I'm a burger and uneducated about the world- how similar

Ask in 10 hours when europe will be awake

>>71050974

Not at all, we just have some similar words in our languages, the rest is different.

Kebab removal service

>>71051045
Why are your awake.? Is Russia not Europe?

What time is it? What did you eat today?

>>71050974

I am Serbian - the only similarities are the religion and Slavic root language. Nothing else. I am personally not a huge fan of Russians as the rest of my people.

AMA for the next 25 min before I get ready to go out

>>71051194
what's your main religion? why do you not like russia? where does the remove kebab meme come from?

>>71050974
>how similar is Serbia to Russia?

They both use Cyrillic and are Orthodox, Croatia and Bosnia use Latin characters and are Catholic and Muslim respectively

Serbs are also the only country in Eastern Europe that doesn't hate Russia, as you can observe in any /int/ thread

> What are some Serbian things I should know about?

They hate us because we bombed them to save their neighbors

>>71051105
I am a neet. European part is Europe. 5:44. Cheese and peanuts. I am on a diet

>>71051275
Congratulations on living the dream Dimitri
Godspeed

>>71051293
It's actually shit. The problem is it's not worth to work right now in my town so I using free time to educate myself and then move to a better place

>>71051324
What are you studying?

>>71051275
how do neets survive in russia?

>>71051330
programming. I used to male sites on perl in school but it's been already 6 years so I learning Python now

>>71051374
We are middle class. Moreover I don't ask for money so I didn't buy anything in a year. My only source of income is a half of lend payment wich is about $30 per month

>>71050974
>What are some Serbian things I should know about?

>History:
St. Sava & Stephen the First-Crowned
Stephen Dušan
The Battle of Kosovo

The Patriarchate of Peć
Karađorđe
Vuk Karadžić
Gavrilo Princip
Draža Mihajlović
Slobodan Milošević & Vuk Karadžić
Arkan
The Log Revolution

>Culture:
Kolo (dance)
Trubači
Ivo Andrić
Emir Kusturica
Slobodan Šijan
Srđan Dragojević
Ceca
Šarlo Akrobata

>Food:
just wikisearch Ottoman cuisine

t. a Slovene of not-so-distant Serbian ancestry

>>71051533
*Miloševič & Radovan Karadžić
blank space was meant for Sokollu Mehmet Pasha

>>71051275
Ok, what did you DRINK? ;))))

>>71051625
I drink 5l of water a day

>>71051237
>Serbs are also the only country in Eastern Europe that doesn't hate Russia
It's easy when you were only country in Eastern Europe who was never actually occupied by them.

>>71051215

I am personally non-religious but we are mostly orthodox christian. The remove kebab meme was from the bosnian war when many muslims were slaughtered and the general hatred of islam from the Serb groups in the Balkan Region.

>>71051674
Also I don't not like Russia but I don't love it. It's just neutral to me.

>>71051671
Wasn't Bulgaria also full of Russiaboos?

>>71050974
The only things that Russia and Serbia share in common is they follow the same religion (though they follow their own sects) both use Cyrilic (though Serbia uses latin as well) and they have a similar language, outside of that they are completely different

>>71051731
Bulgaria is about 50/50 Russiaboos/haters. They do have quite a bit of anti-US Pootin nut lickers because half a century of totalitarian pro-Russian propaganda had quite big effect. Of all Eastern Bloc cunts, Bulgaria and DDR were most slavishly loyal to Moscow.

As for Serbia, they weren't Russian ally at all during Cold War. Tito broke with Moscow and criticize them. it was only after they get bombed in 1999 that they decide to drink Pootin's cum.

There was this one Serbian poster here who said he got caught up in RIDF propaganda, traveled there, and realized that it's just a shithole outside of Moscow.

>>71051862
Serbia is shithole as well. In 20 years, they'll have same per capita GDP as Albania.

Moot point since every Serbian head of state since 2000 has been a US/German puppet.

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>>71051643
i am disappoint ivan

>>71052830
I've not drink for 7 years. Don't want to start again 2bh

>>71052987
o-ok keep on keepin' on

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>>71050974
> What are some Serbian things I should know about?

>>71051237
>Serbs are also the only country in Eastern Europe that doesn't hate Russia
fucking retard

it makes me cringe so hard when naive retarded americucks or western euros try to explain shit about our region or politics when they know fuck all

>>71055378
His name was Nicholas McTeslington, and he was Canadian.

>>71055432
This

Not only that but Western Europeans are also delusional as fuck, i unironically had comments from European anons (mostly Finnish anons) saying that they will move millions of people to places like NZ or Australia because they fucked up in the refugee crisis, thinking that just running away from the issue would solve it.

Also the whole "Serbia is the only eastern European country to not hate Russia" is just simply false, I wouldn't be surprised if Bulgaria, Greece and Belarus as pro Russia if not more pro Russia than Serbia is.

>>71055668
Belarus is a fake country that exists only because Lenin doodled some arbitrary lines on a map while drunk.

>>71055378
Why do you post Mikuláš Teslář, famous Czech inventor of beer and porn?

>>71055696
Ah typical Am*rican ignorance
>Belarus is a fake country that exists only because Lenin doodled some arbitrary lines on a map while drunk.
No, Belarus existed because the Belarussian culture is fundamentally different to Russian culture since it has being influenced by it's other neighbours (most notably Poland, Lithuania and Ukraine) not surprising considering they used to be part of those respective countries. Also Belorussians are against becoming a part of Russia because of the Chernobyl disaster

>>71050974
The main thing you need to know is that 10,484 was not enough.

>>71051105
>Why are your awake.?

That was 9:36 when I make my post. I usually wake up at 8:30 during weekends.

>Is Russia not Europe?

No, Russia is Russia.

>What did you eat today?

I had fried eggs with tomato and ham for breakfast. Gonna order a pizza now.

>>71051237
Most of young Serbs hate Russia

>>71051671
To be honest, most older people hate Russia because more Serbs got killed by the Russians than by the Germans. Germans were quite....decent actually, didn't kill too much. Their slaves did (Croatians, Albanians, Bulgarians and Hungarians).

>>71056783
Fuck, forgot to add that it happened during WW2. During the 'liberations' (even though we already pushed through, Soviets and Tito killed A LOT of Serbs who did not agree with Gommunism, which is most of us, they rounded up soem Hungariasn also so we had problems with that too).

>>71056783
Forgetting also in commie era, Tito didn't like USSR and promote independent line. desu Germans didn't really do much nasty stuff here either except to resistance movements. Czech industry was important to the war effort and they didn't want to fuck with that.

Russians however come in and rape and steal everything that's not nailed down. then they put their pets in charge of Czechoslovakia and rape us for another 40 years.

>>71056783
>>71056834
Draža, you should really wake up from your fantasy. Only modern progressives who make 10% of the population (if that much) hate/dislike Russia. Russians didn't kill the entire male population of a city.

>>71056709
Young people don't hate Russia, but they also prolly don't give a fuck.

Like some Czech said, we don't hate Russians because we weren't occupied by them and because they were our only "historical allies" who didn't shit on us in the 90's. Before that time people liked US and France as much as Russia.

>>71057336
I don't hate Russia, but most of our adults do, they're smart enough to see through the 'brother Russians' meme.

>>71055432
I keep wondering, is it chronic asspain, hormonal disbalance, or an absent/violent father figure that produces you spergs.

>>71057904
млъкни, тypчeнцe

>>71057724
ubij se

This is how serbs welcome russians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr3ysjhWSKU
And this is how they welcome americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPKsDE4FfTg

>>71058919
ubij sebe

>>71059895
Hello Black mountain!

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>>71051814
>Bulgaria and DDR were most slavishly loyal to Moscow

Good times

>>71055378
That's Laie Teslea, romanian inventor of mamaliga

>>71056834

Serbia rewriting it's history all over again and stupid kids falling for it.

>>71051237
>american asks question
>another equally retarded american pulls answers out of his ass to sound smart
never change, trumpistan

>>71051237

Don't kid yourself that america is liked in croatia, we only like american dollars.

>>71050974
Serbs are the descendants of autochtonous Balkan tribes who adopted the Slavonic language from migrating West-Slavs around the 8th century somewhere. About two centuries later they adopted Christianity, and shortly thereafter the Roman-Catholic/Greek-Orthodox schisma happened and the Serbs became Orthodox. After the fall of Constantinopel Russia became the greatest stronghold of the Orthodox faith, since then the Serbs and Russians have had a close relationship with each other.

>>71051095
Same bloodline and kebab removal, we're friends historically.
>>71051096
This

>>71056834
>Soviets
>Representing all Russians
Хaхaхa yбиј ce

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>>71062425

>>71063630
>Same bloodline
You just have to take a glance at genetics to see that you guys arent really slavic ethnically

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>>71063630
Genetic profile of Serbs and Russians is clearly different, Serbs only have minor amounts of Slavic R1a* Y-DNA subclades and no Finno-Ugric N* subclades (up to 40% in Russia).

Physically it shows, Serbs are generally larger built, hair type is also different.

The closeness is mainly cultural (Byzantine).

>>71055378
Why are you claiming that famous Nikolas Teslas was a Serb?
He was obviously Croatian.

>>71064096
proof?

>>71050974
>>71050974
russians are cold and distant while serbs are the opposite. i think besides orthodoxy there is nothing alike between them

>>71050974
Kosovo is not Serbia, please delete this picture.

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>>71067677
pic related