O SAY CAN YOU SEEP THROUGH THE BOXERS AND JEANS WHAT SO PROUDLY

DELET THIS

>>70979536

2/10

delet

Wake up in the morning feeling a need to fart
Grab my gun, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this mart
Before I leave, fill my gut with a burger or two
Cause when I shop, I always gotta poo

I'm talking skid marks on my clothes, clothes
Shit running to my toes, toes
People always hold their nose, nose
Muffin-topping, eating our favourite burgers
Rolling on the scooters
Racing all the poopers

Had to shart, in the mart
Really tried to fart
Tonight, Imma binge
Till my belt comes off the hinge
Tick-tock, on the scales
My diet's gonna fail

int can explain why the Indian doesn't poo in the loo: they are afraid of witches

but WHY does the American shart in the mart?

>>70979536
>>70982244
KEK

>>70979536

And the trousers' brown glare, the stench standing in air,
Gave proof through the mart that our shart was still there

bravo, Pekka bravo

>>70982244
Omg kekikus

Cont please

I heard Americans call it "freedom stain"

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>>70982244

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>>70982244

Hehe

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>>70979536
>>70982244

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>>70982244

>>70982244
BLESSED BY KEK

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>>70982244
I let out a bit

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>>70982244

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>>70982244

>>70982244
what's the melody?

>>70979536
>amerisharts are trying to turn into literal shitskins

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>>70982244

>>70987601
>>70987601
>>70987601
>>70987601

>>70987601
kesha tik tok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs

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>>70982244

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Haha, good banter you guys! You really got us! Good thing we can still be friends though, right?

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I MEAN I'M NOT MAD AT ALL
WHATEVER
DON'T EVEN DELETE THIS
I DON'T CARE

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>>70979536

>>70982244
sharted/20

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>>70979536
>the happening /int/ memes are literally poopypants jokes now

I don't care if you make fun of us, I just wish you'd do it in a way that didn't remind I was surrounded by underage b&

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>>70979536
>>70982244

>>70988433
shit jokes is the thinking mans humor

>>70982244

do a vocaroo Bruce

DO A VOCAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>70988433
t. sharter

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america annihilated AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

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>>70982244
Screencrapped

Also, nice double dubs.

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>>70982244
Godlike

>>70988433
t. paul blart mart shart

>>70988525
Get an American to, go to /pol/ and get another American (who is actually a cletus) to sing this.

>>70988525
This

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>mfw fellow Americans are butthurt of a shitpost.

>>70982244
top

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>>70982244

THERE'S NO RECOVERY FROM THIS

>>70982244
Oh boyo

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>>70979536
>>70982244

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>>70982244
hihihihi

>>70982244
Include me in the reddit screenshot

>>70982244
delet

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>>70988692
Post it on r/4chan loooool XDDD

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>>70982244
Fucking hell

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>>70982244
Australian banter really is top notch

BRAPPPP

>>70982244
Wew

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