/brit/

>posting in the pseudo thailad thread

we're all in here you mongs
>>70669477
>>70669477
>>70669477

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kangaroo retards OUT

>>70669543
*upvotes this gimmick*

why aren't you an Epicurean lads???

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>>70669497
>he's proud of living in a pseudo third world country

>>70669477
Pretty alpha move there, mate. Good on you.

Executive decision: I'm never making another /new/ for these ungrateful cocksuckers ever again

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>>70669555
*smashes you*

guys I nearly died in an earthquake, AMA

>>70669570
schoolgirls are cute

>>70669570
face like a smacked arse

>>70669599
all saudi arabians should be killed

>>70669600
that's every girl without a lot of makeup though

>>70669647
do you have a sister?

>>70669595
what city

>>70669415
I can't go without it, pesto and nut–butters are the only things to be rival to it.
>>70669435
>Shanique Syrena
Why can't blacks into names?

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>>70669594
>odal rune

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Quite enjoy the Beyond the press channel that the Hydraulic Press Channel people run.

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Wonder what the award was for

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hmm why do the men look so similar?

>>70669688
need the head of 7-8 on the body of 3

>>70669684
finnish accent makes it 10x better imo

satsuma

>>70669661
virgin cretin

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>>70669688
>your face will never be the tiled floor in this pic

>>70669688
who took the photo?

>>70669590
>lashing out at posters for not going into an improperly made thread

>>70669698
because we are just 1 race :)

>>70669739
alri big face

>>70669688
girls rugby, 100%

tangerine

*smiles at you from across the room*

>>70669762
Reverse imaged it and its actually handball in some Nordic country, you're wrong.

Absolutely repulsed by mixed race people

Does britains smell bad like frenchs and nordic europeans?

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this is thailad

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>>70669590
if you could also never post that would be just dandy

*does a little dance*

>>70669798
*tries to grin back but immediately starts coughing violently*

>>70669815
stop replying to it

>>70669745
Alri just found out about the name field debacle. My bad lads my bad.

>>70669779
wannabe satsuma tbqh

>>70669812
bet you fucking reek you brown cunt

>>70669812
Do*

rate my engrishu senpai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DcTz31fKqV

*lifts one leg up*

*BRRRRRFPPPFPFP*

how much could i buy one of your sisters for?

>>70669801
well

fuck you

>>70669798
*figures your mocking him, frowns*

*smacks the satsuma out of your hands*

>>70669881
are you a qt russian girl?

>>70669887
how much you offering? she's a bit of a munter btw

>>70669812
from your perspective yes, we will smell slightly of milk. we don't notice it though

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>>70669805
moron

>>70669887
i hope you like fat sjw's

>>70669715
good shout

disguised one of my testicles as a satsuma using wotsit dust and some poof just slapped it

almost climaxed from his touch

mandarin

>>70669919
i can offer up to $2 000 000 but they have to meet criteria

>>70669932
>fat
no

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>>70669815
Posting on /brit/ while waiting for a romantic date has become a sort of habit. It's part of the sexual rirual to get immersed in virgin-culture before shagging another 19 years old bird. Makes you enjoy it better.

learning satsuma lads

>>70669881
amairika furrisitu

>>70669930
yum

>>70669930
cool
now post the 99% of mixed race people who look hideous

>>70669930
good enough for a shag but never a ring

>>70669863
>you brown cunt
go brushing your teeth cumskin bastard.

I like british accent, it's some mix between german and french pronunciation, really great.

>>70669930
source

nice, a free floor statsuma

drinks on me boys

>>70669950
satsuma's disabled cousin tbph

uh, sorry?

>>70669967
> $
talk in real currency you paki
what are the requirements?

Lads should I plead guilty by post or in person?

>>70669930
what does black hair feel like, is it like petting a sheep? I've always wondered

>>70669908
no i'm jap girl
sorry m8

>>70669985
show me the example

>>70670055
>is it like petting a sheep
yes

I hate you all

>>70669930
she seems like a friend of mine, fucking perfect.

>>70669969
/brit/ is a normie general you spazmoid
we have another general on /r9k/ which the virgins were banished too

My general is turning into quite a pleasant discussion >>70669468

>>70669468
>>70669468
Just so you know

>>70670055
feels like stroking pubes

>>70670064
post your real vocaroo

doing a sleep

>>70670045
it is about 1 580 000 in your currency

>what are the requirements?
virgin
willing to marry
willing to move country
not fat
willing to be muslim

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>>70669361
thousand island dressing, oyster sauce?
>>70669887
go to Bradistan, the Londonian Emirate of Tower Hamlets or Rochbad for that sort of thing.

>>70669805
wrong I know a girl who is half english and half welsh and she is solid 8

>>70669969
Are these Asian or white women? Where do you meet them?

>>70670108
not very picky are you

post face

opinions on the ol' 'piro?

aka ben shapiro

Any copies of The Great Wall out yet lads?

>>70670081
Yeah right as if youbdon't spend your time making plans for the 'cide when I'm not around

what's it like to crush a girls hand lads?

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>>70670108
>virgin
Oh dear
You know this is /brit/, right?

>>70670129
70% asians 30% white I'd say
Tinder, Skout (big here) and street pickuo

>>70670119
ah yes, Bronwyn Smith

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>/brit/ is a normie general

>oh dear

>>70670130
they are all common sense

>>70670166
i would ask in /deutsche/ but i do not speak any german

>>70670098
that is my real vocaroo
how can i improve my engrish pronunciation?

>>70670189
why dont you fuck off there anyway mudslime

>>70670176
Teach me your best pick up artist tricks

>>70670009
>getting married

>>70670027
dunno her name sorry lad

>>70670055
i wonder too

was sat near one on the bus lately, smelled nice

>>70670210
why?

>>70670205
vocaroo "shag me up the shitter and quick before mam gets home"

>>70670228
it's a bit like petting a sheep desu

looks like the nonce has made a friend
shock that it's a disgusting irishman

>>70670189
Would you seriously pay that?
I have someone for you. Virgin, Ouzbekistan (looks russian), already muslim, love saudi arabian cock, good family values.
Post a way to contact you if serious.

>>70670166
blessed with melanin

Know why I can't share a house with people other than my parents
apparently last night I was crying and screaming in my sleep but I don't remember what happened

>>70670250
wish I was in that seat next to him sucking on the right tit

>>70670241
Too nasty m8

>>70670108
>“willing to be muslim”
>not "muslima"
turn into a man?

>>70670250
me on the left

>>70670281
well then, I rinse my hands of you

>>70670189
then better think of something good and witty, otherwise they are just going to yell at you in german and post pictures of the foreign minister

>>70670289
im writing in english

>>70670223
1. Be a hyper version of yourself
2. Remember that you will die and nothing you can possibly do matters in the grand scheme of things
3. ????
4. Profit

>>70670064
PLEASE be my girlfriend. do you like anime?

>>70670258
that is what i would go up to

don't know why people get triggered by breast feeding in public

i love seeing a big tit come out every now and then

>>70670306
try again Ibn-Abdullah
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Muslima#English

>>70670350
because i don't want an erection in the middle of a shopping centre

>>70670256
and apparently they're well versed in paki
state of everyone who isn't English or Australian

>>70670367
i did not know it was a word in english, amazing

>consider raping a schoolgirl
>realise the rest of my life will suck

ugh

In America muslims are just normies who own a ton of tiny businesses (restaurants, gas stations, convenience stores) and say habibi a lot

Europe has more problems with them but the French/British used to colonize their countries, and they were initially brought in to do shitty factory work that doesn't exist anymore

>>70670205
well if that is your real voice it was actually pretty good, I was just messing with you

but honestly the only criticism I would have is that the *a* at the end of america should sound more like an *uh* sound

afternoon gents

going to try and compete in a powerlifting meet this year lads
deffo won't win but i still wanna do it

>>70670389
how old?

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going for a pint with the lads

>>70670256
He's seems alri, definitely living life better than most here

vanarama

vaaaaaanaaaaaaaaraaaaaamaaaaaaa

we're the ones you need to call

>>70670400
Ahh yes the peaceful American Muslims I hear so much about

How's the world trade centre doing mate?

>>70670400
if you say so rasheed

>>70670412

is this haram? >>70670414

>>70670407
post pics of her willy

>>70670415
hes a literal pedo who pays girls to go on dates with him

>>70670400
Ahh yes the orlando shooter was so very well integrated wasn't he

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>>70670412

>>70670432
The american muslims are very peaceful 2bh

>>70670447
yes drinking alcohol is haram. they look african so are probably christians.

>>70670407
i will think about it

>>70670460
>pedo
fuck off yank

>>70670414
ما شاء الله

>>70670460
Proofs

>>70670412
i'm 26, i.e assrape and predator list for rest of life

>>70670449
>>70670460
ah yes good one lads, never heard it before
Ahaha

>>70670463
>live in america
>shoot benders
pretty much, yeah

>>70670499
i meant how old is the girl

>>70670463
He was born in america

>>70670476
>muslims
>peaceful

lol good one

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>>70670294
Hope it's not a nasty phrase

>>70670314
Sorry mate
>>70670408
Thanks

>>70670476
Raheem al-Yankiri

>>70670024
>british accent
newcunt

>>70670511
probably 16-17
they're the ones my dick gets hard over

>>70670513
Not an argument. He clearly did not assimilate.

>>70670559
because you have a similar mental age. loser.

>>70670389
are you just thinking out loud or did you see one today and nearly rape her?

>>70669967
lad
most arabs aren't rich
can't you just buy any arab 10/10 (or 2, or 3) with that kind of money?
why going through the hassle of importing a wife that likely won't be able to deal with the woman restrictions in your country and go psycho after a while

>>70670523
he means he's done talking to you

>>70670564
he assimilated fine. had a wife had a business, joined the military. he was too assimlated, america fucked him

assimilation is not necessarily something we as a culture or country should strive for. Assimilation basically means to absorb and to conform. What makes America great is the variety of people and ideas in this country that come from all around the world to make it a more progressive, accepting, and inclusive place. Please know that multicultural and assimilation are not synonyms nor do they go hand in hand. Variety is the spice of life and I'm not just talking about food.

The executive thread is coming up quite nicely >>70669468
>>70669468
>>70669468
Much lower noise to quality ratio

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any other transage men in?

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im about to make the call for the job need some support

>>70670576
i dont like arab girls very much

*makes angry duck noises*

>>70670569
maybe my dick just gets hard over the idea of a girl in a school uniform i dunno i'll try pick up a chick who is like 19 and still has her shit

>>70670574
>nearly rape
thinking out loud

looking for arguments

Watching Jackass lads. They sure are a rowdy bunch!

>>70670591
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12GnAYGtky4
wtf i hate engrish now

>>70670605
>He assimilated fine

ahhhhh yes, shooting innocent gays is VERY american

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I don't usually do this 'less I'm drink or I'm high
but I'm both right now

>>70670649
Shooting people IS

>>70670415
living it so well he craves the attention of /brit/ every day

dont understand this algerian guy

why is here

what does he want

>>70670649
it literally is

jap girl PLEASE be my skype gf

>>70670682
attention

>>70670611
yea I'm an oldkin myself

>>70670682
>not immediately filtering him

>>70670686
I called her first. I bet you're not even big enough to please her

Why do righty yanks think Sweden is some utopian paradise? Just saw an argument on FB and some lefty said Europe is nowhere bad as the alt-right wants us to think, then an alt-right guy responded saying,

>"right, you're probably only thinking of Sweden, which is an anomaly, the rest of europe is struggling mightily with immigration"

>>70670682
deluded, trying to convince himself he's not a fucking paedo loser

>>70670706
you can fuck off with him too you little shitebag

>>70670682
>what does he want
Contrast. Between his 10/10 lifestyle and...this

>>70670639
;_;

>>70670711
>installing 4chan x on my work laptop

helll naawwww

>>70670706
he doesnt go away like the other trip fags when ignored
>>70670720
deffo a paedo desu

>>70670717
Sweden isn't struggling because they love it

>>70670763
dont know about 4chans native extension? retard

>>70669752
Ü

>>70670682

maybe hes leaving a paper trial when he gets caught by the thai authorities for raping some thai kid

>>70670666
>>70670685
Not in the 21st century you dullards

>>70670642
what episode is this from?

>>70670763
He's recent, and still gets some (you)s, saw him ragequit once
>>70670735
diev et mon droit, brother *embraces you*

>>70670763
they know about your dickgirl fetish already

>>70670706
same here

just been embraced by a frog
need to wash myself now

>>70670799
soz m8 can't quite hear you over all the REEEing

need a gaijin hunter jap gf

writing an 800 word music review piece, gimme a band or album from band to review lads

bakeress gf's bringing me home some tiffin

would you rather
deepthroat an asian man
OR
get fucked by a qt girl wearing a very large strapon

>>70670930
Korn

>>70670942
Latter of course

>>70670930
Smashmouth

>>70670939
how's her pet eel doing

NEED a smelly french wife

>>70670830
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
>>70670942
both

shall delightfully heem the next runt i see virgin walking

>>70670942
this is like asking if you're gay or bi

>>70670942
Second option please.

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>>70670902

>>70670942
I do the latter with the gf quite often

>>70670942
Would rather the latter than normal sex 2bh

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>>70670979
like to see you try

>>70670963
that's partly why I said bakeress and not pastry chef

don't
love
me
quietly

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ah yes

>>70671029
perhaps you'd be willing to share some more information, old chap

>>70670942
tried the latter, it's tip top ngl

>>70670983
same thing

Classic depiction of the virgin walk on The Undateables the other day

>>70671062
Well she puts on a strap on, lubes up my bum and starts to fuck me in my rear
quite simple really

playing with fire

>>70671111
what does she get out of it

I'm not a virgin, bit worried I still have the virgin walk though

>>70670988
explain this picture to me

>>70671151
financial support

>>70671111
yet also quite fascinating

>give irish piece of shit sound advice on how to get laid
>he doesn't even say thank you
Executive decision: I'm never calling them the north atlantic isles ever again

shagged 8 women but still do the virgin walk

>>70671094
>The Undateables
wish that aired here. great craic

what is the virgin walk/
how would you describe it?

>>70670942
second, but only if she starts slowly

sometimes do the virgin walk on purpose because I am sick of being objectified by woman - sad but true

>>70671184
they didn't record any of the episodes upside down so I don't think it's coming to aus sadly

>>70671199
record yourself walking

>>70671151
the joy of domination I suppose

I'M A GAY NIGGA BUT I STILL DO THE VIRGIN WALK

>>70671184
>craic
stop it, stop it right now

also good show desu

>>70671215
probably cheats on you too

Having a shit at work

Why aren't you at work?

>70671171
>no IDs attached to posts
Here's a wild idea:
he might leave to do something else and check for a (You) later.
He claims to be a Chad but fuck, he's being a whiny little bitch on here.

>>70671213
but I mince around, that's different

>>70671295
dont need to when wageslaves like you give me money.

>>70671295
wagies out

Are you a virgin if a woman has pegged you

>>70670942
how does one deepthroat something 3 inches long?

>>70671094

>watching TV

Oh dear

would love to get rammed up the shitter by the gf but the smell of poo is offputting.

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>We might go to Eastbourne

>>70671295
I am at work

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big cup of tea for me

>>70671417
a pint of te?

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>tfw ugly as shit
>tfw I have a gf
Get on my level

>>70671272
nah

never had tea

>>70671325
>not even £100 a week
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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r8 my new meme

*takes off sunglasses*
so um basically what I was thinking of was erm
*gets heemed*
aw fuck
I can't believe you've done this

>>70671513
get way more than that ;)

>>70669715
>>70669762
It's German. Pokal says 1. Platz

>>70671528
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

thinking of finding a horse and antagonising it to kick me in the head so i can get disability payments

>hear a decent song
>think it'd be cool to lift to
>find the full version
>it's some Radical Feminist Punk about gender roles
aaaah yes

IT'S BEEN 4 HOURS PROCESS ME ORDER MOOOOOO

>>70671573
whoa that picture was in THIS thread?
how slow

Going to an anti Trump march soon

the absolute state of me lads

shagged my pocket pussy just now in the shower and went so hard that i tore a hole in the silicone

then when i got out of the shower i farted and a bit of poo shot out onto the floor so i had to shower again

>>70671622
february only just started

>>70671626
crying

>>70671626
pond life

>>70671612
what have you ordered mate?

>>70671626
yeah end it 2bh

>>70671626
freak

>>70671626
christ

>>70671653
xbox from denmark

>>70671626
wheezing

>>70671653
china white

gonna do heroin lads

>>70671597
g.l.o.s.s?

>>70671667
ah yes

mooing

i don't wanna go to the psychologist anymore how do i cancel with anxiety

girl at work introduced herself to me today
honestly turns me off when a girl is this obvious about it

>>70671684
>china white
racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnmvheoF-cA

*pays up*

>>70671597
you'll struggle to find many punk bands who aren't pretty leftist desu lad

roooing at the state of things

>>70671723
*slowly crushes you under my boot*
shhh, shhhhh

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>the north atlantic isles

>>70671743
ahhh.... the melody of the runtshed

>>70671760
very reddit name imo

>>70671626
chirping

>>70671727
chebs?

>>70671743
Haha

>>70671723
I usually just stop going. They call you a few times to see if you're okay but the calls stop after a while.

>>70671748
dont mind about a bands political beliefs but it sort of detracts from the mood i want when lifting if the lyrics are "girls living away from society's SHIT".
>>70671700
that's the one

listening to black flag

>>70671830
mum takes me so i'll have to come up with a good reason why i'm not going

>>70671207
howling
severely underrated post

>>70671912
tell her the truth. that you're a pathetic insect who doesn't deserve to live. then you should kill yourself.

>>70671846
find comeback kid pretty great lifting music if you want to give it a whirl lad. dunno if it's too shouty, works for me though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xROYGBnvCGM

>>70671941
sounds like you're projecting

>70671935
ah yes, the ol' self-(You)

Please mummy don't make me go

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i want you to think of your shortcomings & failures, every regret & inadequacy. think of them as you jerk to me. make it a fetish.

>>70671953
ah yeh that old chestnut. starting to see why therapy isnt helping. actually kys.

>>70671901
Henry Rollins is a cuck

>>70671986
would love to smack her face off with a table tennis bat

>>70671991
why are you so angry?

>>70671986
*farts*

>>70671986
thats commie slag rosie right

last for anime

>>70672029
why are you so pathetic?

>>70672034
yes but now you only get to goon to her if you pay up

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>there are people who actually fall for the flat earth bait

>>70672050
to spite you

>>70672050
Uh oh

>>70672064
>goon to her
pls explain

I dont understand

and that twitter feed creeped me the fuck out famsy

>>70672012
henry rollins > you

>>70671944
I'll give it a listen

Someone do a new. I'm not wasting my VIP (VERY important post) in this thread.

squabble squabble squabble

new

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>>70672193
tricksy australian

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>>70672113
just fork over you cash already

>>70672193
fucking hilarious mate

>>70671986
do the first thing quite a bit but don't think i could ever muster the strength to pull off the second party

>>70672193
wonky face twat fucking off you kangaroo retard

>>70672204
she is honestly vomit inducing

>>70672204
My cash! My cash! My cash for a horse!

t. shak-a-spear

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>>70672280
other women can't compete

cum in my thread

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