1. Your country 2. How have you hurt yourself in 2017? USA >skinned

>>70763702
kicked the table leg several times with my baby toe
got finger stuck in car door and tore my nail completely off (this was 2016 actually but it still hasn't completely grown back yet)

>>70763702

Spain
>2017
>no gf yet

This hurts so much

I hurt myself today to see if I could still feel

One of my chair "legs" broke and i fell on mu back, made a little hole on my elbow.

Paraguay
Overeating/drinking

Got really close to losing another finger just yesterday. Seriously, I should stop messing with that pressure gearbox, but it's noices drive me crazy.

>>70763837
Have you tried just being yourself?

>>70763973
He should try being you instead.

Briddangia :DDD
>dangerous amount of drug use
>self harm
>tore a fingernail off
>starving self

I hit with the hammer on my finger while trying to remove an iron nail. That's all, the nail has a purple tone but it stop hurting.

>>70764020
I would not recommend that

i scratch my skin a lot
its probably gonna have repercussions in the long run

>>70764157
I would. Sometimes it doesen't hurt becoming someone else for a short while.

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Yeah.

I was trying to tighten the screws on my sunglasses (I was working outside and it was white from snow).

The tiny flat-head jeweller's screwdriver slipped and embedded itself deep under the nail of my thumb.

Cut finger while opening a coconut
Did a poo so big it tore my anus
Slipped down a ladder and pulled my back
Burnt hand with a soldering iron

>>70764141

Take a hot needle and puncture it, that's coagulated blood.

>>70763973
>just beeng yorsel bruh
It doesn't work man

>>70764223
Sometime I pretend not to be a manlet, it does feels good.

>>70764354
Sometimes I wan't to be a manlet. Imagine hugging a woman and your head goes straight between tits.

>>70764324
Well then change yourself, get a nice haircut brush your teeth put on some perfume, hell even start lifting and work on your charisma.

>>70764324
This desu>>70764574
Plus get a knife and always smile.

>>70764574
maybe Should I buy some ropes and chloroform?

>>70764976
Pedro please

>>70764380
That's midget tier.Manlet means taller than a
the average woman but not tall enough to be the average man

>>70764380
Just sit and wait for the prey to hug you.