ITT - things Russians never say I'll start: I don't

>>70587567
I don't.

>>70587567
*writes in fluent english*

i really enjoy living here

>>70587567
I don't.

I have a nuanced understanding of geopolitics, and the actions of my country are defensible.

>>70587567
I enjoy living in my home country

>>70587567

Katyń massacre was perpetrated by NKVD

>>70587680
It was.

My life is good. I am happy. I don't have a drinking problem.

"we need immigrants to fuck our women."

>>70587567
I'm free!

I've never been bored enough to watch animals have sex for entertainment.

>>70587567
I'm not alcoholic

The obsession continues

No one in my family is a drug addict

>>70587773
Yeah, sometimes we watch Australian porn

Ukraine is a legitimate ethnicity and I'm sorry for what my government is doing to oppress Ukrainians.

>>70587946
What the fuck dude, my brother died because of that and you make jokes just like that?
Fucking redcoat wankers.

British women are very attractive

>>70588026
>Ukraine is a legitimate ethnicity
Yep.

We can't be sorry for something we have no control over.

I'm kind of seething with anger right now, to be quite honest.

I never used injectable drugs

>>70587567
>i believe your proofs and acknowledge that i am wrong

My family tree has more than one branch.

>>70588190
I've heard russians say that a few times desu.

>>70587567
I don't have any female relatives who work as prostitutes

>>70587567

All of Russian media are full of government propaganda and should not be trusted as credible source of information.

>>70587946
No one in my family is a drug addict
>>70587793
I'm not alcoholic
>>70587715
My life is good. I am happy. I don't have a drinking problem.
>>70587680
Katyń massacre was perpetrated by NKVD
>>70588202
I never used injectable drugs only patches
Get rekt faggots

>>70588119
There is no reason to turn gay if you're a classic inbred Englishman.

>>70588319
t.Achmed

>>70587595
well ofcourse you don't say it, that's the whole point

Ahmed is the most popular name in UK.

>>70587567
I would certainly stop to help a bicyclist I ran over do to my own negligence.

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I don't have any carpets pinned to my wall

Good exists in the world. A random stranger on the street would look out for me. I would look out for them.

>>70588466
I don't have any carpets pinned to my wall
>t.moved 1 hour ago

>>70587611
underrated post

>>70587567
I feel

There is a black man living within a kilometre of myself

I don't live in commieblock

I've never sat on a bottle before.

>i don't drink vodka
>i'm attractive

I respect Ukranian national sovereignty.

>>70588466
I wonder how this folks can afford a camera. I mean I don't have it cause it's utterly useless with my neet style of life, but why such human trash have it?

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This thread is rude and I do not like it.

My heart has not been frozen cold by a world that has taught me not to trust or care about others. Cynicism and nihilism do not permeate my worldview.

Truthfully, we were the ones that shot down MH17 killing 298 innocents.

>>70587946
No one, lol. Except for me. But I'm not a junky actually, just smoke weed from time to time.

>>70588090
Magnificent post

>>70588635
Sorry man. I just hate Russia the country. Russians themselves can be bros. But seriously, fuck Russia.

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>UK and its thread.

>>70587567
I use cash money to pay for all goods and services provided while visiting europe as a tourist do to a personal preference and not because I am engaged in extensive illegal tax evasion and embezzlement.

I'm an excellent driver and always follow the rules of the road

I can respond to criticism without agression

>>70588559
... well, fuck you senpai. a good solid glass bottle is much better than sex shops dildo.

>>70588637
I don't think many people here have read Dostoevsky's books.

>>70587567
Torturing small animals does not give me a chubby.

Stalin was a vile man

>>70588714
>in russia we are very poor
>my family can not afford expensive fancy dildo like ukranian or american
>we sit on glass bottle because it all we can afford

>>70587567
i'm going to university

>>70588695
I don't get it. What's the problem with debit cards and unofficial salary?

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>>70588703
Jokes on you, I don't drive. Trolleybuses are superior.

>>70588533
There is a black man living within a kilometre of myself
Hes always doing pushups on my turnichki

I never give up First Blood.

>>70588796
Universities here are free, sempai.

Gitler was a good man.

>>70588831
>i never dive under the tower with no hp to blame my teammates right after

Bears are dangerous

>>70588854
I'm gay

>>70587567
I'll say anything you want me to, free of charge.

I respect peace

>>70588811
>I don't get it.
Now there's something russians say everyday.

I'm happy with my life.

>>70588863
>I always play support.

I'm not envious of everyone around me

>>70588979
>Finn said something stupid
>Russian didn't get it
Yeah a daily thing.

"I love Poland :3"

I'm horrified at how my ancestors treated indigenous Siberians.

>>70588683
And I hate Australia. Both people and the country. But /int/ is supposed to be a no bullying zone.

>>70589014
>i played support at least once
>i engage in productive communication with my teammates

>>70587567
I don't think being a criminal is a respectable career choice.

>>70588852
then you have no excuse

>>70589050
I like Poland

>>70589067
I don't give a shit

I never ask "any russians?" in online games

We are indeed helping Russian seperatists in Ukraine

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>>70589101
>int
>No bullying zone
Ask Indians what they think about it

>>70589146
I avoid russians in online games intentionally

Ukraine exists

>>70587567
A potato-vodka based diet is unhealthy

>>70589192
Good luck evading your kind in DOTA and having nice ping at the same time.

>i never resume the game if player on the other team DCd

>>70588367
>I'm not alcoholic
In Russian standards

>>70587567
Players of other nationalities enjoy playing online videogames with me do to my friendly attitude and good manners.

I'm human

>>70589203
Yeah because other nations take jokes about them so well right?

>>70589203
Actually some of them are pretty close to reality. Don't underestimate how shitty Russia is.

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>>70589186
>Asking Indians anything ever

>>70589279
I used to play on west eu, it was good.
Too bad dota is a shit game.

And westerners wonder why the rest of the world hates them.

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>>70589279
>DOTA
Oh now I see what kind of people shatting on us itt.

>>70589384
>It is our fault.

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>>70589384
>The rest of the world
>A pile of envy savage faggots

I don't get all the hate, I'm in russia right now and people are okay, the country is cool

>>70587567
As a tourist I understand being considered relatively wealthy in russia but only middle-class at best in other countries does not give me the authority to make outrageous demands to the hotel staff for the attention, physically and verbally assault them, drink the minibar empty without paying, vandalize the hotel room just before leaving and ignoring any followup bill.

>>70589439
>germany
>perfect world

>>70587567
''we'll reach helsinki tomorrow.''

>>70589495
It would be if there were no sandniggers to culturally enrich Germans. If you take away a bottle from an alcoholic he could be a good person.

>>70589458
Man this is so damn true

Russians think they are gods in Europe

>>70589050
I've never met a single russian who would actively hate Poland. Most of russians like it.

>>70589530
Idk, not my pick. Maybe they are too cucked.

Man, my country produces too much mother/son porn.

krim je ukraina

>>70589439
>wales
>cuck counts
>meme counts
>island full of hypocritical inbred's mixed with chavs (a.k. the lowest of gopniks evolution branch)
nah it's "perfect" enough already

>>70588723
What the fuck why? Do they not even read it at school?

My father/uncle/grandad is still alive and in my life

>>70590075
They should, but you know education in third world countries isn't best in the world.

>>70590075
We're supposed to read them at school but nobody wants to read fucking Dostoevsky's heavy ass morale books in the 7th grade. Hell, back in the day I thought to myself "I'm gonna be better than those uneducated idiots", forced myself to read Crime and Punishments and all I got from it was frustration because the book fucking sucks.

>>70589645
Cucks lmao.

>>70590366
sad
i guess russia is dead and will only serve as a gas station now

>>70590366
Your mother sucks nigger dicks you uncultured krokodil addicted swine.

>>70590684
Only as a pile with raw oil, sadly. You can pump it out if you give money to some people so that they can buy another mansion in Europe or America.

>>70589449
>Russia
>People are okay
>The country is cool
Well, hello there, fellow paid Cremlin bot! Have you ate your blini today? Is your salary good?

>>70591838
What are you talking about? I'm standing in the middle of moscow right this moment and its great. Best country in the world, everyone should come here and visit. Guaranteed you will not be beaten and robbed by gopniks.

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>>70587567
I don't because I'm an orphan...

>>70592145
lol

>>70589439
The gulf streams will fuck us up, man

>>70592145
would you like to be adopted?

>>70592145
are you a child mercenary/assassin?

>>70592248
I'm older than 18 now
>>70592254
I dunno. I've grown up in a foster family

>>70592427
and?

>>70592427
I used to know a russian orphan back from business.
he grew up killing people for money and now works in security

>>70592145
>>70592427
Did you enjoy the child sex slavery?

>>70587567
kek'd

just saw a 'i bought a wife from the ussr' documentry

>>70592462
why would you adopt a foreign student
>>70592193
>be American
>get shot on Christmas
lol, these events really took place once and they still do nowadays

>>70587731
They already here.

>>70588891
> I'm gay
>Moscow's regional flag
who would have thought

>>70592539
No, I'm a beta virgin

>>70587567
CYKA BLIAT was a mistaked

my town is full of ugly chicks

>>70592816
become a chick and raise the standards

>>70592836
i was responding to the OP

>>70593011
I'm the OP now

I'm sorry about 1968.

>>70588796
Aren't half Russians math genius, chessmasters and literary masterminds and the other half gangster byldo-tier?

>>70593807
this is true
t. mastermind surrounded by bydlo

>>70593807
No its 2% superhumans in good and bad ways and the rest is bydlo. You have to be superhuman to rise to the top from the endless bydlo. If you stop you eventually sink to becoming bydlo yourself and your intellectual days seem like a distant memory, a sweet lie, a failed ambition.

This is why all smart Russians are either gated from the rest of society or simply gtfo.

The country is a bog of despair.

>>70592145
I'll adopt you <3

>>70589439
the only thing decent there is greenland

east euros and south euros are much better lads irl than fucking g*rmanic "friends" that go out with you and drink at the pub once in a week but when you get in deep shit they tell you: oh um, im working yeah bye
fuck the north 2bh

>>70593970
Are you also chess wizard

>>70587567

I reply on a wide array of comprehensive news and media outlets for my understanding of global events and politics, not solely RT.

>>70595170
I don't read any news at all

>>70595240
Good subordinate
The oligarchs know best
Keep doing what you do

Russia is a beautiful country, the street are clean and our houses are lovely and comfy. Also the weather is great here, absolutely not depressing

I'm enjoying my life.

>>70595335
yes, thanks for caring about us so much, friend
I really appreciate it
kys, normie, why would a neet need to know about what's happening in the world

>>70590366
I read some stupid translation and I still thought the book was great

I don't think the problem was in the book, Vasily

>>70591838
>>70592022
You are a real pair of sad cunts, if you don't know how to enjoy this country that's your problem.

The australian retard actually has never been here I'm sure of that.

My feet aren't melting due to krokodil.

I lead a happy and fulfilling life, surrounded by a stable and loving family.

I had raised by full family

im not a putinbot

>>70599680
have been raised by a full family, dumb slav
t. Aslan

Lodygin is a fraud

russians are the nicest posters, why bully them? fucking savages

>>70587567
our president totally didn't kick king nigger's dirty butt for 8 years straight

>>70587567
Putin is not the best

>>70593625
>wanting not to have karel kryl

>>70588090
wew, oldschool memes

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Anime ruskis are the cutest.

russian girl are pure

You are not a cyкa блять.

It's fine, I will support and won't jungle, here is a ward offlane.

>>70589439
>no Iceland
Why? They seem like a pretty cool country

Crimea is rightfully Ukrainian

>>70607641
cliff jungle prophet best time of my life

>>70587567
i dont have Adidas tracksuit

>>70609245
funny, but i can't tell if i have any sports wear at all. seem the last time i wear something sportsy was at 2nd grade of uni like 5 years ago

Říhati

I don't turn violent if someone calls me a faggot

>>70587749
seriously underrated