>Europeans think Americans can't buy any cheese but Kraft singles
>Europeans think our bread has corn syrup in it
>Europeans think maple syrup is high fructose corn syrup
>Europeans think peanut butter makes you fat
>Europeans think all Americans are the same race and that ethnic enclaves are a figment of our imaginations
>Europeans buy our lowest quality exports at inflated prices and think that because they're stupid enough to buy them we must all eat them every day
No, we don't.
You're just fat and dumb.
>>70817488
why do you subsidies corn?
>>70817568
Because bribes
>>70817568
To keep beef prices low
>>70817568
because monsanto et al have cucked the farmers to the point that theyd go bankrupt otherwise and we need the crop industry to stay afloat economically
>Europeans think we're non-white
>Europeans think we're gun-toting war-mongerers
>Europeans think we don't know how to drive stick
>Europeans can't comprehend our superior city layouts
>Europeans think we're suckers for stereotypes
>tfw too intelligent for Europe
>>70819510
Do you not tote guns up there
>>70819566
Oh, we do, we do... but, y'know the old meme
>Be American
>Get shot
you LITERALLY can't buy decent cheese in the us
it's ILLEGAL
Europeans don't really think of you at all.
>>70819593
>you LITERALLY can't buy decent cheese in the us
It's true, we have to settle for this.
>>70819510
>Europeans think we're non-white
but you are
>Europeans think we're gun-toting war-mongerers
you have been at peace for 30 years in your 250 year history
>Europeans think we don't know how to drive stick
https://www.thezebra.com/insurance-news/2805/manual-vs-automatic/ well 3.9 percent know,it does not mean everyone does
>Europeans can't comprehend our superior city layouts
Basic suburbia there is depressing,no pubs,small stores or parks.
>Europeans think we're suckers for stereotypes
yes you are
>tfw too intelligent for Europe
no,you are not
>>70819826
>cheddar
whoopee m8
doesn't change the fact you literally have laws preventing you from eating certain cheeses
also
>cheddar
>that isn't from cheddar
o i am laffin
>>70819826
I think he mans since every dairy product must be from pasteurized milk, the cheese is not as good as non-pasterized one
seriously, you won't die from fresh non-pasterized milk.
>>70818893
Actually yes this is a big reason. Not just beef tho.
>>70819991
also that short age cheese is illegal
so cheeses like brie become fucking redundant