ITT things that only americans do >be american >give a

>>71056454
>You can get beaten by niggers for being white
>You can watch your country fall apart before your eyes
>You can elect a zionist billionaire thinking it will actually fix your country

>be american
>marry white woman
>get a nice burly black man to fuck her in front of you
>black man nuts on her back and makes you lick it
>love it

>>71056501
Meet me back here in three days so I can post the image again

>>71056501
>nuts on her back
>her back
I don't think so

>be american
>make people from inferior countries so bootyblasted by your mere exsistence that they make shitty threads like these

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This is Lady.

Say something nice about her!

>>71056877
is your name sarah by chance?

>>71056912
Nope.

<--- Male (Male)

If you had region flags you'd see I was in SC.

We brought her down from some folks up around Kentucky (Or was it Tenn? I forget.)

>>71056877
looks like a nice horse

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Come at me faggots

>>71057469
Depending on how old that photo is that rifle may have been melted down in one of your government-sponsored buybacks.

>>71056454

>The son ultimately kills his own Father with the same rifle before taking his own life
>The whole world laughs how stupid can one country be

>tfw I'm American but I've never held or fired a gun in my life.

>>71057579
POO

>>71057601
Can't be hard to find someone to take you shooting in Alaska.

>>71057661
Wow are we in Kindergarten again? /pol/ cuck.... kek

>>71057778
Sorry. I forgot I'm in /int/.
FECES

>>71057914
t.chingchong

>>71056454
Sounds pretty cool actually.

>be american
>breathe
>get shot

>>71056877
>be American
>JRHNBR

>be American
>join the military to defend your country
>defend Europe instead
>willingly dies for Europe

>be American
>go to school
>get shot by Eric
>stay home
>get shot by Tyrone

>>71056501
I thought we were talking about Americans, not Swedes.

>>71057579
LOO

>be American
>get circumcised
>20+ years later
>go on vacation to Europe
>women view you as exotic because you're American and because they've never slept with a cut guy before and they're curious
>get plenty of sex

>>71056454
>be American
>shit yourself while shopping
>crash your scooter into the cornflakes shelf
>no one in the mart is surprised