>When Kim Jong-il visited Russia in August 2001, official

Magic Kim

We're laughing but western media is almost as full of shit as this sometimes.

>>70606997
Implying it isn't true

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>>70609237

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>Kim Jong-Il will never visit you during a monsoon and use his magic Dear Leader powers to clear the storm

>>70606997
>revering Kim Jong-il's ability to "stop the rain and make the sun come out"
Looks like he just got high and drunk on Krokodil with the Russian diplomats

>>70609698

>le Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction that were really a flask of piss
>le terrorists that leave an ID behind on every terrorist attack's site
>le Trump who hired prostitutes to piss on Obama's bed in a Russia's hotel, totally not a troll that was relayed by the media as real news

Should I go on?

>>70606997
It's so ridiculous that it sounds more like something the western media would make up to ridiculise NK than a veridic fact.

>>70606997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkz5I0-kFDQ

So he could stop fucking rain in Russia, but couldn't stop floods in NK? What a shity water mage desu

>>70609237
Kim can indeed stop the rain and make the sun come out, nevermind the laser beam coming out of his midget eyes and his ability to eat more food by himself than the rest of the North Korean people.

>>70609833

Bring something about a leader who has supernatural powers.

>>70606997
It might not sound so strange under right circumstance.

It was suggested that weather report on ROC national day was always good

>>70609876
Just watch North Korean news. They are always quite heroic when it comes to presenting their great leader.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPwKh1u-Ksg

>>70611415

Well I have something close. When there was the explosion at Chernobyl thirty years or so ago, the French government (actually I think it was Sarkozy who was minister of spokesman or whatever at the time, he's always been a lying sack of scamming shit that one) claimed that the radioactive cloud would stop at the borders.

Because um... Because MAGIC OF THE FREE WORLD, I guess.

>>70609876
they are the choosen race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TlXmR8ZWH0

>>70611599
Looks comfy as fuck

>>70611823
I've seen worse nationalist propaganda coming from americans here on /int/

>>70611802
Charles Pasqua*

>>70612218

T'es sûr ?

>>70612064
kek, you are retarded. They are requesting help from the UN because their people are starving.

>>70612340
same for Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6qF5NU-ehU

>>70612428
RT is the same shit, no need to refer to esoteric Best Korea programming.

What happens if Kim starts visiting outher countries? Or going to give a speech at UN?

>>70612428
I fucking love hot snow, gooks can stay jealous

>>70606997
>best korea developing weather controlling device.

Well fuck, commiefornia is going to get flooded.

>>70612600
Apprently Kim's personality cult has its roots in the Japanese Emperor worship.

>>70612600
Tomorrow is Tuesday

>>70612631
Only Dennis Rodman can save you now capitalist pigs

>>70612739
I rather defect to atlantis like the rest of the refugees.

>>70606997
wait best korea gook women soldiers prance around in high heel boots ? Who the fuck made that decision ?

>>70612428
Holy shit, I didn't know it was that bad in USA

If I had spare money, I would donate to these humanitarian groups that work in USA

>>70613662

Probably Kim himself. He also executes people with anti-aircraft guns (which is kind of awesome, I won't lie, but still stupid).

>>70613724
Please! I haven't had snow coffee in months!!

>>70606997
I want this faggot to die so much.

>>70611415
Hillary Clinton was in the best shape of her life despite gaining and shit comes close

>>70606997
When the son will finally reveal his Stand?

>>70611415
Obama being a saint

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>>70609237
This

>>70609876
>redpilled monkey smashes filthy western propaganda
rare sight

>>70609237
You can't be serious. It's not even close.