Iced tea edition
OOOOOO CANADAAAAAA
>>70775090
literally fuck you
>>70774922
>>70775078
horrid
>>70775101
very true
>>70775090
>>70775108
>>70775115
I wish I could punch all of you.
One time in senior year of high school, a girl I was talking to asked if I remembered this fat kid from my eight grade class and if I talked to him recently. I was that fat kid.
Just found out my sister called my mom and cried on election night.
I fear for the future where memes will become a reality more often and for the greater evil.
the gf
whiskey desu
>>70775108
Arizona is for poor people
>>70775123
driving cross country in june
ill get you
lads
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485917765007.webm
>tfw no redpilled qt jewyorker gf
>>70775141
Fucking kill yourself. Arizona is patrician tier.
>>70775141
Arizona is both delicious and cheap
literally god tier
>>70775149
Where's the filtə m8
i can't whistle
i literally have never whistled
CANADIAN LOBSTER
money is worthless
>>70775153
https://a.pomf.cat/vhwdvd.webm
>>70775115
had this the other day for the first time and it's so fuggin good
>>70775130
LOL
>>70775153
She was cute
>>70775176
my heart
>>70775173
>>70775173
I think you mean the CAD
>>70775194
yes, we know
>>70775156
>>70775167
It's Nestea and Brisk or go fuck ya mutha. Arizona is for the mooleys.
>>70775205
>>70775194
His nose looks like his left father's nose in the bottom two rows
>>70775210
>nestea and brisk
>>70775210
Yeah well at least I'm not gay like you, fag
Forgot how good Kids Next Door was.
>>70775210
>Nestea and Brisk
Kill you're self, even Maccas and DunkinDs has better tea than that shit
>>70775214
>tfw no 70's witch gf
>>70775115
This shit mixed with some Crown Royal
>>70775226
>>70775242
Nestea and Brisk are the champagne of the Iced tea world.
>Couple having loud sex in the hotel room next to me finally stopped
Thank God
>>70775176
What did she say?
>>70775130
at least you were remembered
>>70775261
>tfw no genie gf
>>70775115
good taste
>Nestea and Brisk are the boxed wine of the Iced tea world.
ftfy
>>70775273
You should have loudly maturbated
Rate
>>70775275
Sieg Heil
Lemon Snapple is unironically the best iced tea. Everything else is HFCS/aspartame/sucralose, oversweetened and/or has some nasty artificial flavor taste.
I can't really quantify what's wrong with nestea/brisk but they're awful.
>>70775273
>not joining them
baka desu senpai
>>70775273
why are you posting from an hostel
>>70775273
Why didn't you knock on their door and offer to join in?
>>70775273
we wuz Mexicans and shit
>>70775299
Too afraid of people desu senpai
What's wrong with Canadians?
>Slap man with pizza
>Call him a fag
>Tell him to take it easy
>Get fuckin' rocked
>Act like a victim when you post the video
Or was this just "looking for a tilly"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpDzj7FbmP0
I guarantee the best iced tea is some homo shit at Whole Foods
>>70775294
Arnold palmer used to be dank, but I can only find the lite shit now.
>>70775273
should called the cops on assumption that you thought someone was being raped next door
>>70775287
Arizona would be a 40 oz of Old English
>>70775294
>Snapple
Literal child detected
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bryhnvJLN5
pls rate my english.
can I move here?
I'm a refugee from the shithole that is lat and need a new home.
>>70775313
Probably publix
>>70775327
Better than the average CHI
Chinook salmon > Atlantic salmon
>>70775327
>pls rate my english
broken
>>70775327
how dank are your memes?
>>70775313
Actually da bes is Arizona
Is peace tea /cum/?
I think it's likely NWO communist chinese propaganda
>>70775326
>no true scotsman
Lack of argument detected
The best iced tea is the one you brew yourself
I have a terrible head ache right now
>>70775334
Oh FUCK a half gallon of sweet tea from publix
Used to grab that shit at midnight and drive around town chugging it
>>70775367
same
I'm drunker than i've ever been. gonna sleep like a baby tonight. feels good man.
Arizona has too many flavors to generalize. I tried their black and white recently and it was really meh.
>>70775363
Peace tea is WAY too fucking sweet
>>70775359
The corn syrup gives it this really nasty taste
>>70775310
>pizza slap knockout
canadians
>>70775350
I can write pretty fast, but I need practice regarding reading and talking.
have nobody here IRL who is native to practice.
guess I'll do vocaroos.
>>70775352
I made a trump video.
>>70775375
sounds pathetic desu
>>70775359
Kill yourself
>>70775365
I don't need an argument, your taste is objectively BAD.
>>70775379
I suggest you eat a piece of fruit and chug some water.
>The best iced tea is the one you brew yourself
>>70775390
Yeah I am, your point?
>>70775379
Enjoy your shit-tier quality sleep and being wide awake in four hours
t. insomniac who's done a metric fuckton of research on sleep
>>70775388
Listen to people speak English on Youtube or something and mimic that. I'm doing the same for German
>>70775310
that was jokes
everything has a cause and effect lmao
Who here can actually speak more than one language? I can.
>>70775431
i was in french immersion in elementary school but i forgot how to actually speak french
>>70775392
>Canada has the shittiest taste in tea and the shittiest attitude to match
At least Mexibros can appreciate a decent beverage, can we repurpose the border wall to go along the north instead?
>>70775431
yes
>>70775431
CHI
>>70775431
I understand most spanish but can't speak it
>>70775455
I can't speak Spanish at all, although I can pretend to know how to read in it.
>>70775431
I learned enough Spanish in high school to hold basic conversations, but I've forgotten it by now
>>70775443
posting this on facebook rn
>>70775467
Post this too.
>>70775431
Fluently? Nah. But I think I could use Dutch well enough to live there
>>70775472
it's amazing how this ended up being somewhat accurate
>>70775414
yeah, bro, tomorrow I'll start to post vocaroos.
Hey...
We don't got much old money...
got a lotta new money doe...
>>70775467
>>70775480
And this, along with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_zkKciuIpA
Just a friendly reminder not to bully Quebec
>>70775480
>2010
Ummm literrally not current year, like at all
quebec a shit
>>70775431
Half-fluent in German for whatever the fuck that's worth. Was decent with Spanish but forgot all of it after highschool
RAIN DROP
>>70775520
You can post this then.
LOLLIPOP
anime?
CROP TOPS
>>70775520
>>70775535
This too.
>>70775532
...S KEEP FALLING ON MY WINDOW
BELLY FLOP
CALIFORNIAS MOM TOOK A FAT KNOT
>>70775520
>>70775535
>>70775558
This as well.
>>70775535
It seems 90% of blacks actually kill other blacks.
how pol be against this?
>>70775575
>>70775558
>pacific islander arrests doubled in 1 year
what the fuck
>>70775384
Corn syrup free bitch
>>70775576
They kill many humans as well. I want them to kill each other in another country, far away from me.
>>70775596
>diet green tea
IT ALREADY HAS NO CALORIES OR CARBS WTFFFF
>>70775596
>Diet
So it has aspartame and/or sucralose ruining the taste instead. Honestly they need to drop the $.99 gimmick, charge a little extra, put real sugar in and market the fuck out of the fact.
>>70775589
howlies out
>>70775523
I said don't
BLACKED memes are funny, right?
M
Man
Manit
Manito
Manitoba
>>70775431
Understand Russian, can speak it okay-ish
>>70775606
It does though
>>70775613
Sucralose, it's good once you get used to the taste
>>70775630
Vocaroo yourself speaking Russian
I'll rate it
If I could only post one picture to Myspace, I'd choose this one. Really activates my almonds.
>>70775648
>.gif
am I a normie?
I'm a dindu
>work as a janitor
>cleaning the women's bathroom
>notice a little lump of shit on the back of toilet seat (see pic related)
>realize I'll likely never get an opportunity like this again
>kneel down
>so turned on my dick is literally in paint and I get barely steady myself I'm shaking so much
>put my lips over the lump of shit
>suck and lick it up
>rich earthy bitter fills my mouth
>like the most intense mushroom and cabbage flavor
>Immediately cum in my pants as I swallow the shit down
The only time I've ever had such an opportunity, the only other turds I've seen have been unflushed ones in the bowl, but they're way to messy to bother with, however I am considering bringing some black plastic bags with me so I can snag any unflushed leftovers I see, but I'm worried about being caught.
>>70775655
yes
>>70775638
It's not that I can't speak it correctly, it's that I can't remember a lot of the words.
>>70775654
I meant to post this, and by picture, I meant folder.
>>70775665
lel
I made a fake account and start adding all the people I can.
got that number in 4 hours.
normies are mentally retarded.
What's the DNC platform right now?
>>70775701
insert niggers into anus
PROFIT. also fuck DRUMPF
>>70775662
kys
>>70775701
"Fuck Drumpf fuck white people"
>>70775701
DRUMPF XD
>>70775690
Normies legitimately consider posting inane dribble on Facebook a social life. I regularly talk to people on Steam and that apparently makes me a chad by comparison
>>70775701
>muh elizabeth warren
>muh obstructionism
>muh peaceful protest
they're pretty much entirely reactionary, which is disappointing. Trump really has them on the backstep.
>>70775701
The fantasy of getting Trump impeached.
>normies posting shit on facebook have a better social life than me
Sad!
>>70775701
FUCK DRUMPF
>>70775701
Waiting uncomfortably for four years, because they're guaranteed the next presidency.
any girls/traps on?
>>70775733
I'm using facebook to research the girls near me.
>>70775767
sure
>>70775759
>they're guaranteed the next presidency.
;)
wew buds, a bit inebriated
>>70775759
lmao
>>70775701
"Trump is bad"
Literally it. No wonder they lost. They had no fucking platform even before the election
>>70775759
(You)
>>70775781
Explains why you think Donolf Drumpler isn't going to be elected president in 2020
Need a foot massage rn lads
wewing @ Berkeley
California sure is a lawless land
-_-"
>>70775795
*snatches it quickly*
>>70775805
uh, because he like, uh feel the Bern. Equality, End racism.
>Trump builds wall
>deports legal and illegal immigrants alike
>puts in 5th conservative justice, guaranteeing anything he wants
H-He'll lose in 2020 you guys.
>>70775805
Leftists suffer from frontal lobe damage, possibly from birth.
They don't think as humans might.
>>70775837
Nobody who voted for or against him know jack shit about his policies, but nobody is giving him a second term once he abolishes net neutrality
Who /real depression hours/ here
>>70775837
>deports legal immigrants
What?
instead of building a wall, why can't we build a force field?
What's the most Canadian thing you did today?
LET'S GO WATCH SOME ANIME BUDS
http://pastebin.com/vgRDXfJ9
CYTUBE ROOM LINK IN PASTEBIN
im eating a ice cream cone with gummy bear and rainbow sprinkle toppings hee hee
>>70775861
do you have force field money?
>>70775863
Fucked my bf
>>70775857
>>70775863
Got sucked off by a dog
>>70775850
>abolishes net neutrality
Maybe Trump haters should be protesting this specifically instead of just marching around with buzzword signs.
>>70775863
Counted to 15 without using my fingers
>>70775863
Went outside in a t shirt in twenty something degree weather
>>70775865
PLEASE RESPOND I'M LONELY AND BORED
Dear Mr. Tatsuhiro Satou,
I am pleased to inform you that you have been specially selected to participate in my project. Please come to Mita Park at 9 o'clock tonight.
Misaki Nakahara
>>70775863
I ate a bison burger and enjoyed it with a cold strawberry Crush
>>70775863
Complained about winter while at the same time making fun of people who can't handle winter
>>70775891
As I said, both sides of the coin are retarded. He's still a preferable option to Hillary but he's not the literal second coming of Christ
>>70775856
we out here
>>70775915
stay away from me
>>70775880
Is this another anonymous leak said to one news agency with unsubstantiated evidence?
>>70775928
I fucking hope not.
>>70775625
do you live in south africa?
>>70775915
I'm gonna go for a night walk in a couple hours and hope that a drunk driver veers off the road and hits me.
i aint got no beans
GET ME OUT OF HERE
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS
I'M GOING TO EXPLODE
ALL OVER YOU
CAN YOU FEEL MY PAIN
REACHING BOILING POINT
GONNA TAKE YOU ALL OUT
MAKE YOU ALL PAY
IN MY WORLD
MY FUCKING WORLD
MY WAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>70775912
WE ARE WATCHING GUNDAM. ME AND ONE OTHER ANON.
M
Ma
Man
Mana
Manat
Manate
Manatee
>>70775915
sorry I'm supposed to be masturbating to anime tiddies by that hour
>>70775951
Feb 4: second mosque attack in canada this year
>>70775880
>deport more legal immigrants
>>70775880
IMMIGRANTS BTFO
cock a doodle doo it's time for chicken
cock a doodle doo it's time for a feast
i love chicken with a shitty smell
and that's why i love cluckin' bell
cara has the most beautiful eyes
prove me wrong
>>70775897
>Canadians are actually this stupid
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_119_instructional-diagrams-people-who-suck-at-everyday-life_p3/#3
>>70775966
I'm in there, just not gonna make an account
alexandre has beautiful eyes
prove me wrong
>>70776039
He looks like Dan Radcliffe.
>>70776039
he looks like he has down syndrome.
*points and laughs at new jersey*
>>70776039
He looks like a beta.
>>70776069
>>70776054
>>70776053
doesnt disprove his eyes being beautiful
>>70776057
t. PA/NY or some southeast shithole
>>70776083
>actually admitting to being from jew jersey
Phone posting at a bar buds
>>70775915
>>70775925
>>70775944
>>70775970
Don't worry. It'll be ok. I know how to help with your problems. You might find this hard to believe, but I've actually come here tonight to rescue you. Welcome to the project, anon.
>>70776057
>>70776091
>not being from NJ
Might as well kill yourself because you sure aren't living
>>70775863
I said sorry because I didn't realize a person was behind me so I didn't hold the door open for them
How do I set my flag as nothing
>>70776096
fuck off kid, we don't want any
After spending more than a month on /cum/ posting almost daily i have noticed a pattern.
Mexicans only (You) me to throw insults at me.
Canadians mostly ignore me and our interactions feel awkward.
Americans seem to love me and rarely waist an opportunity to gimme (You)s.
Really makes me think.
>>70776039
what's so special about his eyes?
TRIPLE
SIX
FIVE
FORKED
TONGUE
>>70776114
Go to a proxy, set your location to Sweden
>>70776091
>implying any worse than aforementioned states
Moving to CO but trust me when I say I've been all over the country and NJ really isn't even that bad compared to most of the country which is either complete fucking trash or flyover.
>waist
shan't
why are Westerns so fucking comfy
goddamn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNhOfBrCHlg
>PewDiePie and now JohnTron are starting to get tired of the insanity of the extreme left
this is a weird timeline and I want to get off
>not being from NJ
>Might as well kill yourself because you sure aren't living
>>70776119
Your waifu is shit
AMERICA IS /NOT/ FOR SALE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER
>>70776136
/our guys/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw
>>70776123
Zach Hill is a literal cuck
>>70776120
Nothing, he cant just admit Cara has beautiful eyes so he has this crazy idea that i love white people
>>70776131
UPSS.
it happens a lot to me, learn to better phonetics.
ive never been to new jersey but i saw it from lower manhattan and it looked ok
>>70776123
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION
RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
>>70776157
things are getting so fucking weird anon
>>70776156
Jews would disagree.
>>70776136
>caring
I got a blowjob riding on a Falcons SB win
>>70776160
>Nothing, he cant just admit Cara has beautiful eyes so he has this crazy idea that i love white people
what
cara has nice eyes
>>70776188
never understood why girls will suck a dick just like that
whats the appeal?
>>70776188
Enjoy staying a virgin.
>>70776188
i hope he gives you a good one :DDD
>caring
>>70776189
Oh sorry, is just that i made the exact same post on an earlier thread and some cannuck said i liked blue eyes because i had brown eyes.
>>70776166
thx
>>70776209
they're fucking hoooohhaarrrrrsss
>daring
>>70776210
>getting a blow job is losing your virginity
>>70776209
Makes the game more fun, if patriots win I eat her out
i hear its quite popular for quebecois girls to just give out blowjobs to random strangers
>sharing
>staring
>Why yes I'm from Connecticut, how could you tell?
>>70776234
>eating a girl out with nothing in return
that sucks, man
>>70776234
t. liar
>>70776233
It is though
It's called oral SEX
Reminder "west" > east coast > southwest = west coast > midwest >>>>>>>>>>>> southeast
quebec girls love american cock
>>70776259
t. California
>he doesnt like eating pussy
Ever since i was kid and i thought about vaginas i felt like licking them.
Idk why, is just my natural instinct.
>>70776246
how horrifying
>>70776263
Do they?
>>70776272
you're gay
>>70776266
t. can't read
good to know sinaloa has always been fucked up
>>70776236
English girls suck cock within minutes of meeting one at a club
what are some good subreddits
essential viewing for anyone discussing pussy in this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI
>>70776281
>>70776291
/r/canada
>>70776291
/r/cuckold is a good one
>>70776291
/r/cuckold
>>70776246
What borough you from anyway?
>>70776257
Oral is not sex.
>>70776259
northwest >>> northeast >>> shit >> everything else
You spend your 20s sleeping around getting no husband. You end up very depressed and on welfare. Many such cases.
>>70776291
/r/SandersForPresident
>>70776299
>>70776298
>>70776309
what's the difference?
>>70776160
>Nothing, he cant just admit Cara has beautiful eyes so he has this crazy idea that i love white people
Bro, I'm a half-breed latino like you, and I don't see the appeal of Cara at all. That woman is legit ugly. I am a very ugly man myself, imagine if you combined Steph Curry and Draymond Green and you would have me, but still, Cara is not attractive. She is an ugly woman.
There are much, much prettier anglo and french women out there that you should be into. But not this Cara bitch. She's straight gross. Go for some cute anglo, or if you have to, even your cousin, Selena Gomez (no, I am not related to her, even though we have the same last name).
Break the conditioning, Mexibro. Get interested in legit cute girls. Embrace democracy, embrace freedom. Become a stable federal republic. No more of this love for ugly ladyboys or drug cartels.
>I don't eat pussy
>>70776291
Gonewild is the only thing Reddit is good for.
>i eat pussy
FIRST EPISODE OF GUNDAM 0096 OVER. DECIDE WHAT ANIME IS PUT ON NEXT.
http://pastebin.com/vgRDXfJ9
I'd rather eat a girls ass than her pussy
>>70776340
Little witch academia
>>70776340
Gundam Wing
>putting your mouth on the smelly, disease ridden vaginal jew
>>70776272
>>70776322
how is eating pussy preferable to fucking or getting your dick sucked? please explain
if you don't eat pussy you're literally a faggot
>>70776344
she poops from there, you sick fuck
>>70776349
good taste
>>70776340
Boku no pico
>>70776340
Yuru Yuri
>>70776347
>>70776349
If you can get me youtube links, I can put it on stream.
If you eat pussy you're probably fatherless
>eating the pussy of a girl thats been creampied by another guy
c u c k
>>70776354
t. someone who has never ate pussy
>>70776354
t. pussywhipped by some 2/10 obese girl
Opinions on this head?
>>70776366
>youtubeing anime
faggot
stop being near a 15 mile radius of women
>>70776373
>>70776376
how original :^)
The only anime I ever went out of my way to watch was Samurai X. Everything else I watched on toonami.
>virgins debating pussy eating
>>70776257
You can call it sex all you want, but you're a virgin if benis is not into vaginna. Strict homos are permavirgins -- except lesbians because they can at least stick their clits into their cunts
>>70776379
perfect
>>70776407
new
>>70776383
That's the only way to watch it on that website unless you have episodes downloaded and uploaded to google drive.
>>70776359
She pisses from her vagina
>>70776400
Says the casanova
>>70776414
t. retard
>>70776259
I'll eat you're face before globalists normalize cannibalism
>>70776414
[citation needed]
>>70776400
>eating pussy means I'm not a virgin
>>70776414
Reminder that squirters are unironically pissing
>>70776472
tfw you only piss ironically