>Hello son, we need to talk. >This is Manuela, your step

Eww

>unzip cock

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>>71068084
How'd you get out of the grave dad?

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>>71068084

>>71068084
show her my farm where the cotton needs to be picked

>>71068084
>Manuela

>i will be living with manuela
>nothing changes

>>71068084
She actually looks like my younger sister.

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>>71068084
Sister? I don't know about that but we can be very close friends if you know what I mean ;)

Erection

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>Hello son, we need to talk.
>This is Francesca Jorunn von Grimmelhaussen, your step sister. I meet her mom during my gap year in South Brazil. Her mom died this last week after being ambushed and shot to death by armed Amerindian Argentinian runaways on a motorbike and having her belongings confistcated, so she will live with us.
What's your reaction?

>>71068316
L A G O S

>>71068084
*grabs gun*
*shoots self*

btw it'd never happen

>>71068084

"How did my fat ass and uncharismatic father managed to get laid again is beyond me"

Vocé gosta do Stanley cup?

"So wanna take turns with her or do her at the same time?"

honestly?

I'd say "ok" and go back to my computer where I spend 90% of my time

I grew up with 3 sisters and I can't remember spending any time with them beyond what I had to. I always played by myself, did things by myself.

>>71068754

really explains why sweden is now cucked.

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>>71068489
>h-hi
>you're b-beautiful

>>71068084
what any anon would do=orchestrate an unfortunate "accident" so my inheritance doesn't get split

>>71068783
how

>>71068783
I'm an autist

I don't mix well with females

Too bad I moved out of my parents' household 10 years ago.

>>71068489

>white

''No''.

>>71068084
>"do you like Skyrim?"

>>71068570
"Literalmente, quem? Eu não vou dar para você, seu autista. Onde está o Chad canadense para foder minha buceta mulatinha? Se você quiser, podes ficar por perto e assistir ele preenchendo-me de sêmen de homem alpha, coisa que você não é."

>>71070308
>Desculpa, eu não entendo

>>71068084
don´t touch my banana nigger girl

>>71068783
What?

>>71068084
"So what's your favourite team? You're not a bandwagoner, are you?"

>>71068084
Apply some bleach on her skin and hope she'll become white

If not, apply some bleach in her water and hope she'll die fast

>>71070961
holy moly

Holy fuck manuela you look like shit.

Father, you have to go

>>71068084
Immediately try to seduce her.

>>71070961
>Bleach
Czechs have Arijec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkn-dlcSCEo

Spic

>>71068084
>>71068489
They look very happy for someone whose mothers have just died.

>>71070366
Is this your fetish Brazil?

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>Hello son, we need to talk.
>This is khAnna, your step sister. I meet her mom during my gap year in Finland. Her mom died this last week, so she will live with us.
What's your reaction?

>>71072398
Also Servil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY_bvoN5HeI

>>71072992
Benis :DDDDDD

>>71072992
Hello khAnna, why are our eyes closed?

>>71072743
she also has a mildly retardation

>>71072992
Hello cousin

>>71068084
>That nose
Nope

>>71068179
Good post

>>71068084
Manuela is a white brazilian name, she's Josycleuza, a more fitting name.

>>71073789
t. Manuela

>>71068084
Probably sniff her dirty underwear and masturbate into it

>>71068084
No shitskins

>>71068084
Be happy that I can finally talk to a girl who is my age, without it being awkward. Maybe she can teach me stuff.

Like how to behave normally around girls and be confident. Not "teach" as in anything sexual...

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>>71074419
>Not "teach as in anything sexual..."
Fag

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>>71068179

i know this feel

>>71068084
H-hi, n-nice to meet you.

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>>71068316
>GREEN PERU