>just got an automated phone and television warning to evacuate

>>71054336
yes :D
go live, set a cam feed

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>>71054336
>be australian
>die in natural disaster

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fug fug fug fug fug fug fug

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>>71054478
>THE DEATH TOLL, IS CATASTROPHIC.

>>71054478
>low-moderate is 1 colour
>most of the colours are above high
this fucking country

also OP you should gtfo, lots of people die or are injured because they're too stubborn to yield their home to bushfires. That's basically the only reason they actually kill us.

Just go to Disneyland, that's what my family did when we were evacuated due to fires.

>>71055240
With the price of housing right now I don't blame them at all

>temperature goes above 35 in New South Wales
>immediately start freaking out

fucking kek

There's a major bushfire near my house every year. New South Welshmen and Victorians are the biggest pussies, I swear. Try living in Queensland or WA.

>>71054336
Hope you got fire insurance my good dude.
Take what you can and flee.

What do aussies actually do in this situation? Do you just drive in opposite direction of the fire and leave all your shit to burn?

>While the Sheffield Shield match between New South Wales and Queensland at the SCG began, the decision for club cricket was reached on Friday afternoon after it was determined that there would not be adequate medical logistics to look after club cricket players in such extreme heat.
>The NSW and Cricket Australia chief medical officer, doctor John Orchard, explained the decision. "My main concern is that Grade Cricket does not have the infrastructure in place to safely monitor and manage heat stroke in what is essentially an amateur volunteer-run organisation," he said. "At the SCG we have medical staff in place that will be monitoring players who are showing any signs of symptoms and making sure no one with heat stress returns to play. We also checked before the game that no one had pre-existing illness."
>The NSW chief executive Andrew Jones advised other Sydney competitions, not under the direct control of the state association, to take similar action

>it's LITERALLY only 32 C in Sydney

>right about to burn to death
>post on a Burmese fingerpainting forum

>>71055532
This

>>71054336
Gonna put it out there mate, probably isn't a good time to idle away on 4chan. Fires can be very fast fuckers.

>>71054478
>Illawarra/Shoalhaven
>5 High
Hmm, should be right

Literally Siberia-level
When burning taiga is worse than napalm

>>71055532
cunt
NSW and Vic get bushfires far worse than QLD and WA

>>71054336
and why haven't you moved to Sydney yet?
inb4 lebs/gays

>>71055532
There isn't really anything in QLD to burn apart from swamp along the coast and dirt inland.

>>71055646
and a 35 C run is LITERALLY considered a """heatwave"""

>>71055646
>every major bushfire in the last four years has been in WA
>last Victorian one was in 2006

really makes you think

>>71055693
yes, above 35 could be considered a heatwave if it is sustained for many days e.g. the bushfires in 2009 in Victoria where for over a week it was 35+ with a few days over 40

>>71055738
pathetic

>>71055725
>>last Victorian one was in 2006
*does a think*

>>71055725
Ok, my mistake WA does get it bad. but not QLD they don't have the "right" bushfire conditions.

Also, 2009 not 2006

Black Saturday 173 deaths, mostlly stubborn dumbshits

>>71055753
I meant black saturday in 2009 of course

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RIP Bruce

>>71055776
Puss puss

>>71055750
sorry, that is the right definition. The definitions don't change for some edgy kid from some edgy Worst Australian

>>71055785
fucked up that last part of the sentence but it should be obvious what i mean

IT'S 46C RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKERS SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

East-coasters dying!! YAY!!!

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>>71055982
>it's another Worst Australian with an inferiority complex episode

did he died

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>>71056074
>it's another crispy yeast cunter on the barbie episode
delicious

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REAL NIGGA TEMPERATURES

>>71056433
Fuck off, Borat.

>>71055532
>>71055646
He's right, they're the worst in NSW and Vic. That's where the population is centred and the worst in terms of fuel. Black Saturday was the worst and it was in Vic.

>>71055769
That's the point, they were too stubborn to yield their houses to the fires. That's the only reason it kills us is because people are retarded and think they can save their house. I mean sometimes they can if it's only embers from a distance but when it tears through the area...which is why you should just leave if there are fires near you.

>>71056433
Jesus christ