Why are Americans so good at food? Is it a genetical coincidence

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American """"""""cuisine""""""""

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>>71026879
" american food "

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>>71026879
What kind of degeneracy is that

>american """""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""
>"""""""""""""""good"""""""""""""

>>71026879
>Invent kinda hotdog or sandwich
>"taco"

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>>71026879
What sort of fat fuck would do that ? Croissants already have butter in them.
I feel legit triggered.

>>71026879
I love me some taco bell

>>71026879
> Americans so good at food
> """good"""

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y u do dis murica

>>71026879
>Americans.
>Good food.
HUE.

>>71027456
That's not butter, it's eggs. It's "eggs" and a "sausage" patty.

Reminder that you can't make a taco if it doesn't have a tortilla, regardless of its filling. And no, hard shell abominations are not tortillas.

There is only ONE simple rule to make a taco and Americans still managed to fucked it up.

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>no choco taco

>>71028200
It was actually Mexican immigrants who introduced the hard shell taco here apparently.

MEXICO ISN'T SENDING US THEIR BEST

>>71028352
Wrong
>The style that has become most common is the hard-shell, U-shaped version described in a cookbook, The good life: New Mexican food, authored by Fabiola Cabeza de Baca Gilbert and published in Santa Fe, New Mexico, in 1949.
>Fabiola Cabeza de Baca Gilbert (May 16, 1894 - October 14, 1991) was an American educator, nutritionist, activist and writer.

>>71028734
>that name
So she was a chicano. Big difference.

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>>71028200
They "modify" all cuisines to American versions to fit their "taste". Look at the pic. What they call sushi isn't real sushi, for example. They put fucking sauce on sushi.

What even is American cuisine?
Clam Chowder, Macaroni Cheese and Crab cake?

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>>71028955
Barbecue

>>71028829
Her family has probably been in the US for far longer than yours. And she was of Spanish descent.

I don't like croissants and I don't like tacos.

>>71029007
Not native to America. It has to be something with Corn, Bison or Turkey.

>>71026924
god it's so cheap

dog bless the US

>>71029108
Yeah, I read up on her some more.

>Her family has probably been in the US for far longer than yours
I'm Muscogee, so no.

>>71029150
Then literally any European dish made with tomatoes or potatoes is off the table for national cuisines then.

>>71029222
No shit, sherlock. We dine on only the finest rotten fish.

>be american paramedic
>go to 20 heart attacks a day

>>71029150
>Corn
>turkey
All Mexican btw.

>>71029285
Pueblo was like half a continent away from Tarascan

>>71029325
And?

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>>71028955
Why don't Britbongs like crab cakes?

>>71026879

They're also leading world champions in eating said food.

>>71028251
Those were a stroke of genius. Unlike with a cone you get a bit of ice cream, shell, and chocolate drizzle in every bite.

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>>71029150
Fine, then salmon, the most patrician of fish

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maek taco gr8 again, bring bak da mexireichstag

>>71026879

Even on staged pictures, your food looks disgusting.

>>71028955
Clam chowder was introduced to America from Nova Scotia, Canada.
Peanutbutter is another food everyone assumes is American but came from Canada.

>>71026879
that '''''''''taco'''''''' on the left looks fucking delicious

>>71028117
He knows. The sheer amount of saturated fat just caught him off guard for a second, being blissfully unaware of American culture up to this moment in his life.

>You will never force that French anon to go to IHOP and serve him a breakfast sampler (1180kcal) stack of pancakes (670kcal) hash browns (280kcal) fried steak and eggs (1760kcal) with bottomless diet pepsi tying him to the chair until he downs every last fucking bite

>>71029535
And yet your national dish remains an American boxed food.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_Dinner#Canadian_culture

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>>71028955
>>71028893
Bro, have you even tried it? It's sooooo much tastier. It truly is.

I had some sushi rolls recently and the chef did something to the rice on the outside and made it very crispy. Almost like tempura, but not all around the sushi just the sides of the cylinder if you understand.

>>71028955
There's actually alot of ""American""" cuisine.

BBQ is one my my all-time favorite food genres.
A shitload of salmon-esque things
Mac and Cheese
Burgers
Stuffing (Thanksgiving day stuffing is goat side dish)
Alot of different types of pies such as Apple Pie
Corn Bread
Popcorn? idk
Anything with lobster, new england style food is basically clam chowder, lobster rolls, oyster crackers, oysters, mussles, crab, etc etc Shit's cheap as fuck here. I could eat a lobster and mussel dinner tonight and it would cost me $8.

It's kindof just a haberdashery of random pretty tastey bullshit.

Oh, Gumbo from louisianna. Hot dog, corn dog, buffalo wings, chicken wings, boneless chicken wings, pulled pork, onion rings, pizza

Are american style pancakes a thing? idk

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>>71029781
Yo what the fuck is that, looks like a french toast tried to eat a po'boy

>>71029781
Lot's of those "american" things are version of Yurop/Injun ones.
Because what is the difference between a bbq and an asado for example? Meat at low temp, long time must be one of the oldest ways to make it.
And fucking apple pie is older than USA, it can't be an American.

>>71029889
Read the file name you fuckin' burger. It's a lobster roll.

>>71029920
Alright fine I was wrong about apple pie apparently. But seriously stop being such a faggot about our food when there's an American food store every 2 blocks in every city. It makes no sense.

>beef jerky
>sour cream
>stuffed peppers
>waffle
>chicken parm
>milkshakes
>jambalaya
>chorizo


etc etc

That right there blows 90% of the world out of the water.

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>>71029781
>the chef did something to the rice on the outside and made it very crispy.
no idea what he did. Lobster roll is good, by the way. I was very amazed when I went to Massachusetts, because MacDonald's had a menu of Lobster roll.

>>71030155
Why are you posting salmon? DO you know Salmo Salar or European/atlantic salmon was fished since forever be Skandis for example, than called it atlantlax? It ain't American.
American South Cuisine are (hash browns, Grits, Collard greens and those things) purely american, but lots of the shit you guys are posting aren't, at max they are versioned but the basic is still the same.
This guy is pretty good for "ancient" American food, how do you guys eat and stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-1JDFUhddY

>>71026924

>Deep fried butter

who would eat this?

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>>71030535
Free people.

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>>71026879

>>71030535
Clarified one is pretty good for deep frying, the indians use it (they call it Ghee). I'm more horrofied be the chocolate beacon.

>>71029760
>Americans in charge of handling Parlimentary banter

>>71030592
Is there anything you guys don't deepfry?

>>71028893
blame the Japanese immigrants in LA

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>>71030661

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>>71026924
>every person in that pic is obese

It's no surprise but I still fucking hate how fat NA is..straight embarrassing.

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Objectively speaking, only the South (excluding Texas) has the best cuisine. Everywhere else in the United States is objectively shit.

>Find out Croissant's are all 29% butter
>Never able to eat it again

I wish I could just not give a fuck the american way, fuse with my couch and shit

>>71030749
New England and the mid-Atlantic states have great cuisine too. Basically everything east of the Mississippi has lots of good local food, everything west not so much.

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>>71030682
Oh C'MON HOW THE FUCK DO YOY DEEP FRY FUCKING PEPSY.
REEEEEEE

>>71030784
it's doable if you have a very physical job

>>71029007
I think placing meat by the fire is pretty paleolithic

>>71030963
Fair enough. Flyover States are shitholes when it comes to food.

>>71030784
>tfw I barely eat but drink 20+ beers a day so like, 185lbs 6'

I want my ripped abs back...

>>71028955
taking other people's stuff and making it ridiculous

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>>71030985
How do you not?

>>71029781
>the chef did something to the rice on the outside
First cook it, then shortly put it in a frying pan with (lots of) butter.

>>71030697
>that pic
kek

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Canadian fast food is better (to be honest).

>>71031021
That's not how barbecue is made. It's actually a complicated process that involves smoking the meat for upwards of 14 hours.

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>>71031276
>Tim Hortons
>monarchy tier

Is that a reference to the fact that Burger King bought it in 2014?

>>71030697
IS that USA? They look british as fuck, that butterface and the hair of the dude are 100% anglo. Also fuck fatties, isn't that difficult to lose weight when you are so fucking over your healthy weight.

>>71031408
We don't measure weight in stone

>>71031277
Yeah, that's how they did it.
They'd dig a pit, heat up stones until red hot then line the pit with the stones.
Then put the meat in and cover it over again to seal in the heat and leave it for hours.

>>71030749
serious? washington has some nice fish based stuff and coffee. new york has the best pizza.

>>71031021
turning a tough, cheap cut of meat like brisket into something that melts in your mouth is an art.

>>71029285
wild turkeys live in Michigan, are you gonna try to tell me ancient mexicans owned the goddamned great lakes too? the fuck outta here paco.

>>71030640
>Parlimentary banter
Congressional, go fuck yourself

>>71029285
WE

>>71030083
>>beef jerky
Mexican
>>sour cream
Mexican
>>stuffed peppers
injun
>>waffle
Belgian
>>chicken parm
Italian
>>milkshakes
gay
>>jambalaya
literally what
>>chorizo
Cuban


There is no god

>>71032164
>Chorizo.
Is Iberian or at most criollo. Adapted from smoked sausages than were made since Roman times, using paprika. The Criollos(Spanish settlers) adapted it, so you can find them in nearly any Iberian country.
Jambalaya is a kind of rice than adapted local ingredients with European techniques (French/Spanish, provenzal and Valencian specially) and adapted to the locals, so it's the only true USA thing in the list, and perhaps milkshakes (tough flavored milks are very ancient).

>>71032493
About the Jerky, it isn't mexican, it's another criollo dish, Mixing Cecina (cured Beef) with the Quirchua method of the Incas(meet dried with spices), and you can find it again in lots of Iberian places with lots of different colourful names.

>>71031361
Both are owned by Canadian company Restaurant Brands International.

>>71033225
...which is majority-owned by a Brazilian inevstment firm.

>>71026924
>"crisps"
Is that not British? kek

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>>71033284
I blame Brazil for the cringe

>>71033324
When they are made of chesse or vegtables they are usually called crisps or nibs in North America.
Chips are made of corn, flour, or potatoes.

>>71034310
>in both official languages

Kek, are you so terrified by the Quebecois you have to pacify them like that?

I wish Taco Bell did waffle tacos in Canada, THEY DIDN'T!

Browsed Mcdonalds menu in US, they have big breakfast with pancakes instead of muffins - not in Canada!

Hulu won't work either!


Next time, if American planes can't land in America, they can't land here either!

>>71034662
They are the largest population of Frenchies who have never surrendered to the Nazis, respect!


....but mostly, Quebec was the province who consistently have the largest opposition to the prohibition of alcohol. Drinking Age there now is 18 as opposed to 19 in the rest of Canada.

>>71035340
>Prohibition to alchol.
Wat.

>>71031408
There's a channel four logo in the top left. It's by a UK company, at least, and that hedgerow looks dismal enough for blighty.

>>71035458
It's a protestant thing, you wouldn't understand.

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>>71026879
nothing wrong with that tb h

i made creme caramele with croissants last week

>>71035340
It's 18 here in Manitoba too. Wasn't until recently that I found out it's 19 in most provinces, assumed it just 18 everywhere

>>71034662
The last time the Quebecois got really pissed off they started bombing shit and assassinated government officials so we ended up using the military to fucking enforce martial law on the fuckers


The 70s were fucked

>>71029535
Basketball was invented by a Canadian.
I'm so sorry.

>>71035458
>>71035458
There was a dark time in Canada and US when alcohol was illegal. Didn't stop people from having drinking parties called speakeasies and the mobs made a lot of money.

>>71026924
That's from the UK, you dumb weeb.

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The meme about deep fried butter is probably true to some extent, but everyone knows that shit doesn't appear in all layers of society, and if it does, britbongs always do it worse anyway.

The thing i am genuinely impressed about is the ammount of steroids you guys put into a barbecue, shit looks amazing

>>71029487
amerianon, Salmon belongs to us.

>>71034662
No, it's the New Brunswickers
Non, c'est le néo-brunswickois qui

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>>71036355
Basketball, modern lacrosse, modern hockey, half of handegg, and arguably baseball were all invented in or by Canadians.
Also, the first recorded case of children in costumes going door to door and saying "trick or treat" was in Canada.
And, a Canadian put men on the moon.
2 of Hollywood's top 3 grossing films were written, directed, and produced by a Canadian.

America pretty much has nothing, they just rip off the rest of the world, especially Canada.

>>71036939
Oh come on now, America has been OUR wall against Mexican criminals.


Until now. ;_;

>>71036676
no, belongs to us scots

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>>71040013
Do you even crown salmon and put them on your CoA?

>>71036591
>britbongs do it worse anyway
Our shitty cooking is mediocre compared to Yanks. Like everything Anglo, they outperform us in every concievable way.

>>71026924
Its almost like they actually want to die

>>71036483
why are the prices in dollars then?

>>71029285
wwow didnt know mexico invented a whole fcking bird, what kind of technology is that

>>71044048
It's called domestication, and it doesn't happen by chance.

>>71031972
>>71032147
Educate yourselves.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_turkey

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>>71044131
why didnt you domesticate yourselves?

>>71044190
I am even educating you for free.

>>71044048
>>71044190
WTF I love Van Halen now