>PALPATINE IS THE DARK LORD OF THE SITH
Why didn't he just say this?
Why didn't Palpatine warn Anakin about the high ground?
>>70893931
because the situation made him think
He didn't know he was the sith lord because Palpatine used his force powers to make everyone in the galaxy stupid.
/tv/ tier thread
cunny
kino
>>70894027
BANE?
>>70894027
any new meme? there is a long time since I don't lurk tv
>>70893965
anakin is better as darth vader
>>70894090
they are better at dealing with cunny cancer at least and call them out on the regular
>>70894090
Any new meme gets shut down by baneposting within 2 weeks. The only relatively new meme that's still strong is Ramiposting.
>>70893998
Didn't he? They met many times personally and I thought he knew about his plans
Or... meh, SW plot is too much complicated for me.
He's not just a dark jedi, he's a sith, so it means he went through sith rituals and learned their philosophy.
In sith philosophy you always have two, the master and the apprentice, and it is expected that eventually the apprentice kills the master and then takes on a pupil, thus becoming the master.
Dooku didn't know that Palpatine was Darth Sidious, but he probably realized at that moment. He also realized he failed to kill his master in time and that his death will serve as the turning of Anakin, thus continuing the rule of two. He probably accepted it.
>>70894222
No, he probably always appeared to him as a hologram and had him fooled this whole time. All this time nobody except Anakin, Obiwan, and a handful of other nameless jedi that died fighting Palpatine in his office, knew that he was a sith lord.
>Anakin, Sheev is evil
>From my point of view the sand is evil!
>*gets scissored*
I don't think it would change a lot tbqh.
>>70894465
At the very least they probably would have kept a closer eye on Palpatine and what he was doing. When you suspect someone of being Dark Lord of the Sith, their bid to become a Galactic Dictator certainly seems a lot less innocent.
>>70894481
>nameless jedi
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kit_Fisto/Legends
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Agen_Kolar/Legends
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Saesee_Tiin/Legends
These are well-developed characters you pleb
>>70894543
in the circlejerk spinoffs, yeah, in the movies, nope.
>>70894543
>>70894543
You mean "were".
>not canon
>>70894575
>watching the kino without reading the literature
I had to check if I'm not on /tv/
>>70894481
>No, he probably always appeared to him as a hologram
Well, they've met in the end of Episode II, plus Palpatine trained him with the Dark Side and I don't think it's possible to train someone if through hologram.
>>70893931
Can we all agree that Anakin.Dark Vador is the most powerful character in Star Wars ?
Obi Wan beat Anakin when he was teen and not prepared.
Dark Vador can kill jedis despite he lost his arms and legs. Remember to be a "full "Sith you need to have your own flesh.
That's why Palpatine can lauch lightning but not Dark Vador. Despite this Vador destroys every ennemies
what the hell, did i press /tv/ link by mistake?
no, i'm in the right board
what the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>70894763
I don't know, but I like it.
>>70894575
Kit Fisto had a dank cartoon episode though
And the cartoon was cooler than the whole new trilogy put together
>>70894538
>they probably would have kept a closer eye on Palpatine
>Implying Anakin wasn't a dense manchild who would have forgotten what Dooku mumbled to him before his death minutes after it happened
>Implying he wasn't deep inside Sheev's pocket already at that point, so even if it somehow made him think Sheev wouldn't just convince him to shrug it off "Dooku was ebil he wants to divide us don't trust a word he says Anakin" style
Even fucking Yoda ignored the Obi-Wan's warning despite of fact that Dooku told them the truth (for reasons only Lucas' genious mind is capable of understanding), I say the Jedi deserved to be euthanized the way they were.
>>70893931
Because it didn't rhythm like poetry.
>>70893931
Why would Gandalf say something like that?
>>70893965
Sith only deal in absolutes
>>70894090
BRAAAAAAAAP
>>70894993
There is no middle ground between the low ground and the high gr-
Wait... you're actually right.
>>70893931
nobody would've believed him anyway
Obi-Wan didn't believe him in episode 2 when Dooku told him the republic is controlled by the sith
>>70894993
>>70895057
It's so deep. Truly pottery. How can George even make scenes so dense...
>>70893931
he coudnt swallow this red pill
>>70893931
wait am i back on /tv/?
>>70893965
Because he didn't underestimate his power
good on him for trusting Anakin tbqh
Why haven't you chosen the dark side ?
>>70893931
because its a poorly written script, the overall plot is stupid as well, he created a faction to oppose the republic that was winning the war and also created a secret army to destroy his faction
he could easily have created the army, added it to the forces of his faction, kill the jedi in open war and be done with it or just create the army without the stupid robot faction
just plane stupid
>>70898594
Maybe because his objective wasn't to conquer the republic from the outside but to overthrow it from within, maintaining an appearance of normality?