It's a sunny day and you decide to spend it by chillin in

Cool

Cool

>>70729580
It's the Rose parade again?

Start clapping

>>70729580
Nothing, I used to see those things always when I was a kid

It's probably headed to Whiteman or something.

I don't have a backyard

sick

It's a stealth bomber and one of the biggest airplanes in the world, I guess I'd assume it's there to stealth bomb something if it's in international airspace. Running would be stupid so I guess I watch and hope I'm not being bombed?

>>70729743
>and one of the biggest airplanes in the world
lol

>>70729788
Sorry, I meant one of the biggest jets in the world.

>>70729810
double lol

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A better question:

It's the same day but instead you see this above you.
What would be your reaction?

>>70729834
It is. That's a B2, not a F-117.

>>70729858
>wtf Californians actually found the balls to start a civil war 2?

Then die.

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Some brits...

>>70729580
the stealth part didn't quite work out did it?

>>70729870
https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2493/5741241509_eb8045f087_z.jpg

It's no bigger than an average commercial jet
pic related compared against B52s

>>70730055
I'm probably translating it wrong, our word is caças (hunt or hunters), to separate military planes from civilian and commercial planes.
So fighter jets, I suppose?

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>>70729580

>>70730106
Largest military jet aircraft?
That's not even true either

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_large_aircraft#Military

>>70729580
Cool. Wonder if the gringos will let us visit their carrier like they always do when they come.

>>70730289
He said one of you dumb cunt

>>70729580
Shit

>>70729858
Die

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>>70729580
turn on the tv and wait for news about moscow getting BTFO

>>70730333
>>70730289
Relax bros. No need to get all triggered.

>>70729580
Huh, haven't seen one of those around here before.

>>70729657
^

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>>70729580
>Keep sipping
>Adjust aviators
>Glad I got transferred to a base with B-2s

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>>70729858
>Watch them get shot down by jets
>Keep sipping
>Think about money I'll make on news interviews

>>70730333
>one of
>not even on the fucking list of large aircraft

>>70732077
Yeah, that list wasn't even of dogfighters to begin with.

>>70732170
>B-2
>fighter

>>70729580
Scream "AMERICA FUCK YEAH" at the top of my lungs whilst grilling bacon-wrapped burgers topped with hot dogs and fried ham.
Fuck, that actually sounds good right now.

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>>70729580
there must be a football game on

I wonder what stadium he's flying over.

>>70732364
They can be fully armed and are designed to be able to dogfight.
You're quite annoying, you know that?

>>70732810
>You're quite annoying, you know that?
I'm bumping the thread and doing god's work

>>70729580

Fug :DD

>>70732999
A'ight. You got trips, so I can't argue.

>>70732810
they're not designed to dogfight in the slightest.

>>70734404
I've seen B2's do fighter jet acrobatic displays with me own two oggling balls.

>So I guess now either the South will be free or I am.

I'd guess its here to get the first strike on China while evading outright declaration of war by nuking Auckland and Christchurch

>>70729580
i do nothing because that plane is invisible

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run directly under its path hoping it drops some bombs so i can finally die

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>>70729580
Clap

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The one that carries the heaviest payload is not the one you think