Hello /int/ could you help me change this flag to a better version,I'm shit at photoshop
(pic related I want to start from it)
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i could
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Will you though?
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screeching and howling
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am i in the right thread?
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Pic related, Moshe
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A backward unwashed Haredi rabbi settler and Shas voter was teaching a class on Joel Teitelbaum, known traitor.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Teitelbaum and accept that he was the most Jewish being the world has ever known, even greater than Moses!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, secular, Zionist IDF champion who had served 1500 tours of duty in Gaza and understood the necessity of secular democracy and fully supported all military decision made by the Jewish State stood up and held up a portrait of David Ben-Gurion.
”Who is this man, pinhead?”
The arrogant rabbi smirked quite Hasidically and smugly replied “Ben-Gurion is not MY messiah, you stupid Zionist”
”Wrong. Ben-Gurion realized G-d's plan to give this land back to its rightful owners”
The rabbi was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and his Shtreimel. He stormed out of the room crying those Hasidic crocodile tears. The same tears Haredis cry when they see the nightclubs and gaybars of Tel-Aviv. There is no doubt that at this point our rabbi wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a subversive preacher!
The students applauded and all registered Hatnuah that day and accepted Tzipi Livni as their leader. An eagle named “Chaim Weizmann” flew into the room and perched atop the Israeli Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. G-d himself then showed up and enacted a two-state solution.
The rabbi lost his congregation and was fired the next day. He died of dysentary on his setller commune which was later bulldozed to make room for an Arab neighborhood.
Hail Herzl
of course