Spain announces they will return to their 1600's/1700&#

Not really. As if they'd come back here.

Pretty fucked.

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>>70575773
kek, welcome to the 21st century

WTF? I love spain now!

>>70575799
>>70575833
>>70575931
>>70575949

All former colonies with different responses. Really makes you think.

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>How fucked is your cunt ?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>70575773
Mucho excellente.
Only thing what we need is some new Reich. But these krauts won't listen to an Ami nooo.

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turn back the clock on Spain?

>>70576053
I think if Spain wasn't in a civil war during World War 2, they would have joined the axis powers

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>>70576040
>Be France
>Occupy Spain
>All is doing good
>Bring mamelukes to control the Spaniards
>They resemble moors
>Even the spanish citizens lose their mind when they see them
>Kill them all
>Lose war to peaseants

>>70576066
This. And if the Axis accept Polan they wouldn't have been subverted so badly from the inside. Instead, the Soviets would've been torn form the inside out.

>>70576087
>mamelukes

huh...? Really ?

topkek, the absolute madmen

>>70576104
>The Second of May 1808 depicts the beginning of the uprising when the Mamelukes of the French Imperial Guard are ordered to charge and subdue the rioting citizens. The crowd sees the Mamelukes as Moors, provoking an angry response. Instead of dispersing, the crowd turned on the charging Mamelukes, resulting in a ferocious melee.

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>Hitler referred to the division as "equal to the best German ones". During his table talks, he also said:
>To troops, the Spaniards are a crew of ragamuffins. They regard a rifle as an instrument that should not be cleaned under any pretext. Their sentries exist only in principle. They don't take up their posts, or, if they do take them up, they do so in their sleep. When the Russians arrive, the natives have to wake them up. But the Spaniards have never yielded an inch of ground. One can't imagine more fearless fellows. They scarcely take cover. They flout death. I know, in any case, that our men are always glad to have Spaniards as neighbours in their sector.[8]

>Later when Hitler considered an invasion of Spain to remove Franco and replace him with Agustín Muñoz Grandes, he decided against it, saying "The Spaniards are the only tough Latins. I would have a guerrilla war in my rear."[9]


>The Spaniards are the only tough Latins


Fucking Spain and war man.

Tfw no hairy brown short conquistador bf

>>70576193
Why didn't Spain conquer Portugal?

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>>70576310
They got aljubarroted.

>>70576066
>during
Was before. 1936-1939, really a proxy war between the axis and the soviet union

>>70576125
Doesn't seem like they used that power when confronting actual Moors

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Annual
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rif_War

>>70576420
Yes they did.

See this battle against pakis.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cartagena_de_Indias

>>70576482
Funny is that literally every country on earth has "won" a battle against us and celebrates it as their biggest, most honourable victory while we quietly dominated the world for multiple centuries and created modern civilisation through the Industrial Revolution. Success breeds jealous, admiration and contempt.

>>70576526
Not really. You just asked when they did well against moors and I gave you an answer.

Can give you another example if you want.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tarragona_(August_1641)

>>70576596
The joke being that us and the French, two noble peoples vastly superior to the Portuguese, and factually also less Moorish than the Portuguese, are Moors?

Hilarious lad. Look in the mirror and open a history book. Don't need to say more than that.

>>70576526
We've never gone to war actually, I believe you once did make those threats but chickened out.

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>>70576636
>Look in the mirror and open a history book. Don't need to say more than that.

Just checked the mirror since I'm a Northern Tuga I don't share the problem my southern countryman share honestly.

Also yes, history book. I see uncontrolled mass immigration from 1950's forward in the UK.

I wonder how much brown your grandchildren will be compared to my white ones.

Let's just give some 50 years.

>>70575773

*unsheeth perfidiousness*

NOT FAST ASSPAIN

>>70576066
Indeed. And with us, certain sympathizers like Argentina, powerful industrial power at the time. The war would have reached the Americas much sooner and the Axis would have been strengthened.

>>70575773
Well, we now kind of have the guns now... like, automatic guns... so....

>>70576692
All you Portuguese are the same, with a massive inferiority complex because you're the runt of Western Europe and you've been a shithole for about 300 years now, with no end in sight.

I look at Portugal and see a poor nation, a nation full of incompetent, lazy leeches huddled together like baboons in some godforsaken corner of the continent.

>>70576526
>we quietly dominated the world for multiple centuries
Lol. Not even at the height of the Brittish empire the UK had a decent army. The Brits in Crimea got humilliated by the fucking Russians and it took 2 wars to defeat a bunch of Dutch rednecks

>>70576792

The same goes for you:

>>70576760

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Con un puñado de Guardias Reales sería suficiente para vencer a los ahogadrones de los portugueses.

>>70576261
> tfw no native American gf to civilise and Christianise

>>70576310
good question, seems like the natural thing to do

>>70576760
the uk will cease to be a country in 20 years
there are so many immigrants in England that your national identity will be completely destroyed

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Poca broma.

>>70576827

>>70576760
Same goes for you too, mick.

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>>70576760
>Shithole
>UK
>Country literally ruined by immigration and with shit quality housing from the 60's and 70's

Give me a break.

You earn more at the end of the month. That's it. And it's still laughable compared to Norway or Switzerland or even fucking Ireland.

I live a peaceful and quiet life, not gonna move to shithole for jew morals, sorry.

>>70576028
Because for Mexico and the Philippines Spain seems like a civilised nation, while for us they look like some African shithole.

>>70576896
>while for us they look like some African shithole
>Coming from literal Morroco
>People who come to Portugal in fucking vans saying their cities are ruined

Come on now.

>>70576760
>incompetent lazy leeches
you can literally live off having 2 babies if you are a woman in UK
you make more money doing that than having a regular job as a woman

>>70576310
The Eternal Anglo was Portugal's greatest ally

>>70575773
fugg time to learn spanish again

>>70576193
So Hitler didn't considered the French as latins?

>>70577348
You guys didn't defend much.
Your resistance was a joke compared to teh Yugoslav one

>>70576809
I'm talking about nazi theory. Hitler said that French were 2nd greatests fighters after the Germans.
So if Spaniards are #1 Latin, he didn't considered us as Latin, because we were #2 of the whole world.
Don't give a shit btw French resistance was ridiculous.

>>70577428
Gaelic-Germanic then?
Hitler was wrong though, weren't the subjects of the Eternal Anglo the best? Canadians, Scots and what not

>>70576964
Why are you so butthurt? Portugal is even worse than Spain. Your GDP per capita is less than half of us.

You should really fuck off from the EU and join the African Union

>>70577449
Anglos accorsing to Hitler:
English: mixed colonialists cousins
Scots: celts inferior to Englishs
Austalians: chavs of England
Canadians: chavs of Europe
Americans: filthy chavs of Europe

If it wasnt for UK, Portugal wouldnt exist today as an independent nation. So be grateful to them.

Anyways, if Spain decides to go hard nowadays i dont think Portugal would be a primary objective. Northern Africa and Southamerica.

>>70577572
Churchill used to call Adolf Hitler the "private" and he couldnt believe that a simple soldier could become the leader of a country
he had the stereotypical mentality of being of a privileged family, born rich, basically the stereotypical rich guy from the royalty that you see in TV and movies

>>70577880
Nothing.

>>70578459
this. in a good way you'll just fit in.

>>70577880
will you stop obsessing about your hapa heritage? you look fine.

>>70578511
Im not hapa

>>70577691
Real proof that elites can be a good thing tho.

>>70577880
You look southern Italian t b h

where are the guys in those fucked up helmets n shiet?

>>70577880
Your chin recedes a tad to much.

>>70577880
those lips look like they do a good job sucking dick

must make u lots of $$$

>>70576526
>and celebrates it as their biggest
no, biggets against u was the 100 years war and nobody gives a fuck here, we always celebrate the independence against Napoleon, there we also forgot that u come here to help, wich was in fact a lie : "In Rodrigo, the main facts were drunkenness and pillaging; In Badajoz to the satisfaction of the carnal appetites and to the murder they came to add to them the rapine and the drunkenness. But in San Sebastian, the most hideous and repugnant cruelty was added to the list of crimes"

>>70577880
You look amerindian.

>>70576310
They tried many many times.

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>>70578980
soon

>>70578980
>many times
I can only count 2 times and both were won by Spain

>>70576760
What's your Problem with Portugal? Fuck off and stop bullying them

>>70576792
Russians got battered. The great redean was the only true milliary failure.

>>70579615
>Russians got battered
By France. The Brittish troops were a total joke

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>>70575773
>1600's/1700's level

Do you mean when we were destroyed after the 30 years war, war of succession and the seven years war?