ITT - things Brazilians never say I'll start: I have never

>>70650621
I've never witnessed a murder. I had people trying to rob me, but I either gave them a proper beating or simply ignored.
Next

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halo? uk? ies i have never witnessed a murder

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I have never witnessed a murder

>>70650621
I am not a spic

>>70650621
I've never witnessed a non-quazimodo british

I've never been beheaded

Brazil is the greatest country in the world

>>70650621
i never fucked a trap

I am not jealous in any way

>>70650864
"I hate the japanese" :3

>>70650882
If you're a NEET, Brazil is a shithole. If you have some life to live, then it's ok.

Developed countries seem to be more "comfy" to be alone, I think that's the thing with brazilians here.

>>70650922
Or a farm animal.

I never had tho.

>>70650882

This, if you talk good things about Brazil here you'll have loads of Brazilian flags trying to convince you otherwise even though you never asked for it.

>>70650981
>Developed countries seem to be more "comfy" to be alone,
That is true, I have spent last years alone in my little apartment. It's best in winter, when you wont see sun if you sleep from 6am till 4pm and everywhere is snow. I have no job, but goverment still gives almost 1000e/month for doing nothing

>I have never put a banana in my anus

>>70651110
wtf?

I'm white

>>70651162
What? Is my English so bad that it is unreadable.

>>70651110
>1k euros a month

Fucking hell, this is a lot (for brazilian standards).

Anyway, here you'd just die, because no monies to pay anything. It's not so easy to be an introvert in a country where everyone is a fucking alpha male, even the ones that look "nerdy".

>>70651239
no no i said wtf because you get paid for doing nothing

>>70651110

>I have no job, but goverment still gives almost 1000e/month for doing nothing

How does this shit works? Like you just go to a govt office and say: Fug i'm NEET :DDD pls gib bux?

My house has been built with the approval and knowledge of the relevant public officials

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>>70651285
And that's why first worlders live the life on easy mode.
How can someone be born in a 1st world country and still be a loser?

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>>70651400
really makes you think

>>70651110
>1000e/month for doing nothing

Average monthly wage here is just a bit over 600 euros for full time work, fuck you first worlders are rich fucks

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>>70651436
Indeed, my dumb frog poster friend.

>>70651285
>>70651254
>>70651162
livelihood support (money for when you literally have no saving or income) and job market support (money given to you for looking for a job) together can be pretty generous. It's still just half of what is considered a livable minimum wage and you're not getting any pension savings though.
t. different guy

>>70651491
Also, minimum wage is something around 200 euros a month. Goddamn I didn't know it was that easy.

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>>70651502
i thought you were my friend

>>70651491
>what is cost of life

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>>70651560
What's going on here?

Sul and São Paulo are Semitic and Japonic therefore non-white

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>>70651610
he said i am dumb!

>>70651491

You know people have to pay bills right?

Doesn't matter to receive good money if everything is expensive(depending on the country)

What a female butt looks like?

>>70651254
>>70651285
Yes, but when you remove rent, food and other essentials I have only few hundred left. I would like to get a job but it is hard without education. All university education is free (actually you will be paid for that too) but I'm so lazy neet that I have no motivation to study.

>>70651347
Yes, as long you are adult and live alone you are given unemployment- and living support. But I admit that Fin is perfect place to be anime hikky.

>>70651491
Our workers have huge taxes from their incomes, up to 50% I think

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>>70651631
Are you?

>>70651628
>mfw I'm semitic

Well, at least we're super smart, that's the ultimate mix for high IQ.

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>>70651711
i am not dumb!

Im not a monkey

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>>70651688
you're lucky

>>70651688

It's kinda like the Unemployed Insurance we have here, but it only works for a few months.

Nordeste is the greatest Brazilian region

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>>70651732
Okay!

We arent a racial democracy

I prefer small arses

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>>70651906
you're a smart one

>>70651784
Our Unis are tuition free to transferstudents too, you are welcome to come here and take our white women. I don't care about them, they are so slutties and hungers for foreign cock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydrtSpIhEP4
EEEEEEEEELEKTROFUNKI

>>70651110
Pure socialism. This is gona get your contry in a huge problem.

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>>70652046
delete this shit

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>>70652012
the way you said make me feel bad stop treating your women like that

>>70652087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwEm-rU5sAE
"no" we huehue now

>>70650621
Brazilians are fucking disgusting. They're the Indians of the western hemisphere.

>>70652046
How the heck have you come to know this?

>>70652218
ancient memes lads

>>70652046
>>70652130
POST MORE

>>70650621
I've never played socccer.

>>70652191
They really are. Fuck them.

I like small asses

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>>70652130
y ur u so evil

>>70652046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLYZwgdavuQ
KEK

>>70652430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acfdsFxVyj8

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>>70652046
>>70652430
>>70652490
Stop please

>>70652490
I hate to share the country with such people.
So a small country is much better

>>70652490
tu é brasileiro sim! não é possivel que um gringo veja isso

>>70652539
its ok lad you can always go to argentina
>>70652540
sorry i dont speak amazon

>>70652257
This slut is the biggest national shame we ever had, she even made a song about camel toes

https://youtu.be/kCtn5-_qoHU

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>>70652490
>>70652046
brazilian with proxy

nobody cares about Brazil, stop

I acknowledge that the airplane is a United Statesian invention

>>70652191
Agree, If I could would nuked all.

>>70652620
no i am finnish these are some good ol' memes

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Another thread dedicated for Chimpanzilian circlejerking, great.

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>>70652709
yeah, sure, we believe you

>>70652776
it is true my hairy friend, blame one of your kinsmen for poisoning my mind years ago

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>>70652912
I feel bad for you

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>>70653077
i am forever haunted by these jungle noises, they have truly ruined my life.

>>70651524
Is it like here where if you are physically able to work, you have to take any job offered to you after something like 6 months or you lose the money?

>>70651254
He wouldn't die. There's Bolsa Senpaiília, Seguro Desemprego and lots of other shit.

>>70650882
This is the correct answer

>>70651110
This is a terrible idea that is going to ruin your country some time in the future.

>>70651906
This is the other correct answer

>>70652072
We already are, João

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>>70651110
Sounds like a good economic plan, I wouldn't be too worried.

>>70654163
>>70653860
Well that has worked ok for many decades

"I hate bananas."
"The government works."

>>70650882
There are people dumb enough to unironically say that on the internet.

I hate socialists.

"I hate condensed milk"

I've never voted for PT

Literally everyone who is over 30 already voted for PT once in their lives

>>70654648
I never voted in PT because I always saw them as a bunch of "pelegos".

>>70654441
No it hasn't you massive retard.

The current welfare system is grossly oversized

>>70654895
t. lammas

K bergas esta pasando aki xdddd?