>Alien disclosure happening >UN secretary general announces

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If the central government is run by brazil, probably overthrow it in about a week

>all fit males
i'll be alright i think. probably head over to pol and start larping for yous.

collaborate with the aliens because 99% of humans are filthy brown people and i totally agree they should be genocided

Get fucking psyched.

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pls

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>>70881232
Power will be shared equally among all nations of Earth. until further notice the UN will coordinate humankind efforts and NY will serve as headquarters. Sri Lanka has been suggested by our alien allies as the most fit location for our planet capital for undisclosed reasons.
>>70881304
You were reported to the central government as dissident and traitor, special "Foca 6 time" squads will be dispatched to your location.
>>70881332
Finn squadrons will be prepared for fight in Alpha-81-p in the cluster 689085 because of similar weather conditions. Good luck soldier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8qp992Dssk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2WEFlQva30
Emperah protects! None shall stop us!

>>70881745
>not making london the capital
alien allies dropped

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>>70881920
It was just a suggestion, further scrutiny is necessary.

Guterres! Guterres! Guterres!

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>>70882179
Mr. Guterres will serve as supreme chancelor until general elections are called.

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>unification we didn't vote on
>"""""allies"""""
Sounds like we need to remove ayy lads

>>70881121
Be happy because we're likely to get a golden age of humanity with technology innovation and sacrifice.

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>>70881121
Fuck up some xeno fucks

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>>70884361
It is not a option. There must be a centralized coordinated effort and Earth needs a single representant in the Pan-galactic congress.
>>70887421
Humankind will have to fight for its freedom first. However the newer energy sources will guarantee a much more comfortable life style for everyone right away.
>>70888277
Not all xenos are enemies. Remember this, you might offend our allies.

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>>70889005
Not all xenos are enemies,but all my enemies are xenos

>>70889005
>Not all xenos are enemies
If it says Ayy it needs to die

>>70881121
Ask the enemy aliens for a small loan.

>>70881121
A former canadian minister of defence literally came forth saying aliens exist and that was have been visited in the past and that it keeps happening today.

>>70889312
Link?

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>>70881745

>UN will coordinate

You know what the UN is right?

>>70889396
Paul Hellyer

>>70881121
Dress up as a woman, dodge the draft, and then repopulate the earth after the war

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>>70889562
As of now it will become the government of United Earth. All nations are required to contribute to the war effort, the UN will hastily expand its bureaucratic corps to fulfill the necessary roles. General elections are postponed for the time being and Mr. Guterres will serve as supreme chancelor.
>>70889686
We need everyone kid, including fit woman, eve tho our alien allies disagree. You can't escape draft now, our new advanced tech is able to locate anyone, anywhere on Earth.
>>70889169
>>70889200
You can think whatever you want sons, but never say it out loud, specially near Zotormaquis. They are specially sensitive to hatred.
>>70889309
All contacts made so far with the unknown race failed, you can't ask for loans.
>>70889312
He knew the truth, but nobody would believe, so no government tried to shut him down

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>>70881121
Fight for the god emperor