Shitposting aside, why really doesn't America celebrate

I thought the mods banned these threads

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>>70985412
Answer his question

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>>70985412
He died for your sins anon, so we could receive forgiveness from our Sheppard, why are you celebrating pagan festivals instead of thanking the lord for delivering our salvation?

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Why did hitler kill himself?
... He saw his gas bill

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>>70985412
Why don't the American people partake in the Easter celebrations?

>>70985400
I'm not religious

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>>70985412
Mods banning threads doesn't stop anons from spamming them, anon.

>>70985548
Neat, Egypt.

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>>70986205
Well, it's true. I honestly don't celebrate easter.

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>>70985957
DELET