>how to know what the german version of a word is just say

>>70823806
Haha yeah

>bird
vogel

Wait wtf

>pen
kugelschreiber

WTF?

>>70823806
had german in highschool
on the test i answered everything in english
passed

>>70823827
>Fugl
vogel

>Kulepenn (kuleskriveting)
Kugelschreiber

>Overraskelse
Überraschung

>Naturvitenskap
Naturwissenschaften

>Askepott
Aschenputtel

German is fucking Ez

>>70824021
norwegian sounds like old english imho

so how do you say "we are cucked" in german?

>>70824062
>norwegian sounds like old english

???

how do you even know what old english sounds like?

>>70824291
beowulf

>>70823806
>it's a Singapoorean banter master thread
that's all you got this time around?
>>70824111
"wir sind gehahnreit"
use this knowledge wisely

>>70824291
do you think this sounds like norwegian?

https://youtu.be/CH-_GwoO4xI?t=9

>>70824021
*kuleskriver

>>70823827
Nobody says "Kugelschreiber"
You don't say "ballpoint pen" in english.
"Kuli" is enough

>>70823806
Riiiiii delet

>>70823861
That probably has more to do with the quality of schools in Bulgaria than your understanding of the German language.

>>70824062
Old english derives from saxon which derives from old norse

>>70823806
If it helps getting over the fact that you are a mini dick manlet - let it be.

>>70823806

sauce?

>dgw keine blonde weiße freundin die geschwarzt wird
fühlt sich schlecht an

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>>70823806

Why do blonde women love brown men so much?

>>70823827
Der Stift!

>>70824915
That's not true; both are in use. The latter sounds pretty casual so it's not appropriate in every situation. I tend to use the former.
But yeah, as in English it's usually just "Stift".
>>70825229
>>70825341
>>70825426
rangeban when

>>70824520
He still largely does not know how old english is pronounced and is exaggerating.

Doesn't sound a lot like norwegian either.

>>70825208
>Saxon derives from old Norse

???

>>70825426
>brown
absolutely disgusting
fake black is trash only real black is the masterrace