>hot grills >fast internet >cool alphabet >comfy

Because it is a hell hole that people flee from

>>71073405
syop bullying guatemola

>>71073472
Dude mexico put a wall up to stop them from coming in

>>71073515

Except we didn't. South wall is a myth

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because they're worse of than brazil.

>>71073638
are you ok honduras?

>>71073515
Why wall one of our states?
:^)

Thanks for the attention Italy.

Going to post a comfy guatemala video
https://youtu.be/lHKqSws-eoI

>>71073360
>hot grills
Just in the capital and a few places to be honest.


Here is a video of some salvadoreans that liked coming here:
https://youtu.be/Ittbj25bNr4

>>71073515
???
That is something that trump supporters made up to make mexicans look like hypocrites.

>>71074142
i searched on google and there's actually a wall

>>71074190

Post pics

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>>71073638
update

>>71074403
Bravo Panama!

>>71073888
just annex Guatemala already.

>>71073405
>>71073638
I am still alive and fine.
>>71074190
There are some sites and images in the internet that tell lies. I have gone to mexico plenty of times and there was no wall.

>>71073360
fast internet?
>people from first world countries can freely move there without applying for visas or anything
do i qualify?

sauce on any of this, except mayan alphabet?
I basically think all of Central America is run by narcos.

>>71074692

Is it hard to go to Guatemala?. a friend is always telling me we should go

>>71074595
Why do you care?

>>71074692
are you rich? will guatemala become a better country? do guatemala has favelas?

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>>71073360
Yes we have hot grills but only in the city tho, most of them are thick as fuck and will grind on your ass dancing raggaeton. Also a bunch of weed everywhere.

>>71074762
he wants to get killed

>>71074142
Mexicans are hypocritical because they have harsh border control but then they give advice on how to sneak into the us

>>71074709
don't take this thread seriously, i just copypasted another thread

>>71074809
how are italians perceived in guatemala
how do i get a guatemalan gf

>>71074758
Hard in what sense? If you come in car it depends on wich part of the border you use. It costs more money but I recommend taking a flight.

>>71074889

Do I need a visa or just my passport will do?.

We might go in car

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>>71074780
No

Maybe

Kind of. I guess?
Pic related

>>71074881
They are perceived as any other tourist. It depends on the social status they have, but to get a teen gf just be confident and buy her some booze or weed. The approaching meme is a lie here. Most of the qt's are always on groups of friends so you just have to become part of that group. I do approach girls tho :3

>>71075009
Guatemalans do need visas but not sure if mexicans do.

Why central american like murder so much?
Is it some old indian tradition or rite of passage?

>>71075242
They are tributes to our old mayan demons bc we wuz mayans n shit

>>71074830
Ahh sneaky fucker. I thought you actually liked this place.

>>71074814
Your country gets terrorists attacs and many inocent people die. Here homicides are mostly on people that fuck with the gangs so not so inocent people. You also have coups in the 21st century so who the fuck are you to judge?

Guatemala seems comfy desu, or maybe I just really like the musicians

https://youtu.be/2byOFB6jETc

https://youtu.be/5COK24nHCnw

https://youtu.be/RsTViPxtioM

>>71075242
We need to please the gods

>>71075295
vaca?

>>71075321
i actually like guatemala, i'm autistically obsessed with central american countries and little european countries

>>71075321
why can't i criticize your shithole country if mine is also shithole?

>>71075375
what do you know about us and ur brothers?

>>71075472
Just sounded a little prepotent.

>>71075485
almost nothing to be honest

>>71074809
Lol that Kaibile on your pic. Those guys are cool. Well except for the puppy eating.

>>71075333
Wtf i like frogs now
https://youtu.be/H7XPXJq6wbA

>>71075860
I know it's fucked up. My grandpa's brother was one, i think he got killed.

>>71076020
Thats too bad. They are tough as fuck though.

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>>71073360
>Blue Peru

>>71075333
Never thought they were known in other places.

I like these guatemalan music:
https://youtu.be/JqtG1QjjlyA

https://youtu.be/prKhiJaV-lM

https://youtu.be/QO1S24r1DFw

>>71076305
I actively look for "obscure" music from everywhere and found them in my Latin America phase.

Luna Llena look good, thanks for that video

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>>71073360
>The threat of violent crime in Guatemala is rated by the U.S. Department of State as “critical.” The Embassy has no reason to believe that U.S. citizens are being specifically targeted, although criminals in Guatemala may assume that U.S. citizens and their relatives have more money than average Guatemalans.

>The number of violent crimes reported by U.S. citizens and other foreigners has remained high and such crimes have occurred even in areas of Guatemala City once considered safe, such as Zones 10, 14, 15, and 16. Due to large scale drug and alien smuggling, the Guatemalan border with Mexico (and in particular the northwestern corner of Petén) is a high-risk area. The border areas including the Sierra de Lacandon and Laguna del Tigre National Parks are among the most dangerous areas in Guatemala. The U.S. Embassy takes extra precautions when U.S. government personnel travel to the region. Reports of sexual assault remain high. Women should be especially careful when traveling alone and avoid staying out late without an escort. Support for victims of sexual assault is lacking outside of major cities, and there are not enough trained personnel who can help victims either in the capital or outlying areas. Theft, armed robbery, and carjacking are the most common crimes against U.S. citizens who visit Guatemala. To decrease the likelihood of becoming a victim, do not display items of value such as laptops, iPods, iPads, cameras, or jewelry and refrain from using a cell phone on the street. A number of travelers have experienced carjackings and armed robberies as they drive away from the airport after arriving on international flights. Victims have been killed when they resisted an attack or refused to give up their money or other valuables. Pickpockets and purse-snatchers are prevalent in major cities and tourist sites, especially the central market and other parts of Zone 1 in Guatemala City.

>>71074072
>https://youtu.be/lHKqSws-eoI
HOLY SHIT it's beautiful
it's in Guatemala City?

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>>71073360
>>71074809
Costa rica and panamá are the only civilized people on that place.
Tu eres el México de México.

>>71077016
yes

>>71077088
looks like a mix of Greece and USA, perfect 2bh

>>71076847
You should go there and become a bounty hunter, m8.

>>71073638
How is that possible? What the fuck is going on in honduras and why?

>>71077306
Humanity is overrated is going.

>>71077070
t. El PedrANO MexicANO
The violence rates literally shot up when you panchitos and your shitty cartels and Salvadorian Maras started spreading here. Please stay ouf of my land, i don't want rapebabies touching the rightful clay owned by my 100% mayan ancestors.

>>71077070
Que asquito un mexicano

>>71077070
Don't be so fucking edgy. I actually like Mexico.

>>71075860
>>71076020
What are you talking about?

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>>71077795

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>>71077795
https://youtu.be/R2NSgRQzb7A

>The Guatemalan special forces, "Kaibiles", are ordered to raise a puppy, bond with it, then slaughter and eat it as part of their training. They are also shot so they can perform field surgery on themselves

>>71074758
its literally walking into, you don't need any form of ID as long as you're not too brown or have a costa accent.
The first few kilometers of border between Chiapas and Guatemala are a weird amorphous mixture between both, after that is a really chill place, you know like those small pueblos mágicos but without the huge influx of expats, fake "traditional" food and obnoxious gringos, the pyramids are everywhere and sometimes even just next to the highway without any sign and without many people.

>>71076201
XD

>>71079360
>sometimes even just next to the highway
Where?

>>71077306
Maras

>>71081313
And corruption

>>71074821
>they have harsh border control

Because of YOU, we are supposedly helping you with the your immigrant crisis. And as a matter of fact, we shouldn't, so maybe we could use this opportunity to stop giving our back to our Central American brothers in favour of a bunch of treacherous and ignorant bastards like the US.

>>71074762
Because I love Guatemala, best Central American cunt.

>>71073638
>Virgin Islands
>A violent shithole
What do they mean with this?

>>71084900
So why would Mexico annexing us would solve anything?

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>>71074709
The internet is decent I guess

>>71078241
fucking mayans, you savages

>>71092063
Worst stuff happens in a war bro