/balt/ + /ausnz/

hmm...

пpивeт poccия хaхaхaхaх дa иди нa хyй cyкa блять пидap я твoю пyтинa

retrowave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNwX1UbVUnU

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Memes

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*prays to Oden for snus*

just made some coffee

>>70789196
Coffee man?

>>70788487
do you think that high iq and anime are linked to each other?

>>70789302
Nah.

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>>70789405
Where is he

>>70789432
ded

>>70788578
Balts, do you consider Russians niggers and subhumans, or you only hate the Russian State and it's historical policies towards Baltics?

>>70790296
I don't care about russia or russians, only bydlo piss me off

>>70790296
Russia and Russian people stopped existing after 1917 as far as I am concerned desu.

>>70790296
i thought you guys would be like americans who love to say that mexico or other anglo countries 'hate' america because they're jealous

If a wedding invite says they don't want gifts, but they will accept cash to go towards their honeymoon, how much do I give?

$200?

>>70790595
how close are you to the couple? Are you a neet? 200 sounds about right 2bh

>>70790626
I've known the guy for about 10 years and the girl for 7 years

They are good friends but we don't see each other all the time due to responsibilities etc.

>Are you a neet?
no

>>70790715
consider 300 or 400 then, depends on how much you earn

Is there a way to filter russians

>>70790914
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yes

>>70790626
$80k per year so $55k after taxes

>>70790914
but why
I like you

>>70790972
Never mind it's it works >>70790794
Also filters australians >>70790830 but that's a compromise I will take

>>70791134
but why,
I like you

>>70791134
thanks

>>70791168
Haha nice try Jevgeni you're not getting my wallet this time

Hi

>>70791306
go away

>>70791226
what are you talking about

>>70791401
Did you do so much fentanyl that you forgot already

i kinda like ruski people

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>>70791426
why are saying these rude things to me

>>70791435

>>70791435
Clearly your population isn't 25% of them

Stupidity power rankings

1) American Women
2) The rest of the worlds women
3) Americans
4) Danes

day of the gopnik genocide when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4WLX8hfpJw

>>70791384
No

>>70791629
go away anyway

>>70791602
god that game looks awful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYg6hTHHK18

>>70791595
No y-you

>>70790438
Brutally true.

It could take some tens of years to again have some Russians.

>>70791595
5) Russians

time for bed

kys dumb russians

thanks

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russia a cute. CUTE!

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>>70791810
>>70790914
Are you, perhaps, obsessed? hehehe

>>70791932
Why are you even here you are not baltic or nordic or australian or new zealand

I need to move the fuck out, this shit just got too fucked

Sister who's half a decade older than me came home drunk, half nakedly tried to come onto me

This is just fucked

>>70791745
pretty good track, not sure if i like the singer/lyrics though

here, have one back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu4T-rLkvI4

there's no way out. just give in to it

>>70791985
it's not like I'm eager for your (You)s or something

>>70791988
did this really happen? that sounds fucked man, but I don't think it's the end of the world. She'll probably won't talk to you for a good week out of regret and embarrassment, and then you'll both forget it

>>70792036
Go away dirty russia

>>70791985
We are baltic actually. Russians are the dominant population of baltic sea.

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>>70792084

fuck off slavshit

>>70792020
that has a nice 80s vibe i like it

>>70792136
That's like saying all shit are russians because russians are full of shit

>>70792211
everything i post has a 80s vibe my man, i can't get enough of it

>>70792073
No word of a fucking lie. She always walks around the house naked and it's clear that she always wants to flaunt it, but I never thought she'd take it this far

I'll admit to staring years ago as a teen, because I was a teenage fucking male and constantly had a nude female walking around but I've grown the fuck up

This shit is why I can't have a fucking functional relationship with anyone, how am I meant to have a fucking gf if all it takes is a bit of alcohol and my own fucking sister will try come onto me

Never seriously considered ending things as much as I am right now, I have to live in this fucked family

>>70792410
don't act impulsively, you'll have a much more rational mind and a way of thinking in a day or two.

One thing is clear, that you have to distance yourself from her, whatever it takes. Do you have a good friend you could live with for a while? Or the financial means to move out asap? Or perhaps you could even tell your parents about what happened, depending on your relationship with them

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How do we solve the dutch problem?

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>>70792273
hehe ~ <3

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>>70792637

G-d hates frogposters.

>>70792637
Global warming?

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Eating some meat thats literally made for dogs, cuz im poor.

>>70792561
No friends I could move in with without it being weird, only live with my Mum who has no idea how to parent so telling her probably won't even do anything, I have the financial means to move out for awhile but not sustainable

I've calmed down a bit now, collected myself a little. I think whenever I see her walking around naked or doing any weird shit like that instead of ignoring it and not looking, I'm just going to tell her to put some fucking clothes on

Only 3 (three) years until I get a degree and MAYBE get the means to move out

YAY

>>70793072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aoQZA5ChA4

>>70793085
yeah, calling her out on it could work. Stand your ground and don't let her pull any other crazy shit on you. How did you react when she tried coming on to you by the way?

im gonna go fall asleep to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4ro8OTKJRo

>>70793168
cant watch it.

lol faggots

Hello trannies.

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here made it to pizza so it would be atleast eatible

>>70793368
Is that dog roll meat?

>>70793434
dont even know how its called in English.

>>70793497
Shit

What does /balt/ have in common with /ausnz/?

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>>70793368
bretty gud but where is ananas?

>>70793624
he needs quick rundown

>>70793624
Nothing.

>>70793624
A love of fun and good hearted convo

>>70793216
nice

>>70793211
She had her tits out and was saying weird shit like, "you're so beautiful" I said quite sternly "stop" because I could quite obviously tell what she was doing. She said some similar shit but this time tried to hug me, I grabbed her by her shoulder turned her around (as if to direct her towards her room) and said something like "drunk cunt" as I quickly walked back into my room

Pretty well handled in my opinion, whole situation is fucked. Due to parents divorcing she as a weird older sister/mum complex and mixed with her being drunk and not getting any I guess this was her next best plan of action

Absolutely fucked, do people deal with shit like this normally or is my situation just especially fucked?

That Russian tranny is absolutly disgusting. I want to move to the Baltic country just to avoid posting under the same flag with him.
t. russian girl

THERE IS INSIDE ME. IT'S HARD TO EXPLAINE, LITHUANIA. THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU, BOY, BUT IT'S STILL THE SAME!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2MaofLUW0&spfreload=5

>>70793641
what a goofy looking swede

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>>70793903
>what a goofy looking swede
What did he mean by this?

>>70791988
>Sister who's half a decade older
and how old r u? r u that qt that even sister wants u? oO

>>70792410
Just find find a fucking job, man, and move out of ur fucked up family where u get sexually harassed. I had abusive mum and grandma and stepfather too, that is why I don't live at home for the past 10 years. It's better to have shitty job and rent some dirty corner in the dorm than live like this.

>>70791988
>he doesn't love his sister
is she ugly or something?

>>70793809
Yeah, you did okay. It's not unheard of, although certainly not common. I think you got it right, she just doesn't know what's happening with her feelings/hormones, and in her drunk mind you were the closest male to her so she did what she thought was the next logical step (in her drunken state).

the problem is, if she continues to act like that while she's sober and doesn't show any shame for what she did, then you certainly have to plan how to move out asap

>>70793809
My sister has issues as well, I would tell her what she done when she is sober and tell her to get her shit together, it might fuck her head a wee bit but she wont try it again.

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Poor Aussie. His mum and sister might convert him into womanhater and he'll become a typical r9k-tier loser and will convert into rapist and probably pedophile with years or will die virgin.
Because he won't be able to maintain healthy relationships with women after what his sister and mom have done to him.
That's so sad, but his relatives mentally damaged him a lot.

>>70793957
Apparently
>>70794084
I have this debate with myself almost everyday, without a degree where's my sense of progression or guarantee for a decent salary?

I honestly wouldn't mind lifting heavy shit in a factory for a few years, but I have a love (maybe even a little talent) when it comes to Math/Statistics and feel like I'd just be wasting that if I was to lift shit all day

Where I live it's harder to find work in a trade then to get a place in University, finding a trade used to be the safe bet but it's all gone south

I just want a little comfy apartment and a decent job, apparently that's too much to ask for atm
>>70794159
If it does continue outside of her being drunk, or if it happens again whilst she's drunk - I'll use my savings to rent, find an okay job somewhere and pretty much cut ties for a good while
>>70794416
I don't know if I'll approach her about this directly yet, but if it happens again 110% she'll be getting a word.


For everyone, what's a decent job I can look for that involves some sort of Math/Statistics, has a low entry level but a sense of progression? If I could find something that satisfies that I'd never step foot in Uni and cut ties
>>70794740
Still a virgin, definitely have trouble building relationships too, but I feel like it hasn't got to the point of no return YET

I need a way out fast though guys, please give me some suggestions

>>70794884
>I have this debate with myself almost everyday, without a degree where's my sense of progression or guarantee for a decent salary?
learn programming
I've never attended a university and I earn more than the rest of my family combined.
you can freelance online, so you can save up money without leaving your house.

what the hell with these large chunks of texts in /balt/?
I'm not used to this

>>70795314
I've tried before but I would just sit there, understand the theory, do a few test programs and either get bored or not really understand how it can be applied in any practical matter

Maybe I'll give it another shot, any resources or types of programming I should focus specifically? Apparently Python goes really well with data focused programming which always interested me

getting tired lads. I don't know whether I want to go to bed or stay up and draw ebin memes

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I was victim of domestic violence too, pls stop

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>>70795838
time to post memes and prenetd to be retarded XDD

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>>70796617
>pretending
lol

>>70796066
We have very good board on 2ch where I learnt coding (2ch/pr). Unfortunatly I don't see same analogues here on 4chan. They discuss absolutly irrelevant shit on /g/.
But programming is an opportunity. You just have to spend few years learning basics and commiting your projects on github. Then move to a bigger city and search for a job. That's what I did and I don't even have any degree.
But again you need time to learn that stuff. Anyway your choice will be your choice. You can keep living with your family and hope to finish an university then find a good. But what if you will not find a job? Such situation can't last forever.

>>70794884
I don't think degree will guarantee you a good job. It's just a meme. Depends on what you've been studied tho. You can ask ur mum for money to rent a room. Explaine that you're adult man and you want to have your personal space and life. But I doubt she will pay for this since abusive mothers enjoy the abuse and she won't let you go that easy.

BIG BALTIC COCK

>>70796066
>data focused programming
start smaller
look at web programming
I recommend looking at html, php, css, javascript and mysql
that's the easiest way to start since there's a lot of job offers for small web projects.
If you really want 'data focused' programming jobs you're gonna want to start with either C# or java. Python is a pretty shit language, I recommend avoiding it all together. Java is pretty shit too for that matter, but has tons of libraries and is good for client side projects. You can look at C++ aswell, but it's frankly more difficult to grasp and development time is longer.
as for
>not really understand how it can be applied in any practical matter
that's because those shitty tutorials just give you a basic idea of how programming works.

>>70793434
>In Russia, a very similar product is called "doctor's sausage" (Russian: «Дoктopcкaя» кoлбaca).

Another proof we're Russians in denial.

>>70797150
its boiled sausage.

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Yes hello

>>70797530
hello
looks pretty good
do you like making food?

looks like no memes tonight lads, only sleep
g'night

>>70797719
Yes

>>70797800
good night pal

>>70797800
Good night, chap.

>>70797530
Gimme the recipe, lad

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hmmmh...

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>>70797800
Couldn't sleep all night despite the fact I did nothing. Not even drinking , fuck me

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>>70798872
Chop up some bell pepper and throw it on a pan, stir fry with peanut oil for a bit. Then add one some chicken breast and sliced garlic and fry a bit more. When the chicken is almost ready throw in some home made kimchi and fry that shit a bit more. Add some oyster sauce and light soy sauce with the kimchi to blend all that dank stuff together. Serve with jasmine rice (the stuff on the rice is sesame seed and wasabi mix).

Kimchi recipe:
Get a head of nappa/chinese cabbage and cut it into big chunks.
Put that in a bowl and add ca 70-80 grams of sea salt and mix it all in with your hands. Pour in water till it covers the cabbage. Put a plate and something heavy like a can of beans on the cabbage to press it down a bit and let it sit for like 12-24 hours (also cover the bowl with plastic wrap or something). After waiting drain the cabbage and rinse it a few times and set it aside to drip. Throw in some chopped green onions and fine strips of korean radish. Make a mix of 6 cloves of garlic, 1 tablespoon of grated ginger, 6 tablespoons of korean gotchugaru chili, a teaspoon of salt and sugar and couple of tablespoons of fish sauce. Finally mix all that shit together and put it in jars. Keep the jars at room temperature for like 3-4 days and then transfer them into the fridge. The best taste develops after a week.
NB! Kimchi is smelly as fuck. No matter how tightly you seal the jars it'll stink up your kitchen and fridge. It might even attract some korean qts.

Pic related - it's kimchi.

>>70799788
Sounds interesting. Are you some sort of a koreaboo? I've never heard of kimchi

What are you up to?

>>70799788
fatty

>>70800447
sexing ur mum

>>70800447
watching /hwndu/

>>70800447
Laying in bed, slowly waking up.

>>70801419
What do you do on your days off?

>>70801386
>hwndu
?

>>70800447
heating up the sauna

>>70801649
http://hewillnotdivide.us/
>>>/pol/111043798

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Never take a shit too fast im telling you it's not good

One time i had to take a huge shit and after i forced it out I got a hemorhoid on my ass the size of a golf ball

stay healthy friends

>>70801480
Depends on where I am.
If I'm coastal I'll swim in the beach, if I'm in highlands I just go for a long walk. If there a touristy site close by I'll go check it out, which is usually some war memorial park or natural feature. Also do grocery shopping.

I'm in port Moresby since yesterday, so today I'll grocery shop at the markets, then arvo beers most likely.

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Imagine being Mikoto's older sister, who comes home drunk and shows him her tits.

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Can we ban russians from 4chan again already?

>>70801839
thx

>>70802053
that is youcrane

>>70802094
>Russiia
>Ukraina

What is difference?

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>>70801839
>http://hewillnotdivide.us/
wtf is this? explain the meme pls.

>>70802167
we're your friend

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>>70802053
'no'

my dream bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqTLSZqLqiI

>>70802053
*licks ur bumhole*
dare to say this again now

>>70802292
How did my hemorhoid taste like?

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>>70802176
season 1 was amazing.
season 2 has some good moments
here's the OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJYU--gt0tY

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Arbu mu raud, vaob päeva varju see vaev. Ütle mu leid, surmasirbi nüüd nürib roe. Sulatuld, vaena mu raud rao taud kah hinge haud. Vimm kogu täel rau haud kalk surmaraud. Säen sirgu end päevakoiduks, pea selgas ja käsi on rusikas.

Märgi mu vaim, kaob lõõma tõrdene vimm, ütle mu leid, manamõõga sööb sadusoe. Surmaund, arbu mu raud tao vaod jälk vaenutaud. Eha tund, loit lahvat tääl kao naod võõr varataud.

Liialt verd valand võim, kaua kannatab kõveras selg?


Only true Estonians with warrior blood understand this

>>70801956
>tfw my sis would never show me her tits

>>70797025
hot

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>>70802965

Ei mind arvatud meheksi, kui ma sündisin sõgeda, kui ma kasvin kallis venda. Illu isale hirmuksi

Pandi mind põldu kündemaie, adramaada ajamaie. Ära kündsin hallid härjad katkestasin küüdud härjad. Adrad otsiti ojasse valjad vagude vahele, veli vandus hundiluuksi, sõsar soesugulaseks

Ma pole sündind kündijaksi, kündijaksi külvajaksi. Ma olen sündind sõjateele venda vaenu veere pääle. Sündisin piiki peossa, väitsa varvaste vahele, nuga nurgiti suussa,
tapper teise õla päälle

Olen sõjasüda terasharma hinge sirgeselga soosoerd

retrowave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9cZSLfh7Xw

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>Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjsemNhze7U

should've linked this one 2bh, where my retrowave bros at

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Valentines day is coming up. Why must there be a day to point out how lonely i am?

>>70804313
Just don't think too much about it, like i do

>>70804140
not here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMKkbco7UFE

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>>70803659
>>70802965
Lets be real here: ancient balts were retarded savages, thats why they got rekt so bad by everyone. Had there not been Germans to civilize us, we would still be russian tier subhumans

>>70804313
heh you still have some time to find someone
jest b yourself

Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mtfnfQoAco

>>70804810
Im happy being alone. Other ppl just dont understand it.

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>will never have a gf
>will never dance with someone in schools valentine's ball
the fact my "friend" keeps asking me why i dont have one and if i have my eye on anyone doesnt help

>>70804313
valinetines day is a shitty holiday invented by jews designed to make you spend money on stupid gifts
if you don't participate you are made feel bad (either lonely or cheap)

>>70804854
well clearly you are not judging by your earlier post

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>tfw incel robot
>>70804963
you can say that about any holiday

>>70800992
I'm super fit desu.
>>70800017
No I just like food and enjoy different cuisines. Kimchi is based - try it.

>>70804963
>muh jews
>>>/pol/

>>70805014
Literally saying
>muh jews
is a sign of standard jewish tactics.

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>>70804967
women are a meme, only things important in this world are money and power

>>70805014
((((((((((((Goldbergs))))))))))))))))
>>70805097
exactly

>>70804313
you can draw me a Valentine on the Valentine's day :3

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>>70805097
>>70805153
Just remember that one day you will pay for your antisemitism, goyim.

>>70805130
well if you would have those things you would easily find some girl

>>70804939
If this Is true, get off your phone and 4chan when you're at school.
You're literally forced to sit in rooms with females your age, don't waste this time. If you can't managed to form a relationship now you're gonna suck shit after you leave school.

>>70805333
>meme numbers are culture value
is KEK secretely a ((((jew))))?

>Paying for water is literally paying jews to access of the most vital source of life.

lol
anime

>>70802746
ebin scenes

>saturday night
>bf went out with his ***colleagues***
feels like he's cheating on me

>>70805657
he is lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NjkfHbK6BE

braliukas help
what is this shit

>>70805805
what do u want?

>>70805903
what is that show?

Anyone watch Vikings?
dat shit cool mayne

>>70805941
some night show knockoff

>>70805963
good/bad?

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Explain yourselves

>>70805998
dont really watch it, but probably gonna guess from that video, not very original.

>>70805657
You have an online relationship with a 17 year old, which your bf knows about but you keep lying to him saying it's nothing. He knows it's not "nothing" and that 17 year old knows its not "nothing".

Your irl bf probably did go out to get some pussy, to get back at you for your shitty behaviour.

>>70806104
the fuckin russian makes up shits to get (you)'s save (you)'s from this You bait.

Has a black person ever been to space/landed on moon? Rly made me think right now

>>70806166
Sorry, I was triggered for a moment.

I forgot this was an ignore Russians edition /bantz/.

>>70806301
now you know why its that edition ;-D, your welcome

>>70806284
>Has a black person ever been to space
yes quite a lot of them
>landed on moon
no

btw you don't know how to use google or any other search engine?
Estonia is such an advance country, but can't even do such a simple things
kinda strange

>>70806486
do monkeys count to the that?

>>70806508
no they don't

>>70806486
you seem upset
don't grab the hangmans rope yet my friend

>>70806600
Hello eesti..

>>70806600
I'm not upset

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA1e-HbptGg

lfmao.

>>70806692
time will heal all wounds my friend do not go for it

Is there any ruskie lurking? I want to ask a question other than this one.

>>70807046
oh please...
stop this meme

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>>70807046

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>>70806104
>You have an online relationship with a 17 year old
wtf are you kidding me? why do normies make such a big deal out of internet?? nothing is real here and everyone is just an anime-tier cartoon with multiple personalitites. not like I'm hanging out on fb liking pics of random chads from my real account and sendling them naughty messages (like my bf does btw)

>>70807192
go back to the /monkeyland/

>>70807234
Sorry, I only browse here, not aware of any /monkeyland/, though I only appear here to show hand and post picture of Dostoyevsky from time to time.

>>70807070
I'm here. AMA

>>70807300
Hey, I have the documents of my бaбyшкa, would be hard to prove I have slav descendancy and move to Russia?

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>>70807287

>>70807287
>>70807338
>reads Dostoyevsky
>wants to move to "Russia"
>is from Brazil
Simply wew, my lad.

>>70807767
exactly

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>>70807767
>Is cold
>No niggers
>Agreeable people to talk to
>Good neighbors like Latvians, Estonians, Lithuanians and others
>No niggers
>No niggers
Why not?
It's better than watching these niggers take my property and making revolutions out of the blue.

>>70807881
hehehe always liked the way chimps chimpout
>walk on sidewalk
>Push some other nigger
>he pushes back
>you shoot him
>Cop shots you
>Whole block loots and protests

whew

>>70808035
Not likely, it's called "Movement of Those Without Earth" , here in Brazil MST - Movimento Sem Terra - they are communists trained with militia tactics by ex-KGB operatives in Colombia that want a landowner reform.
Meaning : 'We'll take your land just cause... and since we're an organization not recognized by the government we can kill your cattle, kill your family, steal everything you have, and we'll never be prosecuted'
How's that for a good country?

>>70808035
When Venezuela changed gears - when they bought new armament from Russia - they sold the other weapons to those groups, they have places where they keep those weapons here, while all the population is forbbiden to have guns.
They already attacked my family farm once when only my grandfather, grandmother and aunt were there.

not sure why everyone thinks estonia is winter wonderland or some shit

>>70808239
>Communists attacked my farm

Now you know how balt felt in 1940.

>>70808245
I remember when that Swede showed the propaganda of your country and a Estonian laughed about it, said it was good for tourism.
I think it was the first time I ever entered this board.

>>70808289
We had a war here with them in Brazil, the military won but they entered our Schools/Journals/Television, it's just basically a Cultural Marxist country.
They planted bombs on colleges to kill children, stole people's money, kidnapped other people, but the military killed or arrested/tortured the others.
The amount of suffering here can never be compared to what they did to /balt/ though, I can't compare that.

>>70807338
lol, I don't think that would be hard to move to Russia from Brazil, documents might help (not sure). But finding a job in Russia without speaking Russian would be hard I think. I saw some niggers working as promoters near subway though.

What's ur favorite threads on /gif/?
Mine are:
>>>/gif/9984952
>>>/gif/10017782

>>70808385
now u have casus beli to attack their farms, just think about it.

>>70807881
That's funny, I love Latin countries, I'd trade my place with you just to live in a warm country near the beautiful sea (that's my dream, I plan to downshift somewhere in Latin America or Thailand when I'll be older).

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freaking faggot

>>70808530
I live far from the sea, I've never seen it in my life to be honest, could pick up the car and go there but people say it's dangerous to swim on it, so to me it's kind of pointless if I can't see water and swim on it that's sort of useless.
I live in the midwestern portion of the country.
There's a lot of farms here, population is kinda of low, 200k to 300k habitants depending on the city.
I live close to Pantanal, not sure it would appeal to you, there's wild animals like panthers and such.

>>70808415
Much obliged for answering, I'm in the process of learning your language.
Speaking is easier than writing.

>>70791595

I know this is banter but why would you even joke about this?

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>>70808658
Sometimes I have colorful dreams about places like this. Russia is really grey and depressing. That's why I spend all the time on Internet.
Why is it dangerous? Because of sharks?
> there's wild animals like panthers and such.
cool

>>70808728
you serious?

>>70808703
do you have any degree or useful skills? you could probably work as a translator or teacher of English/Portuguese.

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>/balt/
>Brazilians
>Russians
>Danes

I truly do hope this simian eventually moves to r*ssia for a dose of reality

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>>70808844
Sharks, niggers around the beach that can cut your finger off just to steal your marriage ring and things of the sort.
We don't have 'comrades that walks on all fours in the taiga' but we have these.
There is also the equivalent of Mountain Lion in the United States of America and this one but all black.

>>70808909
I'm self taught in English, German, Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, I don't have a degree.
I tried veterinary school here, but it was just a meme, they wanted to push propaganda all the time at the Government University, when a teacher spoke about revolution and that kind of garbage, my father had cancer and I dropped the college to care for my family.

>>70809110
aww, it's cute.
>>70809226
I think with so many languages you could work as a teacher or translator here. Bu I bet you'll get depressed and freeze to death after few months here. Winters in Moscow are absolutly awful. you'll need a car to move.

late night retrowave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjsemNhze7U

>>70809686
You already posted this.

>>70809641
It's not cute! It's dangerous!
They eat cattle offspring, sheeps, pigs and such.
When you're out around the forrest they usually respect the horse, but that's about it, some people tame them for pets but it's unusual nonetheless, they're savage animals.
Yeah, I understand it's very cold, a russian got mad at me for 'living in hot paradise while you're freezing', but I like the cold better than heat.
I'll search more information about it and talk to the embassy, I'll see what can be done, I probably could have a nice start at it if I sell my house here before moving.
Much obliged for speaking and answering.
>To everyone, I also understand why you call us monkeys and are mad at us, if this place gets crowded with brazilians it's bad, there's pardos and niggers on the internet also, they don't behave very good.

>>70809937
why did you come here braziliann farmer?

>>70809982
You're the best posters on /pol/, alongside americans and russians.

>>70809732
my pc must be broken or something, ctrl + c started to not register more often

Forgot to mention aussies, eternal banters and friendly as fuck.

>>70810116
i dont know, photo of ur farm as a proof.

need a poo, 2bh

>>70810153
Would be unable to get timestamp, only if I drive 300 klicks there right now and take the photo by the morning.

>>70810204
whelp if u feel unsafe and think that being russian will make you safe go ahead, just beware of eternal slav.

>>70810289
Will that ever change?
Even Dostoyevsky had that sort of argument in 'The Brothers Karamazov'.
They think they have a role to play in the salvation of the world.
Like I said before, Joseh Conrad called that 'Cinism'.

Joseph Conrad*

>>70810375
What?

>>70810432
There's a Prophecy of Mary that speaks about that desire of Russia to be the 'salvation of the world', it's hard to explain, I've heard it a hundred times.
It might be all fuss, but some of them take it seriously.

>>70810432
'The errors of Russia will spread throughout the world', something around those terms.

>>70810504
w/e

>>70810613
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_of_the_Sun
This, is a Catholic belief.

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>>70810375
>>70810416
>>70810504
>>70810545
>>70810681
???

>>70810681
first time heard of this.
HEIL PERKUNAS

>>70810909
>>70810910
It's a prophecy that stated that Russia should be consecrated, otherwise it would spread it's mistakes throughout the world.
But there were 7 popes and none of them ever did what was told to be done because of the Orthodox Church in Russia and policies in the Catholic Church as if Virgin Mary were some kind of unknown person working for the Vatican.
It happened before World War I, warning about World War II and saying it should be done to cause no more harm.
What I meant by Dostoyevsky book is that he still had that sentiment of Russia playing a might role in the world.

mighty*.
But it's religious stuff, some people might not take it seriously beside Christians in general.
Sorry to bother you with that.

THROW THE JEWS DOWN THE WELL
SO WE COULD MAKE OUR COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN

Feels like a cuck

>>70807881
>no niggers
>no immigrants
lmoa, how naive, there are cunts even poorer than us out there whose population move here in large numbers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5zVtifGxQE

>>70809937
Woah, you have a house and you can drive to the sea? Do want pet Russian (female)?

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You
Just
Don't
Know

>>70811683
Shut up, dum dum.

>>70811683
Don't know what?

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How
Beautiful
You
Are

>>70811567
It just seems unlikely to me, honestly speaking, Europe is such an awesome continent, most people that go there - atleast from a Latin America point of view - only do so to dig into more propaganda to spread around here in Brazil and other such places.
>>70811606
Don't say such thing, Russian women are proud and honest, there's some guys around that say that after their 20s they already have children and want a guy to support them and so forth, but I don't believe such thing, I think that most women in the /balt/ and Russia all alike are virtuous, unlike women here.

ah yes, Russia is salvation of the world. This is why I like Latinos, they treat us like some sort of the white gods minus western degeneracy.

>>70811791
We are not Europe tho

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>>70811791
>Russian women are proud and honest
Fucking kek.

>>70811683
hey... so we're in online relationships.. if you didn't know that - I'm informing you

>>70811767
Y-you too...

>>70811804
Dostoyevsky wasn't Latino.
>>70811861
Aren't they?... The same as Latvian, Estonian and Lithuanian women?
Some guys here spoke about having difficulty even to speaking with them because they were shy.
You can't possibly compare a Latina with people that live in your countries, it's dishonest.

i rol out
skrr skrrt

>>70811791
nuh, I'm likely childless. Only dumb cunts like my mum get married, born kids, divorce and search for a supporter. This is absolutely degenerative. I'll better die childless

Yes, they are shy around strong tanned men, but just love humiliating and cheating on van'kas

>Brazilian knows our women better than we do

hmm

>>70812005
I only know what you spoke about, other than that would be guessing.

first time agreeing with dweeb, still wont give him you's

>>70811117
Didn't 2 popes consecrate russia? I was told it was a prophecy for the saving of the western world

>70812074
Your dad is a dweeb

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>>70812032
russian women arent the same as baltic women

>>70811936
I know but you're telling about salvation of the world like smth positive. For Russians saving someone from something is always big bloody sacrifice and suffering. Like we saved Europe in ww2, then we have to save Serbs from NATO or Syria from ISIS or Europe from the Golden Horde. Or we gave lots of money to the commie countries in Latin America while starving ourselves. Constantly saving everyone is a heavy burden. Like The cross of Jesus.

>>70812093
They haven't, they made appointments to talk with Russian higher 'priests' but it never got really done by the standards of the prophecy.
If you got more information on the matter I would certainly be interested in understanding.

>>70812122
Implying you know anything about women, underage virgin.

>>70812177
yes i share my country with some

>>70812122
It never crossed my mind to comparing both, I just stated what I knew from what people here in /balt/ spoke.
>>70812138
What USSR did here was not saving, the big problem here was what the communists did to Colombia, they turned it into a worldwide drug dealer to support communists parties in Latin America and it all went so wrong to the point where we had 12 countries here under a communist party.
And yet, most of the money went to USSR, not saying it went to the people per se, but it went to the Olirgarchs and others.
FARC and Foro de São Paulo were the one's responsible for that.

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>>70812177
Fuck what faggot op says
Hello my russian brothers

>>70812154
Unfortunately I have the same interest as you, yet I only get linked to the Wikipedia page when I ask for info

>be me

>>70812274
>listening to virgins

ah yes

i see

truly this time

>>70811983
Sorry for not answering, rule number 1 is:
'There are not women the internet'

>>70812344
>be you
>get dubs
Bravo Estonia

>>70812300
It does have books on the subject, but they are hard to find, the same goes for honest people not biased in any way.
>>70812359
What do you mean by virgins?.. The guys here talk/interact to people, they go partying and everything.

>>70812437
XD

And if you're fan of Dostoevsky, you should visit Saint Petersburg cuz he lived there. It's beautiful city. It's also depression but this depression is aesthetic and Dostoevsky-tier.

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>>70812367
But I am a woman, anon. ;^)

>>70812474
dosto a shit
tolstoy is mai litfu

>>70812437
Mikoto doesn't interact with anyone. He's autistic basement dweller.

>>70812550
Hello can you answer me one question?

>>70812474
It's saddening when I knew about his family, his peers were taxi drivers and such.
I couldn't understand how such a famous writer read throughout the world would have relatives living in poverty.
I do love his works, they are meaningful in the psychological sense and the whole experience he had throughout his life.

>>70812550
Woah, you sent me your nudes. That means we're in online relationships now and we're making cyber sex and I'm a cheater.

>>70812287
Thank you, Australian man
>>70812474
Pidrograd is degenerate. So were Dostoevsky and his characters. Yet it's still my second fauvorite city in this cunt packed with top weed

>>70812613
Yes, anything.

>>70812769
Good
I have been thinking long time about moving to Papua New Guinea. How hard would it be for me to move there for a month or two or longer and would you help me to settle in?

>took pics of my legs
>sent them to the 17 yo friend just to prove that I'm girl
>bf saw me taking the pic
>he wants to break up with me for doing this
>meanwhile it's 4 o'clock in the morning and he still isn't at home probably cucking me somewhere else
men

>>70812745
Aliosha was never degenerate, neither Stepanovich on 'Demons'.

>>70812785
Why on earth would you want to move there?

Alyosha*, sorry for misspelling.

>>70812788
>tfw the whole world still doesn't use msk time
Why

>>70812367
'There are not women on the internet*'
Was what I meant, my bad, somewhat drunk.

>>70812640
He was even repressed and sent to Siberia

>>70812979
Yes, he lost a child, like me, but he went back home and kept writing.
But he went to Siberia under the Tzar, or am I mistaken?

>>70812876
Extraordinary nature. Been thinking about Pitcairn island and such also but the small islands like that dont have any nature compared to Papua New Guinea.

>>70812785

What he said >>70812876

You only want to live here for a few months??
You will have issues getting a visa for a period like that.

Sorry, post more questions if you want, but I'm on my way out to do some shopping.
I'll answer when I get back in this thread or the next one.

>>70813137
>>70813163
Never mind its just a stupid dream I have. Going somewhere away from civilization. Maybe some day

Bf said he's in cafe with the friend. At 4 am. Does he think I'm stupid?

>>70813021
Yes, under the Tzar. What does it mean you lost a child?

>>70813280
artusis is mine now

>>70813316
No, Artusis is just my dream ideal bf. my real bf is worse (dumb chubby balding manlet)