/cum/

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>>70734538

just took a shit lads

Feet master race

>>70734538
Who is this semen demon?

>>70734538
What do you think she does all day?

>>70734695
sweats, masturbates, rehydrates

Another good edition.

>cute girl sat beside me in class today
>started talking, seemed receptive
>during the lecture, she pulls out a snack
>starts eating some little nut flakes in the middle of the fucking lecture

Why is this so absolutely disgusting? Impulsive snacking is absolutely disgusting. It's one of the biggest turn offs for me.

>you see here a /cum/ thread
>it appears to be abandoned

I'm black.

>>70734994
Sliced almonds?
[spoiler]were they activated?[/spoiler]

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ass > tits

>>70735033
Dip what? (a-zABD-Z) A
>You dip the American into the blessed potion called Water
>C) a blessed rustproof Canadian

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did somebody say cocks?

>>70735035
you're whack

god favors this post by bestowing it with dubs

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how the war started

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how the war started

>>70735103
>drop
>what do you want to drop? [$a-y or ?*]
>k
>you drop one tripe ration

Good boy, take this.

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How can I get an American gf?

>>70735459
find a francaboo on reddit and blackmail them into loving you

roaches make some pretty good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaxuGmhVOts

>>70735096
fake ass is disgusting jesus christ

>>70735398
*dies to falling rock trap on D1*

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>>70735553
*gets btfo by a water demon who summoned Yeenoghu on Dlvl:4*
*gets killed half a dozen times by bones files because Yeenoghu kills me a couple of turns after going downstairs*

JUST

>>70735787
>playing with bones
You brought this upon yourself.
Gas the ghosts, no-bones now.

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Those must be some fuckin tasty hotpockets

>>70734695
get attention

>>70735850
I play as the holy dev's determine I must, canon only.

>friends with a cute girl
this is a comfy feeling

Aska a Swedish immigrant anything

>>70736184
how do you know which way to face towards mecca?

>>70735748

>>70736183
iktf, i can have much longer and more thoughtful conversations with her than any of my guy friends


also this is the better thread

>tfw spending my night coding up projects that are due next week

how's your night guys

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Helping out

>>70736423
there's a kind of peace in talking to her that doesn't happen with guys.
>>70736546
>coding
hello my fellow ubermensch. Truly the greatest degree

Mexican amigos, how would I say "Choke me, daddy" in Spanish?

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Is this my favourite chinkboi posting?

>>70734994
Never understood that either
Mostly if it's not related to a legitimate form of exercise

>>70736590
Wtf I love injuns now

>>70737003
b-but no, she's Russian

what the fuck, why didn't anyone tell me I was posting in the right thread?

>>70734538
Gonna post in this one

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>>70737517
>picking the milkbags thread

A true Canadia

>>70737477


>>70737477


>>70737477

current thread

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>>70737572
You're a try-hard faggot.

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>>70737599
I just wanted some tit-posting before bed...

Who /peesinthebath/ here?

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>>70736650

>>70737726
>shower
Who cares, everyone does it
>bath
Gross

>taking a bath as a grown adult male to begin with
That's even worse

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>>70737777
Bueno

>>70736665
Ahorcame papi

>>70736665
Ciñe fuertemente mi cuello, padre.

>>70736150
I've only actually finished vanilla once since I find nethack too boring for repeated plays.

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>>70738429
Yeah, I remember the first couple times I got into the late game how boring and repetitive it was. Fortunately I suck so I get to play the fun beginning part a lot.

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https://mega.nz/#F!hZJVxaKC!wBCbZPvKeUdY4eh3h7bb8A

https://mega.nz/fm/9ARhmaTS

>>70738604
Can't look at that one amigo