Fact for norwegians: Trolls and Näcken are both 100% Swedish,

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Hell seger

>>70631882
i liked that movie

>>70631882
I liked that movie, very authentic feeling. Also a nice insight into Norwegiwn mythology.

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>>70632025
Take back that last part!

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>>70632025
This is clearly the definitive Look of a troll

>yfw the only real trolls in Norway are the women
sad!

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>The neck, nicor, nixie or nokken (German: Nixe; Dutch: nikker, nekker; Norwegian: nokk; Swedish: näck; Finnish: näkki; Estonian: näkk) are shapeshifting water spirits in Germanic mythology

>in Germanic mythology

And for some reason we and Estonians have it as well. Sounds like some German Scandiboo has written this article.

>>70632165
It's clearly fucking swedish don't lie. It's either swedish or norwegian but of those Two it's swedish.

We had both estonia and Finland under our rule also, so theres that

>>70632025
I agree, it made me more interested in Norwegian movies and mythology.
Thank you, Norway!

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I thought trolls were Finnish

>>70632294
Fact: It's actually stolen swedish mythology

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https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bauer

This guy was clearly a jew.
The jews did it.
End of story.

>>70632512
Häng digsjälv

it's a shared mythology

it's your own fault you didn't capitalize on it and made a movie

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>>70632596
These are clearly the real trolls though

>>70632642
Me sitting in the middle. Back off norwegians.

>>70631882
wow, i didnt know that film about norwegian mithology, thanks op, i'll go watch it.

>>70632738
10/10 meme

>>70632642
We have those down at the local ica.
They usually ask for "koorooona"

they're fucking danish

>>70631882

Triggered!!!!

>>70633004
The trolls wouldn't have any fucking forest to hide in that case, false

>>70633070
thanks for the (You) :^)

>>70633004
Bobby Sands was a true hero.

Trolls = metaphor for mountains
Sweden has no mountains
Check mate

>norwegians trying to sell the ancient finnish cultural folktale about "peikko" as their own
shameful tbqh

>>70633123
Read about it, trolls hide in the forest. Norway has no forest.

Checkmate

I too like the way the movie portrayed trolls from Norwegian mythology

>>70631882
>Rich and complex Norwegian mythology fiercly contested by grumpy Swedes
>Most popular influence is from a book series by a brit toff
Sad!

>>70633209
(You)

>>70633123
>trolls are known as bjergtrolde
>trolls are known for kidnapping
>kidnapping is known as bergtagning
>berg
>bjerg

troll confirmed for norwegian mountains
how will swedish forests ever recover

>>70631882
fair enough.

We discovered America, colonized Britain, and invented real democracy and human rights.

You can have those fantasy creatures.

>>70633246(You)
(You)*2

>>70633333
pay reparations now pls

>>70633375
we did, the danes gave you Shetland and the Orkneys, which is rightful Norwegian soil.

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Pic related is what conjured trolls up in our minds, not flat uninteresting woods.

>>70633422
don't post that pic, it'll just lead to more tourists getting lost and destroying our glorious cultural landscape.

>>70633333
well it was combined danish-norwegian forces that colonised us, but sure why not

and at least you send us a christmas tree every year
fucking denmark won't even acknowledge us

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>>70633422
You can clearly see trolls were thought up as crestures roaming dark, mysterious woods

>>70631882
Svenska och Norge ar same

>>70633421
all of britain is rightful norse soil

north sea empire mk.II when?

>destroy centuries of finnish oral tradition during the christianization
>safekeep own sagas and mythos and now brag on how theyre the original ones
ah yes, swedish "culture"

>>70633471
yeah, the colonization of Britain was a joint effort by Norway and Denmark. I was a bit unfair towards the porks when mentioning just Norway.

It was probably a bit more danes than norwegians too.

But the discovery of America, the invention of natural human rights, and true democracy is purely Norwegian. Danes had nothing to do with it.

>>70633523
sorry, it's lost. You have too much french in you by now.

Scotland and Ireland still has the good stuff though.

>>70633471
Well, i wonder why.

Fun fact: Ancient Finns saw Swedes(Hälsing) and Trolls(Hiisi) as the same.
Sweden(Helsinki/Hiisinki) aka Troll country was seen as a place worse than hell itself.

>>70633625
>too much french
but the only french in us is norman

and the normans were norse cosplaying as frogs

>>70633471
we send you a Christmas tree because you were really great lads in WW2.

More Brits died in the defense of Norway during the invasion than Norwegians.

When I had a summer job tending graves, I spent a bit more time making the war graves of the Brits look nice than the other graves.

>>70633666
Nice satan
Your words do not make sense though.
Is this a message to us that finnland os actually part of sweden, or what are you trying to say?

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>>70633778
i know m8

you're good lads x

>>70633797

The original Helsinki was Hälsingland.
The word shifted it's meaning to the city of Helsinki later, which was named äfter Hälsinglanders who settled there.

Trolls(Hiisi) were always seen as connected to the Troll country, Helsinki.

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>>70633536

>>70633778
>inbaded :--DDD
You should have joined the Germans instead, they had something going there.
Something great.

>>70633854
on the other hand, the Altmark incident wasn't cool at all. We really didn't want to join that shitfest of a war, and that incident basically dragged us into it.

We probably would've gotten invaded by the treacherous german anyway, since they attacked Denmark for absolutely no reason, so it's all cool.

And I think our merchant navy did their part in keeping Britain supplied. Something like 50% of all the fuel reaching Britain was transported by Norwegian ships.

>>70633873
We should have named it Nya Hälsingland or Nya Stockholm in true imperialist fasion.

But intersting to know.

>>70633942
Considering the Germans got their ideology from the Swedish aristocracy, it makes sense some of you guys wanted it this way.

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These are also ours

>>70634084
>Claiming goats now
Though theiving viking instincts are as strong as ever, I see

>>70634166
t. descended from vikings

>>70634166
They are called Nissar or tomtar, but you pbviously knew about them since before

>>70634084
these are bastardisation of the goatlike humanoid joulupukki who would eat stranded huntsmen during winter

>>70634461
>Bastardisation
We never stole any culture from you, stop it ffs

>>70631882
How do you know it's 100% swedish? Why can't it be both? Why are you so angry. No one cares.

>>70636582
I care

>>70636675
Not anymore

>>70636758
Yes, i do. Trolls are epic creatures, be happy of your country being actual vikings instead

>>70634498
christian bastard bitch

>>70636837
Not when they eat porridge

>>70636961
?

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>>70637046
>claim trolls are swedish
>doesn't know

>>70637046
http://www.caprino.no/movies/en/guttensomkappaat.asp

>>70637092
kek

>>70631882
>moose/elk is a swedish animal
Lol no.
Also, do you guys in Europe not distinguish between a moose and an elk? At least in Cree we do
>môswa
Moose
>wahpiti
Elk

>>70639189
We have the highest moose-per capita in the world,

Stay mad leaf