What do you're mom and dad say when you show up with

GOTTA

>>70648164
they would be surprised that I fell into lesbianism

>>70648246
GET

My dad said she may be sweet at first but that she will run my life. he was right.

They said "hell no" for four years. Now they love her.

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>tfw look exactly like that ugly girl in pic except im a guy.

>>70648164
My mom doesn't trust their cooking, told me to never marry one

>>70648271
we get it, youre gay

>>70648693
A

>>70648164
Something along the line of Asians look like aliens lmao

>>70649670
GOOK

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>At least you're not gay, son.

>>70648164
You really have a gf?
OMG our prayers have been answered!
It's a fucking miracle!

>>70648164
>What do you're mom and dad say when you show up with you're Asian gf?
they were sceptical when I first mentioned her, but when they actually met her, they liked her a lot

>>70649615
just change sex, it's all the rage in canada too

>>70648164
they would probably think that I'm an absolute loser like everyone else who isn't asian and is dating an asian.

They'd be happy, I guess. They both don't mind Asians.

>>70648164
They just awaken me

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>>70649615
pls be my bf

Mine said "she's really cute" and accepted her as a member of our family.

That was 5 years ago and the only girl I ever took home and my dad still asks me if I talk to her because he doesn't want me to die a virgin.

>>70650602
No im working out to maybe appear like a alpha chink instead of some boi.

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>wtf son, I thought you were gay

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>>70648164
"I'm glad you want to get back to your tatar-mongolian roots, Ivanbai-khan. For the horde! *throat singing*"

>>70648164
>you're Asian gf?
>I'm Asian gf
They wouldn't be happy about a sudden change of race and gender

>>70653370
Probably this.

>>70648164
They throw me weird looks, and ask my waifu how much money she make in a year, and so on

they're happy about it, but now every time they see an asian girl they always comment how she reminds them of my gf

feels a bit weird

>>70653370
Same. that and a light stereotypical joke

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>tfw asian girl with white bf
>mom always says he looks like a queer because his hair goes past his ears
>dad doesn't care, he just wants me to go into Yale even though we'd then be separated
>his mom is just glad he's happy and not alone
>we just want to cuddle and eat cookies together
Why can't I be white and normal?

>>70654241
post feet

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>clearly we need to send you back to greece anon
>hopefully you can find a nice greek girl this time

I have absolutely no interest in greek girls. Such is life

>>70654272
Why is every kraut here a footfag? Or are you all the same person? I know there's at least two different footfag krauts here.

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Why not Asian man? lol

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>>70654318
>I know there's at least two different footfag krauts here.
Are you sure about that

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>>70654401
lol

>>70654432
Yes, there is the one that posts on /cum/ and the other one who doesn't know about the one that posts on /cum/.

>>70648164
They laugh and call me a beta loser. Then my Korean War veteran calls her a disgusting gook.

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>>70654472
ok

>>70648164
They know she exists but I haven't introduced her to them yet

Dad would think im a beta looser but wouldnt say a thing because that might be racist. Mom I dont know.

>>70654401
>>70654469
Post asean males that dont dress up as girls in public and id consider one.

>>70649822
This is pretty much it.

>>70648164
They instantly liked her a lot.
Dad was surprised when he saw her modeling-days pictures before i brought her home, obviously didn't think i'd ever show up with a girl that pretty xD

Thank god hes not a homo.

>>70649615
Want to suck my dick?

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>>70654118
This but the other way around.
>tfw have a white bf
>meets my family and friends
>whenever they see a white dude they remind them of him

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>>70648164
>Mom
Deeply disappointed, probably would tolerate her only so I don't die alone.
>Dad
He'd only care if she was actually attractive, in which case he would be proud.

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>>70659007
Are you a grill?

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>>70648164
They are happy for me.

>>70654472
Post tits

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>>70653525
Fuggg

>>70659117
Ye

>>70659283
C-Can you post a pic of yourself? You can blur the face out.

>>70659331
Do we know each other??? Are you from Edmonton???

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>>70659388
M-Maybe, can I get a pic?

>>70648164
I don't talk to my dad anymore but he's pretty religious and racist, so he probably wouldn't approve

as for my mom, while she says it's fine if I go for another race I can tell she feels insulted at the idea that I would choose a girl of another race. The first thing she asked when she found out I had tinder was "you're not just matching with Asians are you?"

with that being said I keep it white anyways
I'd totally fuck an Asian, but like, no kids

bogan cant even get an aussia girl so he gotta get a gook

>>70659623
>The first thing she asked when she found out I had tinder was "you're not just matching with Asians are you?"
kek, she's got your number

>>70648164
something about my gf being "una chinita" and how I finally got a gf or something. Maybe even start pressuring me for grandkids. They'll be fine. I'm sure they just want me to not be a loser.

>>70651006
>didn't fug asian gf
baka senpai

>>70648164
My Mother would ask, is she pregnant?

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>>70659442
You're not the one from Edmonton. Otherwise you'd message me on skype.

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>>70661580
Want a new friend then?

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>>70661680
Wouldnt mind having another leaf friend

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>>70661804
Post a pic of yourself please.

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>>70648164
>yay! my son is not gay!

>>70661848
Whats your interpals account

>>70648164
"do you want me to leave? i can go to hotel for the night"

thanks mommy

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>>70661915
>He's a lesbian instead

>>70648164
Only time I brought my gf home she and mum went on talking how much of an idiot I am and father just laughed.
So fuck it.

>>70659623
Your parents sound pretty oppressive desu

>>70662047
Why? Are they religious

>>70662047
That's just how they "bond". Stop being butthurt and laugh with them

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>>70648164
>you're
I hate this. Plz stop.

>>70662223
Nah, they're both atheists.
>>70662258
They're long dead, m8.
And I'm not butthurt, I was 17 back then.

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>>70648164
"Why don't you date a black chick?"

Gf is half Chinese and a fisher man.
>mfw i just want to be alone.

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>>70662391
Fisherwomen i guess would be the right term.

>>70662271
I messaged you

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>>70648164

They would be very disappointed probably.

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>>70648164
>she's nice

>>70659818
>extra-marital sex
baka desu famalam

>>70648164
No one will say anything but everyone will be judging me. It will be especially awkward since my sister has gone out with like 5 different jap guys

>>70648164
They'd 100% tell me to get the fuck out of their house, and call me a useless/worthless cunt at least 20 times.

>>70662516
parents sound like cunts t b h

>>70648164
wouldn't care

>>70662514
RICED
It must run in the blood.

>>70662514
> my sister has gone out with like 5 different jap guys

what did she mean by that?

>>70662588
Probably a weeaboo or they use her for easy sex.

>>70662424
message me too pls i am /mrchad69

>>70662562
Fuck off, they're great.

>"You could do worse"

And then I got married to an ABC. The end.

>>70662607
>weeaboo
yes and before that koreaboo
And my other sister is too to a lesser extent.
Makes me feel uncomfortable

>>70662660
Next time should get her bf to being around a couple of his girl-friends.
Try chatting them up.

>>70662617
No I hate australians

>>70662649
>get uppity over who you date and love
>"g-grrrrrrreat!"

>>70662697
Not him. But why?

>>70662735
>wanting to date a chink
fuck off we're full

>>70662771
Nothing wrong with making masterrace.tm

>>70662764
Nah I was just fucking with him. I thought he was just kidding about the username but it actually exists

In Sweden everybody mocks you if you have an asian gf.

>>70662764
Probably got dumped by an aussie sexpat

>>70662814
>masterrace
fuck off we're full

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>>70662764
>>70662831
wew

>>70648164

They wouldn't give a shit if I came home with a trap so I don't think they'd mind an Asian.

>>70648164
"where in the hell did you find an oriental in rural northumberland?"

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>>70662820
Had me going there for a sec

Lads, I want an asian gf so bad.

>Son, she's beautiful and all but I can't stand fish and fuck learning a new language.

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>>70662851
should'nt be complaining about china when this shit occurs

RAISE THE HOUSING PRICES

>>70662831
Got dumped by a smalltown aussie shitposter tbqfh

>thank god you're not gay

>>70662993
>>70662831
And the boys line up*

>>70662960
Why would you care about Filipinos?

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>>70663030
>tfw no white bf anymore to call me a qt everyday

>>70663423
Eh you'll find one, one day

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They wouldn't give a single shit, they'd just be glad I actually brought someone home.

>>70663423
Only a low quality man would call his gf qt every day.

>tfw no asian bf

>>70662826
wtf really? what about those swedish girls who get blacked or khan'd?

>>70659007
pls be in manila

>>70664341
Sure but why

>>70664488
if I learn Filipino will that show Filipinas that I'm actually interested in Filipino culture or will they think I'm an autist wasting his time for learning the language?

dad wouldn't say anything cause he is dead

mom would probably have no objections either

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>>70663177

>and he calls chinese people unfeeling
Hope you become chinese asap

my parents will be disappointed at me if I show up with Slav bois because they are poor

>>70664550
Most of them will like you a lot for learning the language and the culture. But I'd say don't be autistic and waste your time learning it unless you plan on staying here for a while.

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>>70663755
A-are you a girl?

>>70664683
Do many foreigners study the language?

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>>70663755
average asians are fuck ugly, the media has lied to you

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>reading all of these
>the process of making mentally ill hapa babies

>>70664709
I guess but usually koreans, japanese, and chinese because they basically live here

>>70665138
Thanks, I will begin my study of the language!

>>70648164
I'd care they wouldn't

They would be mad. My mom would probably revert to French. Eventually they would be able to tolerate it if she was a catholic.

Do you really care what your parents think about your gf?
Are you 15 or really that beta?