Help me decide my next lang /int/ Japanese, Italian, or German?

If Dubs its Italian

Japanese is a good alternative if you're tired of European languages. Learning hiragana and katakana is pretty easy. Kanji is a bit difficult.

Also its sentence structure is very simple. STPOV.

Subject
Time
Place
Object
Verb

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There is only one choice, amico mio

>>70817229
German seems to be the most relevant in those three languages.

>>70817794
He lives in the United States. They're all equally irrelevant.

Lernen Sie Deutsch.

>>70817229
German is just guttural ugly shit you must avoid
Japanese is deepa and beautiful but too hard for a westerner to learn from zero
Italian is a spotless and pleasing language except for its actual usefulness

>>70817307
It was a nice try

Japanese

Japanese

DON'T LOOK AT JAPAN YOU NAZI

study Chinese instead. in all stages, now China is better than Japan

>>70817229
CHI

chicano language

>>70818265
>german is ugly
I want this meme to die