>invent fork >after 5000 years, still use sticks to eat

That's because Chinese aren't fucking fat and prefer using their inventions for actual useful things.

>be European
>use furnace for cooking food instead of forging steel like in China and the Near East

>>70999974
Because we can afford it.

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>>70998027
forks are Greek

The earliest ovens were found in Central Europe, and dated to 29,000 BC.

Culinary historians credit the Greeks for developing bread baking significantly.

>>71000222
>forks are Greek

And so am I.

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>>70998027
>invent shit that makes your life easier
>realize thats too easy and you are the superior master race that challenges itself everyday and leads the rest forward

asians win everytime

>>70998027
food is the one thing chinks have right

>>70998027
That's a pretty old meme you posted there

>invent gunpowder
>just use it for fireworks

>>70999974
Too bad they didn't forge themselves some guns during the Boxer Rebellion

>>71000222
>>71000510
I never thought we could have so much in common.

>>71000810
Their music, sculpture, and legalistic tradition are pretty rad too

>invent paper
>after 5000 years, still illiterate and using pictographs for (((writing)))