Britannia is under attack from the evil Germans She calls you

damn right

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"no"

yes, the UK has been our greatest ally. fuck you about Cyprus though

>choosing between the plague and cholera
Hmmm

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>>70910444
nice trips
come on bby le penn will make us lovers again

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>>70910336
For sexy Britannia, I will fight.

>>70910336
No but i'll fight for Germany.
I mean we always fought with them.
No reason to change now.

Brits are island apes, so there is that too.

If i have offended you chav sensibilities, i am sorry.

Cheerio,chaps and see you all in Hell for the bbq.

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Yes.
I would also fight for the United States' entrance into the commonwealth

>>70910478
Bitch has nothing on lady liberty

baka

>>70910384
>>70910488

Roaches

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>>70910336
If needs must.

I would definitely fight


for the Germans

>>70910336
dont care

>>70910444
:3

>>70910478
PHWOAR

>>70910488
>>70910592
Once losers, always losers.

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can i just observe?

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Yes, the ARYAN BLOOD REFINERIES NEED MORE BLOOD

>>70910661
you owe us for the opium war

>cancer fights AIDS

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>>70910735
t.russian

>>70910735
So Leprosy is just watching this one out?

flag
i would fight for germany

I would sell weapons to both sides

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>>70910717
beady eyed anglo

>>70910336
I would fight for the UK if they provide me a british bf, if not then I would secretly support them like sweden did with germany

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>>70912063
LONDON

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>>70910336
no
i would support saviour of europe

>>70910336
I only fight for independence.

Of course I would protect my ancestral homeland! May no man stand between her and victory.
England expects that every man will do his duty.

>>70912630
Shame about killing germans tho, they make good vaporisors...

>>70912240

>implying that hasnt been Britain, time and time again. We are the chemo to the continent's cancer.

>>70912833
this

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Let's do it.

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>>70910336
Ofcourse

I ask germans if I can help them

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>>70913301
Of course poland, we love you.

>>70913301
This
fuck brits

>>70913301
>>70913401
Never understood why poles hate us
You immigrate here en mass we saved you in ww2 yet still
And didn't Germany invade you?

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>>70913301
>>70913401
Oh no lads, the poles are against us. Such a mighty nation well known for not being incredibly easy to conquer, what shall we do?

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>>70913503
>we saved you in ww2

>>70913503
>You immigrate here en mass
>Poland is one person meme

>we saved you in ww2
> I refuse to believe you think this


True

>>70910336
>>70910478
Why role play as Romans when you could form the strongest germanic union to date

>>70913563
So we didn't declare war on Germany to protect Poland?

>>70910336

The Legio IX Hispana joins the German rape train

>save Belgium
>they hate us
>save poland
>they hate us
>save france
>they hate us
Noticing a pattern here. Should stop saving countries desu

>>70913591
>So we didn't declare war on Germany to protect Poland?
Nope.You declared a war on Germany to protect your own interests.

>>70913591
Phoney
War

>>70913626
the fuck are they putting in the tea over there

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>>70913641
>>70913631
Interesting
What would you say our interests are?
The war led to our empire being disbanded so can not see a net gain from it

If we are roleplaying WWII I imagine my answer would have undoubtedly yes. I could imagine feeling a strong sense of loyalty and duty towards the empire
However now knowing this empire's subsequent fate immediately following and the way it is now treated with contempt I think I'd rather stay at home and do whatever neets did back then

>>70913688
Germany becoming too strong was a threat to the UK, simple as that

also something something jews

>>70913301
This 2bh
Gott straffe England

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>>70913741
>contempt
maybe in auz land
here all my teachers in school were extremely boastful about the empire to the point that we all mocked them

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>>70913763
but Germany was extremely weak
there whole economy was propped up by debt
they had massive food shortages even before the war if the war never happened Germany would have disintegrated
desu was going to try and respectfully reply to you but it's quite clear that the stereotype about poles is not a myth

>>70910336
France
No. I hope they kill each other in the war.

>>70910336
only if given west rhenania when we win.

probably not

>>70913869
>they had massive food shortages even before the war if the war never happened Germany would have disintegrated

But it did happen, and they managed quite alot for starving nation no?

>>70913503
mad that we didn't march across Europe single-handedly defeating the Nazi War machine and their allies just to save Poland.

>>70910539
lady liberty is a dumb hoe
Brittania is quee

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>>70913977
With debt you can manage to do a lot see the 100 year war
It never lasts
And what do you consider "a lot"?
Annexing part of a country?
Going to war with a newly established nation?
Getting pushed back against a country that has little to no infrastructure?
Germanys only real accomplishment was conquering France
Which was on the French and British due to both army's retareating and relying on ww1 tactics

>>70913808
The general opinion on empires in general but the British empire especially is that it's just evil racist white men keeping the peaceful natives down

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>>70910478

>>70910336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUKdS_oNe9o

>>70914028
Especially with our MASSIVE army of 160,000 men.

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Germans prepare for trench warfare.

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>>70910336
>europeans killing each other
Good. We should supply the losing side, so the war would last for as long as possible.

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>>70910444
This, also trips confirm its true.

Anyways if a war like this happened, humanity would win in the long run.

Depends what's in it for us. Germany and the UK are both NATO members so...

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>>70910336
I'll lend you my baguette

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>>70915119
I like your thinking, i would gladly help Russia in this endevour

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>>70910336
>would you fight for Britain
Again?
Fuck that, you'd probably leave us to ruskies

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>>70913503
>we saved you in ww2
huh?
Huh?!

>>70915741
>>70915617
I don't dismiss the western betrayal as cowerdly desu very ashamed we did that also
>Churchill
>likeing commies
He was the OG Commie basher desu

>>70910336

Would gladly accept any cash deposit during the war if it helps.

Only if I get citizenship.

>>70910336
>fighting for the dental jew
I would rather die!

>>70916427
Bit rude we kept you independent desu
>>70916363
Being a legionnaire usually means you do

i'd fight for belgium

>>70916510
You're right, I take that back. At least you're no roaches
Viva Brittania!

>Would you fight for Britain
Nope. Not for free I won't. If I was contracted by the Academi as an Intelligence Analyst and allowed to play a grand chess game with GCHQ's top analyst then maybe. I'll think about it.

>>70910336
1. Flag
2. No, but I'd certaiinly fight against Germans

>>70910336
I'd sooner help the krauts.

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>>70910336

probably
depends how much money you hire me for

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>>70913741

>>70913741
>contempt

Youre not an anglo..are you?

>>70910336
yea sure i like monty python movies

>>70915221
Where is that from ?

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>>70916936
>>70916854
Why do Americans value them self so much?

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>>70917503

>what is a mercenary
You're the one asking for someone else to defend you. Why do you value yourself so much?

>>70917503
Any sane person would value their own life above the live of a filthy Brit.

>>70915741
You do realise that Churchill wanted to nuke the USSR after finishing off Hitler? It was only the Y*nks who stopped him from going forward with it

>>70917587
T.tyrone
>>70917565
T. Fat autistic larper

1. flag
2. I would fight for Germany

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>>70917950

>this thread isn't digital LARPing

you made it

Flag
Only if you promise to restore the empire and uncuck it.

Mein Kantzler, ist der Zeit right to Bombben xe Britten?

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>>70918094
I was asking if you felt faithful to a country that civilised the world
You would be in chains if it were not for us ffs

>>70918241

Do you feel compelled to die for the USA because we invented the internet network (through DARPA), which has civilized communications across the entire world?

Do you think I feel compelled to die for the UK, which developed the WWW protocol atop that network?

No.

>>70910336
Let's wreck them again.

>>70918326
ease of access to information is not equal to civil liberties
They are greatly different in there effects on the world

> Grand-Duke Jean of Luxembourg joined the British Army as a volunteer in the Irish Guards in November 1942.After receiving officer training at the Royal Military College at Sandhurst, Jean was commissioned as a Lieutenant in July 1943,[1] before being promoted to captain in 1944. He landed in Normandy on 11 June 1944, and took part in the Battle for Caen and the liberation of Brussels.[1] On 10 September 1944, he took part in the liberation of Luxembourg before moving on to Arnhem and the invasion of Germany. After the war, from 1984 until his abdication, he served as Colonel of the Regiment of the Irish Guards

I probably won't have a choice in the matter , If Jean decides , we'll have to follow

>>70918382
>wreck

>>70918384
>is not equal to civil liberties

Right, and none of our Bill of Rights and Constitution was written thanks to you.

We had to kill you fuckers to get it.

"Civilizing force" indeed

>>70910336
no

>>70918400
Good lad
Your military history is very cute desu

>>70918482
U wut
You straight up copied the magnacarta

>>70910404
Cyprus is ours you Turk

>>70910336
Fuck no you imperialist shits

>>70910336
>Canada
>Yes

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I'd gladly sell arms and iron to her...and germany

>>70918482
The American government is based on Anglo philosophy, monarchy, and governance.

>>70910488
I stand with Germany

>>70910336
>Pakistan
>no

I would fight for Germany. Brits are mean and German women are much hotter.

>>70910404
What? Have a go at the turks for that, theyre the ones occupying half the island

>>70918482
You literally have the Magna Carta copied in gold onto a wall. The British constitution and magna carta stood for the American colonials

your government was formed by British aristocrats who wanted to expand into Indian territory. Officially of course America rebelled over a slight tax increase to pay for the wars you had started with the French when you paid less tax than anywhere else anyway.
And you had local representation, its just difficult to have MPs for National representation (parliament) when you are about a month at sea distance away, America would eventually have been given devolved power like very other colony but it just wasn't developed enough at the time to be seen as safe.

Also
>muh democracy

>>70910336
I'm not going to save England. Genocidal chavs. I'd fight for the Fatherland this time. With all of my Germanic brothers in arms! Deutschland Uber Alles! Death to the Tories!

>>70922031
Don't forget the trade restrictions, the quartering of troops, the carefully-crafted taxes intended to drive colonial merchants out of business, and the general way you looked down on us.

>>70910336
US
Dual citizen so absolutely, I'd be on the firts plane over

RULE BRITANNIA

>>70924792
Lol nice tripcode fag KILL YOURSELF

>>70910336
There is no evil german
Germany is the religion of peace

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>>70910336
>fight for Britain
>fight AGAINST Germs
ALREADY ON MY WAY, NIGEY

>>70925034
>tripcode
Why are amaribubers so dumb?

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>>70925209
<3

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>>70910336
I would fight for my true motherland you English swine

>>70925468
Also because there are no jobs here anyway.

Cheers lads

>>70924609

Why would the crown want to drive crown subjects out of business? If anything it wanted to encourage cross atlantic trade.

These laws you speak of are literally the enforcing of using the sterling currency, which the colonists were meant to use, and making them pay their debts

The only 'bad' one was the Stamp Tax and British merchants campaigned for that to be repealed and was indeed repealed

You may otherwise be referring to the British East India Company's tax-free monopoly on the transportation of tea.
This was not intended to drive colonial merchants out of business, indeed the crown lowered taxes for other tea importers because of this, rather the crown was looking at the gains the company could make for it in India, the tax-free monopoly being the company's price in return, the crown didn't have much of a choice if Britain was to compete in India with France.

Blame the East India Company if you want, they were extremely influential and powerful in Britain.

The parliament of the time , was however wrong in their response to unrest, they ought to have listened to the governor, but much of the unrest in of itself was not entirely reasonable,should have just sent that petition to the King.