Are you content with your cuntry's slogan? If not,

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>sicktugal

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>Incredible !ndia

I wish I was in Finland

>the sick man of europe
>portugal
is it true or fake?

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>>70876857
True ofc :^)

why are central american countries so cute

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>>70876606
>much mor

Some of these are just utterly shit:
>Travel in Slovakia - Good idea
>VISIT ARMENIA IT IS BEAUTIFUL
>CHILE ALL ARE WELCOME

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>>70876983

>Colombia is magical realism
Cocaine is a hell of a drug

>>70876606
>Lybia

>>70876606
>Portugal

Also ours is lame, it should be "Come to experience authentic rape and murder"

>>70876606
>Austria
>arrive and revive

I can't help thinking of some Americans trying to bring in corpses.

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>#spainindetail
>#

>>70876606
>The 45 minute country
???

>>70876606
>100% pure
what did he mean by this?

>epic estonia
epic

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>"Think Hungary more than expected"

>>70876606

Cameroon literally stole the American slogan

>>70876606
The fuck we are the 3rd largest country on the planet, almost nothing is within reach

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>>70877827
Here you go.

why are they all in english

>>70876606
>the only one not in english
yes i am happy about it
it's perfect

Fucking All Are welcome what a shit slogan.

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I wish i was in finland

>>70877902
because foreigners are ALL cucks for the eternal anglo, no exception
we finally have the proof

>>70877117

I guess it's from One Hundred Years of Solitude.

>>70877117
>>70878126
It's an entire genre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_realism

García Márquez is the biggest author though

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>>70876606
>France is the only country with a slogan in its own language

Really makes me think

>>70876606
>there's NOTHING in Australia DESU

>Once is not enough

>>70877334
Should be just "COME TO BRAZIL"

>>70877931
>>70879707
Cuba and Nicaragua are both in Spanish

>You are invited

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>djibeauty

>>70876606
I didn't know my country had a slogan, I didn't know countries had slogans
>Are you content with your cuntry's slogan?
Just Natural instead of uruguay natural.

Move your imagination... to a death camp xD

>>70877931
Ours is in spanish

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>>70876606
>morocco
>much moor

>>70876606
>Rendez-vous en France

More like DON'T COME HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>North Korea
>no Best Korea slogan

Never seen such low hanging fruit left unpicked.

I agree with Armenia's slogan, but I think they should have put "Land of Noah" or something like that, or "Oldest Surviving Civilization"

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>>70876606
This is one of the best Poortugal jokes I've ever seen, good job.

>>70877569
>>The 45 minute country
>???
That's a tourist life expectancy once they set foot in the warzone known as El Salvador.

>>70882558
They are purely for tourism.

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>>70876606
>chile
>All are welcome...

>>70876606
>Are you content with your cuntry's slogan?
No

>Are you content with your cuntry's slogan?
Race, Famille, Peuple

>>70877070
It's supposed to be "Good idea, Slovakia", but yeah, I agree that it's a shitty slogan.

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now I want to Go Nomadic

>>70884038
should be something even more right wing like Race, Guerre, Travail

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>>70876606
This is now the official version.

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>>70884238
Mongolias slogan should just be "Braise Tengri :D"

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>>70876606
>If not, what would be better?

Don't know about better, but every Spaniard knows the traditional tourism slogan: "Spain is different".

50 years later it's still being used, normally for self hatred.

>>70876606
>Iceland
>inspired by Iceland
What did they mean by this?