Make fun of the country above you. Try to be creative Also

>be Brazilian
>get robbed by a kid on a scooter

>Be Bolish
>Ukrainian steals your job

>>70887558
>Be Swedish
>the only one country which is more cucked is a country that try to repent for the worst crimes in the history of humanity

>>70890190
>be poolish
>be dum da dum dum dum dum

>>70891358
>be canadian
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZntyiqpWKw

>>70892204
>be norwegian
>only famous person is Breivik

>>70893027
>be Swedish
>want alcohol
>it's evening and the alcohol monopoly stores are closed

>>70893052
>Be Swiss
>Have no memes

>>70895049
>Be brasil
>Be fart fettish monkey nigger :DDDD

>>70895049
>be brazilian
>be brazilian

>>70895089
Lice

>be american
>get shot in mart

>>70895323
>be irish
>die of potato famine
>population still hasn't even come close to recovering 160 years later

>>70895564
>be amerifat
>wears his pants and toilet to the mart

>>70896115
Australia? More like, a big fuckin' island!

>>70896822
>be US
>cant even buy kinder surpise eggs

>>70897464
something something into space

>>70897508
Something something used to be a world power now look at you

>>70898417
>Be USA
>Can't use the metric system

>>70898417
>be us
name is pedro gonzales

>>70898545
be finnish,
cant finish this sentence

>>70898582

>Be Canadian
>Tagging Wrestling as "Hockey"

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>>70898798
>be Mexican
>be me

>>70898821
>Be Mexican't
>your national sawker team gets thoroughly BTFO in a tournament that nobody watches by none other than Chile

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>>70898879
>Be America
>Riot in the streets because the Electoral College did its job

>>70887387
Rust, aids, zika, crime

>>70887558
the inventors of bull prepper

>>70890190
polandbro

>>70891358
bull prepper

>>70892204
bull prepper

>>70893052
bull prepper

>>70895084
self defense is illegal, also bull prepper

>>70895323
short, alcoholism, noguns

>>70897508
no idea

>>70898798
too easy

>>70898902
>be america
>elect trump

>>70898998
>be american
>cant even get trips

>>70899189
>Be Finland
>Can't even get singles.

>>70899296
>be again american
>use capital letters and dots in when greentexting

SPUUUUUUURRDOOOOO SSPPPPAAAAARDEEEEEEEEE :----------DDDDDDDDD

::::::DDDDDDDDD EBIN

>>70899630
Brazil

>>70899630
>be poortugal
>be less relevant than their colonies

>>70899716
SOMETHING SOMETHING LEAF

>>70899728
hello reverse poland

>>70899768
>be australia
>lose to emus and spend 20 minutes loading any web page

>>70899825
>Be NZ
> Make world maps without NZ
>most people can't see the difference.

>>70899724
> Be Mexican
>need to make bigger ladders.

>>70899890
>>70899924
>Be Mexican
>Run to the US from a drug cartel

>>70899954
Kek
> Be Deutsch
>Mistaken to be from the Netherlands.

>>70899954
>Be German
>Get arrested for owning a German flag on the grounds that it's "hate speech"

>>70892204

Damn... swift punch into the gut.
Savage, but damn true. Justine Trudeau is a fucking traitor!

>>70895193

> Be American
> c*ck to either Muslims or Blacks

>>70900053
>Be Canadian
>Be as unoriginal as possible.

>>70900084
>be american
>people chimp out over a handegg

>>70898977
Nice shitpost, kill yourself

>>70900445
>Be Australian
>Can't think of anything better to post than Easter Toads

>>70900527
>be nigeria
>literally green peru