasta

>ta filing k si čist out pa bi sam še dol padu pa te še zmer usi rufajo za kkšn pirček al pa kkšno kavco
>ta filing k si že miljon let na sociali pa itk nimaš nč keša tko da jih morš odjebat

>>71124226
fugg that looks tasty

>>71124226
>tfw your language doesn't have dialects

sun cuntent de vess al mund, a savè che l'è rutund
alegher, alegher, a rampegà in sui veder
in sui veder a pè biott, tant i sciuri i fan nagott

>Tfw burger English has not variation because the Electronic Jew and Nigger music create a standardized bastardization that can only be referred to as "American English" which a person born 200 years ago wouldn't understand at all today

>>71124226
There are no dialects in brazil. Beware.

>>71124226
aboo walla va säger du va talar du om tyskhora ja kommer fan fucka upp dig

>s Gfühl wenn d Schwiz scho voll isch und d Iwanderig trotzdäm nid abgstellt wird
>s Gfühl wenns Volk innere Abstimmig d Verfassig gänderet het, um d Zuwanderig z begraenze, aber die Verbächer im Parlament, im Bundesgricht und in dr Regierig einfach d Verfassig ignoriere
>s Gfühl wenn d Verfassig ignoriere e Sport isch für d Politiker

>>71127204
>s Gfühl wenn in Deitschland as Volk et amol an Einfluss auf d Verfassung hot
>s Gfühl wenn d Verfassung allwei no ignoriert werd

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>>71124226
Un saprei che ditti nel mí dialetto, che voi sapé?
>tfw your dialect was used to build your national language and everyone can uderstand it without a problem.
Dante buaiolo di merda potevi falla doventà un poino piú artiolata sta lingua.

>>71124226
is-it blud? wagwan? manz got pengtings an im linking wit the gyaldem tomorrow. going to mash dem senpai, will be nang. getting the pengest munch (kfc) after, im marvin

Jag är stockholmare och då vi pratar rikssvenska har vi ingen dialekt.

Ick bin ehrlich jesacht nich wirklich sicha mitm Berlinern, aba dat gröbste solltich hinbekommen.
Am wichtigsten is dabeij aba eijentlich auch die Ausspache, da kann man nochn dicken Unterschied mit machen.

>>71124226
kin nae speer thu whit fid thu hae tak'd a photie o'?

ilka folk wid be affa blyd tae hae it fir wirsell!

>>71124226
>die
truly the language of hitler.

fáje krefd æv æd skriva soleijis

>>71128085
die either means something is plural or feminine in German.

>>71124226
A nin tal cjamp
A spandi ledan
Cun le forcje di tre
E i bregôns curs

O vim spandût dut al ledan.

Truly the language of patricians

Ke pasa tio oy me foyao a 2 tia e la cama con my premoh y ma gutao musho poque foya me da musho guto. O lo juro ke ete anio boy a botar al podemo. Pablo Iglesia va a make espain graet agin. Prai jebu,

>>71127965
>Jag e stockholmare asså och då vi pratar rikssvenska har vi ingen dialekt asså.

FDÅD

>>71128273
>bonde

>mfw midwesterners try da say they speak "pure english" with no accent
sher thing stupid assholes
I'll get ya some "Siiieeaaamon" 'n I'll tell ya where the "Pyap" is.
Righ' dafter ya go fuck yerself that is.

>>71128212
>>71125401
Dio can non saveo mica che ghe jera così tanti terùn in sto luamaro, torneve in africa coi mori che ve ga partorìo madona mascia.
>>71127651
t. dio hane passa la hola hola

dikk mán csájé buksi devlá zsáte zsámó gádzsó gyere ide Virdzsó

y lle hwn yn shithole

admittedly i had to use google translate, i have never used this language as its not generally spoken in this area.

>>71127965
häng dig

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>his dialect isn't the standardised written language of his sovereign state

>>71129636
also known as assburgerspeak

>>71129636
>his standardised written language is basically danish and doesn't correspond to any native dialects

definition of cucked

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fush n chups

baka desu senpai

>>71128388
Vo jär hejna? I vejt et vo I schko pjöll wort. Kansce hä jär veiller sönna....

captcha

peak only

>>71124226
Define "dialect"

>>71129636
>his standard language isn't some artificial clusterfuck that has originally been nowhere spoken genuinely

>>71129037
>lumbard
>terùn

>>71124226

deadass b, its mad brick outside

>>71125282
No but you have languages like Aromanian and the like

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>des gfui waun ka madl

>>71127965
d1samma

>>71124226
Y'all best get that dayum roux up an runnin on the fare uthuwize you'd done ruin the dayum gumbo.

Puta, ya hermano, así de vio te puedo hablarte con el dialecto chileno y weá

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>>71130044
>sGfühl wennd erschd vom Mädle verlasse worra bischt

>>71125427
fuk u mean tho u tryna say we dont got no unuiqe dialect tho fuken whitey tryna keep us down invalidatin our existence n shit

hola homez we be runnin n gunnin dis shit migo 100,000 shit dog u feel me homez? migo nigga vato shit shit kill whitey chingz cabron we be kingz n shit famm desu

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>>71130172
>nia a madl ghobt
>imma scho a fettl gwesn
>nimm 15 kilo o und faung a zhebm
>imma nu z autistisch fia a madl

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mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen WE bix nood WUZ cof bin KINGZ dub N ho SHIT muhfugga

>>71124226
shiiiiid man, dats some good ass food you got going on

Achterlijke Amerikanen me ulle schijtpalen.

>>71124226
Ç'a l'air bon en osti ça, même si j'ai crissement aucune idée c'est quoi. M'en calisse, j'a boufferais pareil.

>>71129972
Chi caxo xe che parla milanese chi dio stramaledeto can? Prosima bioiata che te disi te copo de sciafe cancaro de un terun.

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>>71124226
Damn Dem sum funky looking vittles. Tha hell even is that sheit. Looks laike sum critter threw up Sunday dinner. ahyuck hyuck

>>71125401
la bela la và al fosso
ravanei, remulàs barbabietul e spinass
tri palanch al mas
la bela la và al fosso
và al fosso a resentà
va al fosso a resentà

>>71131235
sgagnamanuber terùn tal disi aa tò surela

Are yinz goin dahntahn? Jeet yet?

[speaks in mandarin]

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>>71125067
I didn't know your dialect was so ebin :DD

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>>71125427
>Tfw Boston had a unique vocabulary that was ridiculed out of existence

I'm gonna go inta my cella and cry.

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THEY ARE NOT DIALECTS THEY ARE ACCENTS!!!

En kyllä tiiä mitä pitäs sanoo, ulukona on lussalla ja vituttaa. Töihin pittää silti mennä. Menis paskale.

>>71127014
>whats:
>Ah, bah ! Tchê!

>>71137737
wrong, lardass

>>71127014
>>71129936
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portugu%C3%AAs_brasileiro#Dialetos_do_portugu.C3.AAs_brasileiro

>>71124226
>Schwäbisch
absolut wiederlich

>>71127972
>berliner schnauze
absolut basiert

>>71124226
Hey y'all doin' anythang up in this deal?

Ee meel oikee oo murretta

>>71127197
Hejpådig mohammad!

>>71138148
eyup cocker, owt about nowt addling ere

thee's lookin for daytale ackling thou'll ave t'use thy gumption
a reet threp in t'steens spyin godspenny in't bastile

>>71138423
woah now buddy, y'er gunna have ta slooooowww down that racket of a dialect ya got goin' on there

>>71138481
i said

thee shan't find apeth for agait spadger

>>71138516
look buddy, we dont ever encounter any of yer silly speak down here round these parts of oklahoma

>>71138556
watch thy cakeole lest thee want a swift braying cloutead

thou's addling t'be nauped

>>71138607
hey pardner dunno half of what yer sayin but i sense some aggression and ya dont want none of this farmhand backwoods fightin' now, ya hear?

>>71128227

>Use of o
>Mfw learning Portuguese

A-are you near the border

yeah nah nah yeah mate

>>71138640
eebygum thou's a chuffy gawby

like bletherin wit t'causey

TRANSLATION
>>71138423
hello young lad, there's no work here

if you're looking for honest employment you'll have to use your wits
it's a kick in the bollocks finding honest pay in this workhouse
>>71138516
i said

you won't find a halfpence for work, youngster
>>71138607
watch your mouth unless you want a fight, imbecile

you're looking to be hit on the head
>>71138728
my word, you're an arrogant fool

it's like talking with the pavement

WHEEAR AST THAR BIN SIN AH SAW THEE, AH SAW THEE
ON'T IKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT?

WHEEAR AST THAR BIN SIN AH SAW THEE, AH SAW THEE
WHEEAR AST THAR BIN SIN AH SAW THEE?
ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT
ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT
ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT

THA'S BIN A COOARTIN MARY JANE
ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT
THA'S BAHN T'CATCH THY DEEATH O COWD
ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT
THEN US'LL HA' T'BURY THEE
ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT
THEN T'WORMS'LL COME AN' EYT THEE UP
ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT
THEN T'DUCKS'LL COME AN' EYT UP T'WORMS
ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT
THEN US'LL GOAN EYT UP T'DUCKS
ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT
THEN US'LL AL HA' ETTEN THEE
ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT
THAR'S WHEEAR WE GET US OOAN BACK

ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT
ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT
ON'T ILKLEY MOOR BAH T'AT

>>71130416
Hows the wifi in your $6000/month closet that you share with 3 other people? I bet bay area cuck speeds are >hella fast

>>71138902
Where have you been since I saw you, I saw you
On Ilkley Moor without a hat?

Where have you been since I saw you, I saw you
Where have you been since I saw you?
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
On Ilkley Moor without a hat

You have been courting Mary Jane
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
You're bound to catch your death of cold
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
Then we shall have to bury you
On Ikley Moor without a hat
Then the worms will come and eat you up
On Ilkely Moor without a hat
Then the ducks will come and eat up the worms
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
Then we shall go and eat up the ducks
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
Then we shall all have eaten you
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
That's where we'll get our own back

On Ilkley Moor without a hat
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
On Ilkely Moor without a hat

up ya boyo