/cum/

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OUR GUY

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sup guys

Kinda wanna die

>>70752663
January 1st.
;_;

IDK man use tinder and hunt for Asian tourists
Use TanTan and see if you have any legit Chinks using it where you live
Go on OKC

IDK where Chink hang out in your city but go there and just get one

I need a pick up line quick

>>70752923
"Do you wanna get raped? Cause if you refuse my offer of sex that's what's gonna happen bitch"

>>70752923
wanna succ?

>>70752917
Asian tourists are dtf?
I've always gotten the impression that fob asians are asexual desu

>>70752923
hehehey baby, you wanna see my shiny pokemon? hheheh just kidding. wanna play digimon?

>>70752872
What are your thoughts on pee

>>70752984
you're correct, that german guy is full of shit

Where the fuck is everyone?

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Why do white guys like asians so much

>>70753068
it me

>>70753084
Why do asian girls like whites so much?

>>70753055
a nice glass of urine compliments a feces meal quite well

Just went poo and didnt wash my hands lol
Hopefully I can give a normie pinkeye

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How do I develop a marketable skill? I have no interest in anything but anime and playing innawoods.

Should I just become a bum that lives in the woods?

>>70753109
They don't though
>>70753135
Say that you're an expert on international language and culture because of /int/

>>70753135
Become a forester

>>70753109
they don't

i live in a city full of chinese and almost never see interracial couples

>>70753113
Good man. I have another question that's been bothering me a lot lately
Why is it that man can pee but not poo, but cannot poo without peeing?

Think the world would improve if I just died already 2bh pham

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>canadian
>city full of chinese
>is probably chinese himself
CANNOT MAKE THIS UP

>>70753176
>city
>not having interracial couples of all types everywhere
Canadians confirmed for being more racist than americans
Whenever I go to the city I see loads of white guys with asian gfs

>>70753216
no, it wouldn't. it just wouldn't change at all. you may as well be alive :)

>>70753198
it is actually possible to poo without peeing, in other places where they don't have toilets etc. people have honed this skill

you do have the ability to control these muscles but you have never needed it and thus didn't develop the ability

>>70753153
>>70753176
Kek, here in NY some black guy literally killed himself because he thought there was a conspiracy because he saw so many asian women with white men everyday

>>70753198
>>70753285
what are you mongoloids talking about? I do not have to pee when I poop

>>70753084
Because they are sorta brown but don't act like it

>>70753163
That involves work that I am not interested in learning. If I go live in the woods, I will go to national forests or BLM land and avoid other humans while I live off the land. I could even make the occasional incursion and to steal supplies/money to buy supplies from normalfags. I could basically become a forest bandit like in my Japanese video games.

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debate me

>>70753285
Really?
I've put a lot of effort into trying to hold in my pee while I'm taking a dump
It's impossible. Is it another of the white man's burdens?

>>70753252
for whatever reason asians in canada pretty much completely segregate themselves from the local population

they don't really integrate at all, you don't even see whites and asians hanging out together, and tons of the chinese here don't even speak a word of english

i think america has focused on assimilation more rather than multiculturalism, we dun goofed

>>70753291
I remember this kek
Top meme
>>70753301
Are you white?

day-/cum/ is terrible, and this thread is proof

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Yasss slay queen
Why does she still think she's remotely relevant

>>70753354
>Is it another of the white man's burdens?
pretty much yeah

>>70753397
wtf I hate frogs now

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Hello?? Is this poutine??

>>70753373
I'm 1/16th cherokee actually

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Wow so powerful

>>70753472
I hate niggers

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This is true power

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Damn...

>>70753472
>riot cops with guns

that seems a bit foolish

>>70753472
>>70753546
Do libshits think she knocked back the cops with her blackitude or something?

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>seems a bit foolish

>>70753550
How else would they deal with the niggers? They are always outnumbered, if they didn't bring guns they'd get attacked.

>>70753581
yep

even she believes it https://twitter.com/IeshiaEvans

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Explain yourself Footkraut

>>70752843
I see somemone here has taste

>>70753605
generally you don't arm riot police with guns because of the chaos it can cause if rioters get their hands on a few cops and take their guns

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Makes me think

>>70753692
The guns are there so the niggers don't put their hands on the cops.
see>>70753546
You think a dindu is going to go for a Glock when he sees a guy brandishing a FULL AUTO BABYKILLER right next to the cop with the Glock?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_yNI3gAHNk

>>70753790
See >>70753662

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>>70753790
>math
Closed that shit hard

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>>70753652
>>70753581
kek, her twitter literally is we wuz kangz

>>70753762
well often in riots there will be a few police who get separated from the phalanx and get fucked up and they could easily snatch their guns

>>70753834
Left a best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d16LNHIEJzs


all of this fucking RACISM needs to end what the fuck

>>70753840
this has me thinking, do these blacks have no understanding of how a monarchy even works?

how can they all be kangz n sheeit? 99.9999% of the populace is not a member of the monarchy

it makes no sense

economics is probably the stupidest think in existence

>>70753850
fuck off Kim

>>70753876
>majority white country
>white people invent a thing
>that thing caters to them

is this supposed to surprise anyone?

>>70753840
I guess they think it's worth the risk and/or that department is confident in their ability to subdue daywalkers.

>>70753900
Most people in the US aren't black
Blacks are the monarchy

Ich will wieder mit dem Deutschen bitte reden.

>>70753943
yeah i'm sure there's some reasoning behind it, it's just out of the ordinary

>>70753986
>>>/gsg/

>>70753834
wow rude

>i dont understand something
>this thing is now stupid

>>70753959
oh ok, now i get it

I bet that if I ever snapped and went on a shooting rampage, when they take my computer the thing the media would focus on is my very sizable black girl folder

>>70754090
I mean that's what I assume
It's still dumb

>>70754115
No there isnt

>>70754114
well it still makes no sense because they're claiming that black americans are all descendants of Egyptian kings or other royalty

which is obviously not possible

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>>70754142

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>>70754109
post some

>>70754168
I love America.

>>70754168
Not for me

>>70754242
I love you too France

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>>70754109
>>70754238
Bestiality is gross.

>>70754312
poor people are the problem

I totally get Raskolnikov desu

alri lads

>>70754273
But I'm black.
?

so threatened

>>70754390
That isn't an excuse. You should breed with another nigger, but you shouldn't be attracted to them.

>>70754390
>black
>thinking about a school shooting
I dont believe you

>>70754422
But I'm a racist.
?

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Will there be civil war in the US?

>>70754475
Not that anon, dumbass.

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>I browse /cum/

>>70754486
I'm a racist too, I still find Mediterraneans sexy, but I'd never mate with one.

I will mate with an ugly Slavic woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

i support communism with southern characteristics now

>>70754510
probably not

the left will be tuckered out soon, especially once the federal government cuts funding to cities that don't enforce the law

>>70754562

is that a selfie?

>>70754578
americans only hate socialism because of the black people in your country

>>70754580
>cuts funding to cities that don't enforce the law
has this actually been said anywhere?

>>70754537
Wow rude

>>70754578
won't work, especially because of >>70754603

>>70754615
yeah, trump has been threatening to cut funding to universities as well as cities

not sure if he can actually do it or not though, but given how much shit he's already been doing it wouldnt surprise me if he makes it happen

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*shows up to your front door holding this*
What do?

IPAs taste like bong water

>>70754692
*cracks it half and pours you a glass of milk so we can share it while watching some anime*

>>70754692
*drops panties*

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how do they get away with this shit?

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>>70754692

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>I like to vapepost

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>>70754603
>>70754640
they can sail both ways

>>70754671
I wonder if he can do that too. It might just cause more rioting on campuses but if those schools have to use their own money for repairs it could cause them to crack down. Really glad I'm not in College anymore with all this shit going on even in Canada.

>>70754771
Evelyn Beatrice Hall: "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
freeze peach is not just a meme

>>70754771
She's just some comedy hack jumping on the bandwagon to try and stay relevant, that's how.

Social media was a mistake. Some folks don't understand garbage is best left to dairies and drunken conversations with friends.

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>>70754772
Cutecticut!

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>>70754771

Celebrities treat themselves as if they're a protected class.

>>70754849
the hypocrisy is crazy though

these people just months ago were talking about how great democracy is, and now they call for violent communist revolution

Everyone on craigslist just rolls back the miles on their cars, bunch of dickheads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UInxes95WYw

>>70754904
theyre not radicals

shes a bourgeoisie bitch

SHE would get shot along with drumpf in a revolution

>>70754904
I know. But just because you're famous doesn't mean you're not retarded.

I remember before Obama got in or around that time John Stewart had this meme thing "I disagree with you but I'm pretty sure you're not Hitler" that the left jumped all over. Now everyone who disagrees with them is literally a nazi in their opinion. They're just bandwagon jumping losers that are told what their opinions are via Facebook and headlines. They don't think for themselves.

so how is this funny/humorous

https://www.reddit.com/r/totallynotrobots/

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Nazis watch out!

>>70755091
it isn't, it looks like a forced inside joke

>>70755098
kinda stupid because following that logic they'd have to run around naked and unarmed

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>>70755098
>having this shit of taste

>>70755091
it's german humor

>>70755172
no this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cN0Jng0OJ8

>>70755141
Not really. You can have clothing commissioned by local people. But that costs money and means they have to spend money on something besides iced tea.

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>>70755141
>they'd have to run around naked and unarmed
Because they are dumb and lazy and can't make their own clothes or weapons or tea?

Ich habe gesagt: ich WILL mit dem DEUTSCHEN bitte reden

>>70755200
>iced tea is cold tea
>you can add sugar if it's not sweet enough for you
lazy desu

>>70755189
maybe the ice tea was commissioned by local people

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SOON

>>70755098
what the fuck? are communists actually open carrying on the street?

i find this very disturbing

how can someone be so delusional as to actually think the soviet union was a good thing?

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>american students

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>>70755266

>>70755232
clearly it isn't. Lipton big brand name.

>>70755324
whats funny about that too is that they use the exact symbols of the soviet union that they admit failed because it wasn't "real communism"

shouldn't they hate soviet imagery for that reason?

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>>70755266
what is problem?

>>70755350
But they're wearing big brand clothing

>>70755260
>gaming the budget with 100% tariffs or social security

kill yourself

>>70755223
Today's lesson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1hTgEg8XWo

Try to understand what is going on in this video.
Colloquial German with many swearwords and humorous use of nonsensical anglicisms.

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>>70755369
I don't think they are capable of the thought processes required to realize that.

>>70755260
link

>>70755369
the soviet union failed because the russian people wanted TV and mcdonalds

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What did he mean by this?

>>70755468
>TV is dying
>McDonald's is just another drunk food place that also allows drug deals
they made a mistake

>>70755492
something something obesity and diabetes

>“Could the right-wing come in masked, could it be 4Chan guys who come in to cause trouble so they can then turn around and do exactly what they did today, ‘Oh you have to take away the funding from Berkeley’?” asked the former MSNBC host.

>“I mean, they’re teaching science over there, they’re teaching facts. The right-wing hates facts. What a convenient Reichstag fire we just had,” Uygur said.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/the-young-turks-uc-berkeley-riots-could-have-been-right-wing-plot-by-4chan/

>>70755512
i know

imagine how cool it would be to talk to anons using the USSR flag?

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Why haven't scientists started engineering for domestic catgirls yet?

>>70755553
that flag did look pretty rad

>>70755583
Feminism

>>70755583
Securing Antarctica and towing asteroids to the Lunar colonies for mining is more important. The US will get on genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership soon.

>>70755512
>tv is dying
wut? there's more shows than ever

i unironically like mcdonalds and prefer it over almost every other fast food place

might get a quarter pounder for lunch tbqh

>>70755646
When you finally get to doing so, would you be willing to import some to Canada?

>>70755703
We will have annexed you by then, senpai.

>>70755583
women scientists are working for a secret order that doesn-

>>70755689
TV. Cable Cutting, you retard. It's extremely high among younger generations. The only reason some don't cut cable is because of sports. Only old people use landlines and TV.

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>>70755729
You leave Quebec alone!

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How do we fix Florida

>>70755297
>implying there's anything wrong with this pic

>>70755773
what does that have to do with tv?

whether you're getting it through an internet streaming service or traditional channels makes no difference, it's still TV shows

>>70755260
what is this from

>>70755803
Burn it with napalm

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>>70755795
You are going to be conquered and you're going to like it.

>>70755803
Send in the bunny

>>70755811
if the dude was black then i bet you can come up with a few bad things

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>>70755890
All we want is our independence from the rest of this cucked country.
We will be your ally!

>>70755414
Vielleicht später. Was geht?

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Writing articles like this can get you a $35-50K job
Really makes you think

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>>70755983
Isn't Quebec the worst part though?

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>>70756007
>Vielleicht später


Nicht viel. Erstmal einen kleinen Snack machen jetzt (getoastetes Ciabatta mit Butter und Sardellen).

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Me on the left

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>>70756027
What makes you think that?

>>70756126
degenerates

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>>70756126
ah yes, females

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Me on the right

>>70756204
why arent they afraid? theyre subject to deportation at any moment

if this post goes through, janny didn't ban me for my drunken shitposting tirade from last night

>>70756069
Toll. Ich habe gerade Cola eingekauft, weil meine Stadt kein Wasser jetzt hat!

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Me in the centre.
Bit shy, blurred my face out

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>>70756255
>Amerika
>Erste Welt

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Drawing of me

>>70756128
I'm not sure, I just think "gay" when I think of Quebec, and I always think of Quebec when I think of Canada.

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>>70756356
Why do you think of homosexuality when you think of Quebec?
It's because of France-senpai, isn't it?

>>70756393
I think of Africans when I think of France, may she rest in peace.

>>70756393
i think of you tbqh

>>70756307
Es ist kein gute Tag heute

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>>70756423
Quebec is more than 90% white :)

>>70756466
<3

>>70756317

>that creature is extroverted

god help us

reminder: i'm the only /cum/ user that has proven his/her whiteness

>>70756550
>nords

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>>70756550
>cumskins
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

>>70756528
>Quebec is more than 90% white :)
If this is true, you will definitely be annexed.

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>>70756550
I took this pic a while ago.
Am I white too?

>>70756596
we would unironically explode bombs in america and murder american troops if you tried to annex us, fuck america

>>70756603
>mountain dew
yes

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>>70756618
average person from quebec

>>70756618
Nobody said we want Montreal. We will just kill you all and take the oil.

>>70756663
this runt is from philly

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>>70756692
He's Quebecois at heart

>>70756663
>Philadelphia Dike March
Nice try

>>70756726
>pussy hat
what the fuck? also it pisses me off that I could claim to be a woman tomorrow and people would have to take my mentally ill delusions seriously

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i hate how loud the UPS driver bangs on my door, scares the shit out of me

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>>70756764
>not being a woman
shiggy

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>mommy died
>time to take selfie and let the world know with a smile in my face

>>70755893
Wat

>>70756836
VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE

CONSTRUYE EL MURO

>>70756022
Jelly

>>70756307
What's she thinking

>>70756920
Why there is no one to succ her toeZ around

>>70756920
>tfw no german bf to slobber all over these toes

>>70756943
If I was within a 50 mile radius...

do girls/traps like their toes being S U C C E D on?

>>70756991
No it's weird and beta

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>>70756883
>>70756836
reported to the RCMP and FBI, respectively

>>70757010
a /cum/slut should commit a terrorist act so our general can be famous

>>70757071
LMM was our best hope

>>70757092
LMM is a man of peace

i still talk to him every day

>>70757110
Doubt. He was a creep

>>70754771
when i take power all celebrities will go on the cross

>>70757134
he's not a creep he's a good guy

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>>70757071
/cum/ is a thread of peace.

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>>70755159
No, this

>>70757110
How?

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Just bought a pair of MEE AUDIO M6 PRO IEMs.
Had an Amazon giftcard so they were only 10€ and all reviews are positive given they're only 45€ to begin with.

Too bad the cable of my trusty old SoundMagic suddenly just decided to split.

>>70756991
Gotta be honest, getting yer toes sucked feels pretty nice. Told y'all about that psycho Korean who succed my anus right? Well she succed the toes too (once).
I succed hers as well (multiple times).

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>Chi Cago
>Ño Cago

>>70757181
Dont think so
Tell me more about anus succing korean gf

I believe maybe 10% of what footkraut says

>>70757180
how do i talk to him?

through the usual means of electronic communication, chat, text etc

debating a socialist right now

>>70757246
I'm the only REAL socialist you'll ever meet

>>70757246
Shoot the Commie.

oh look he's already going on about means of production hahahahahhaha

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>>70757246

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>>70757245
Does he still post here?

>>70756317
>asexual
>dating - jalen
made me have a little think

currently 55 degrees in my apartment, refuse to turn the heat on

who /stingy/ here

>>70757303
not as often, but yes

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>>70757335
Surprised I havent noticed him. He used to be pretty easy to spot even as anon

so what's all this hooplah about an anime about nazis?

How old is /cum/?

>>70756393
I think of retarded politics and gorgeous people when I think of Quebec

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>>70757324
>55 degrees
Is it summer in Kansas?

>>70757401
23

This guy next to me is looking at ecchi

>>70757409
thats damn right

captcha: center narciso

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Currently promoting national socialism to save Mexico and my colleagues in the political coaching circles are falling for it.

>>70757417
it's actually below freezing out, my place has surprisingly good insulation though

>>70757401
22 and a half

>>70757324
>55
>turn the heat on
soft cunt?

>>70757401
you mean the general?
50 years
antes todo esto era monte m'ijo

>>70757401
4-5 years old I think.

>>70757401
Winter 2014

I made the first /cum/ thread.

I had proof of this until the archives got wiped.

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>>70757625

>>70757640

>>70757517
Actually it was my idea

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>tfw no gf

>>70757670
You killed queens

I miss buttcream

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>Currently promoting national socialism to save Mexico and my colleagues in the political coaching circles are falling for it.

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I fully support the Mexicans going full 1488 and taking back their country.

MMGA.

>>70757673


I thought the >no gf meme already died

>>70757712
>>70757746


You negroids bullied lots of people into leaving /cum/

Black guy from Canada was surprised when I told him Canada isn't a federal republic like the US

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>>70757871
tfw no gf won't die until I do, or until I get a gf.

post lolis

>>70757781


National socialism =/= fascism though

>>70757945
>unironically being a pedo
I no longer support Mexico. I disavow you.

>>70757235
I met her on Tinder.
She had really trashy low quality pictures on her profile and I was sure it must be a fake/bot but I swiped right anyway (Asian) and we matched and so I asked "Are you a Kim or Lee" and she replied "I am Yun" so that was kinda funny.
We met up and she wore a really slutty looking skin tight black dress with heels and I was just wearing whatever so I'm pretty sure people must have thought she's an escort or some shit. Went for dinner, made out in the back of the metro station and then she went home.
Anyway, the more I met up with her the more she turned out to be a legit psycho and It hink she has some brain damage or something. Started crying randomly and basically had the brain of a kid but knew how to suck dick like a professional so whatever. Got a succ'n'fucc anyways and that's what counts. Don't have her current number anymore but she is still in Frankfurt for German classes afaik
She was forced by her parents to pursue a Taekwondo career, eventually got a black belt and became an instructor at a school (had strong thighs) but then she "fled" to Australia and got working in some shady company that rents flats to Korean working holiday visa kids and puts them into work on farms and whatnot where they keep most of the cut, said she became rich with that. Ended up being a druggie and killing all the money in Aussie casinos, then fucked off to HK.
Did coke every day and fucked around in clubs with rich Chinks, dated some cuck who let her fuck others as long as she didn't leave him. Got back to Korea for a few months, realized she still hates her parents and came to Germany to work at a Korean restaurant. Lived in a room in a shared apartment with other workers. One illegal Nepalese and some 19 year old Korean chick. Nepalese guy always tried to fuck her but she never let him kek. Always sent me whatsapp voice messages of him begging in front of her door. Anyway that's basically it.
Took tons of pics of her feet and anus (bit hairy).

Who here /non white/?

>>70757871
/cum/ is vicious

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>ywn never be in an anarcho-punk band
why live?

>>70758082
I'm black.

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>>70758082
Me.

>>70757897
I wanna know why my shitty college has so many out of staters. Met a few Aussies and a Scottish girl earlier.

>>70758036
oh wrong quote

story was meant for >>70757207

if you're not white, you need to leave /cum/

>>70758027
:C

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R8 my professors desktop background

>>70758122
No, you're all my friends.

>>70758082

/cum/ makes you honorary white regardless of your skin color

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>if you're not white, you need to leave /cum/

>>70758150
bit lewd

>>70758036
Post anus pics
I wish I was as charismatic as you desu

>>70758122
I'm allowed to stay because best boi Arkansas is mai bf.

>>70758224
But he's a spic

>>70758115
...

I wasn't born a US citizen

>>70758224
ARKANSAS IS MY BOYFRIEND REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>70758224
>>70758289
What do you see in him?

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>>70758115
>pedohiole even looks like a pedo
could not make this up

>>70758115
Are you Chaz?

>>70758300
He likes to argue and he has a soul. I like that about him. I would unironically marry him if he'd let me.

This black girl next to me has qt feet

You're so fucking funny lmao I falled out of my chair

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>

>>70758451
Delete

>>70758256
welcome

New
>>70758296
>>70758296

Why are Ohioans pedos now? I don't understand.

Janny pls

>>70758601

new

Ate a burger earlier

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>>70758532

>>70758629
Kys

>>70758846
fuck off, dumb shit

>>70758873
FOR
FREE