ITT - things Americans never say I'll start: I have never

I'm sorry

>>70642096
I have never cooked anything without deepfrying it or using a pound of butter

i eat vegetable

I'm perfectly capable of cooking home made food out of raw ingredients

Our scientists, our inventions, all of them caused by immigrants

I work hard

I'm underweight.

I like real cheese better than American "cheese".

>>70642306
>sage
But you just said it. :^)

>>70642096
Muslims are welcomed here
Sharia law is as American as applepie

I want government spend more national budget in public service, free healthcare, free education to college, and middle to low class credit investment

>>70642096
The term American doesnt mean shit, we are actually all Irish, German, Italian, West African, etc. Therefore, we should not try to stop immigration since that is all we are

I hate starting wars around the globe and love taking responsibility for the adverse results of those wars

I appreciated the humour in that joke, even though it was at my expense

WAIT!

Let me think about it before we do it, don't be selfish

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>>70642143
U still mad?

We should take responsibility for our bombings and take the resulting refugees instead of letting Europe handle the situation.

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finland matters

>>70642096
I could stand to lose a little weight.

I admit that I'm a fat, ugly, piece of shit.

Food is matter of quality rather than quantity

It's our fault, let us fix it and beg pardon about it.

I care my neighbor and i am trying not to be a selfish person

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>>70642274
>said peru

>>70642096
My banter is terrible

>>70642626
kill yourself muhammad

The next station is just a couple of kilometers away

I'm not prone to moral panic and irrationality

The rest of the world matters!

>AMERICA 1ST
>AMERICA 1ST

>>70642669
i love walking

i wish i were yuropoorean so i too could get trucked by ahmed

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>>70642626

t. David Sanjaya Liem Oei Hoek a k a SenSen.

"I think I'll go jogging today."

I love thinking my action first before try to do it

>>70642505
Is that middle one a boy? Where is his pee pee

i make the same shitty threads everyday about countries far superior to my own

i have a hybrid car, probably an electric one next year

>>70642505
sure thing

I hate diesel car and truck, i want one with euro standard

>>70642096
Europe isnt a total shithole

i want our country stop intervene other countries matter

>>70642096
What are air jordans?

>>70642505
i shit you not, i was just in Vietnam in Saigon and i was in the war museum and i saw this pic and told my gf "i think this is from japan" "she said, no its not why would they lie?"

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>>70642448
2 best so far.

>>70642536
that would require us to stand...

>>70642626
another great one

I'll walk to work today

ah thank god i made it to the toilets in time, wouldnt want to shit myself in the middle of walmart

>>70642096
ketchup is not a vegetable

I'm white

the gas station is 4 kilometers away

I feel like going to school without a bulletproof suit on today

>>70642143
ITT said things Americans never say, not Japan.

>I'll have 1 big mac, no menu
>I'll take a water please
>My house is not made of plywood
>I'll skip desert

I don't need a car to go to the store

>>70642814
Burned clean off. A punishment only fit for a gommie.

>>70647235
Petroleum

I'm happy to live in a nanny state

I can fit in this seat

>>70642405
i-i want this

I love black people

I hate fastfood

>>70642096
im fat

God save the queen

>>70642096
Enough burgers for today