Are Americans scared sleeping at night I'd be scared some

>says the pussy that lost a war against a fucking bird

>>70814087
>meme chart

Are Australians scared sleeping at night? I'd be scared some flightless bird is going to kill me

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>>70814037
>mfw this is what Trump unironically thinks

And then their supporters say he is super alpha macho

>>70814121
actually anyone alive during the 70s in the U.S. will confirm every major city was a violent shit hole.

>>70814037

No because I dont live in some mongrel city

>>70814037
I live in the middle of the woods, so no.

>>70814037
Yes - that's why they invented locks on doors and windows.

>>70814037
No.

1)Violent Crime has been going down massivelyfor the past 30years or so, only seeing minor spikes where in "crime > 0" constitutes a crimewave

2) Thieves prefer to rob houses in the middle of the day when people are at work and children are at school

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>>70814037
>be australian
>lose to flightless bird

cannot make this fecal matter up