Could I get a job in your country? Canada fucking sucks and NOBODY

>>70531089
if you want to take the job of the argies, sure.

This is a fake resume you use to keep autism bux right?

Didn't you have to do an internship to get your accreditation?

>>70531089
You can't, start to learn interesting skills before searching for a job.

>>70531089
I would have killed myself if my resume was that bad.

Was all that effort for a fake resume really worth it?
I hope for your sake that's fake

Jesus Christ, it's Pets Mart, not Pet Smart.

>>70531089
Sure. You could be a loader, a packer, a janitor or a cashier.

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>mfw this is gonna be my resume with the high school job and a 3.5 gpa
Any ideas of how I can improve my resume? Seems kind of pathetic now that I think about it.

>>70531248
It's PetSmart. OP shouldn't have put a space but Pets Mart isn't correct either.

>>70531089
Fix that shit

Work Life:
1. Pet Smart (time period)
- Learnt and developed proficiency at determinating efficent nutritient needs for canine, feline, rodent, reptiles and birds (you learnt how many scoops of shit they needed to survive)
- In charge of product maintenance (you fed the pets)
- Developed coordination and group working skills
2. Husky (time period)
- In charge of critical hydraulic infrastructure

Skills:
- Office suite
- Civil3D (dunno whats that)
- Excellent written english language
- Excellent verbal english language
- Proficient public relations skills

Extracurriculars:
- Debate club member

Hobbies:
- Literature
- Historiography
- Family acitivities
(Gaming is not a hobby. Politics makes you a poltard. Family and friends are not a hobby)

>>70531089
Idiot you have to mention you actively participate in an international community website discussing culture, issues etc

>gaming
I love you role playing candian best poster

>>70531089
>hobbies: gaming
Yeah no

>>70531415
yeah it's pretty clear he's trolling

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>>70531089
>Excel, microsoft office

>gaming as a hobby
Fucking stupid leaf god damn

>>70531089
You could get a call center job on just showing up

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>>70531089
>Hobbies: gaming

is the autistic canadian roleplayer the same guy as the Canadian Jorge?

>>70531424
this.

i like gaming too tb_h fám

>>70531863
Ye
There are 2 atm
Candian jorge makes self deprecating threads
RPC makes meme threads
Both are Good lads

>>70531089
>putting your GPA on your resume
>ever

>>70531837
what do employers consider to be real hobbies?

>>70531891
>good lads

don't encourage them

>>70531901
tourism, clubs, gym, meth

>>70531901
reading, exercise/sports, acting, photography, travelling (lame "hobby" one but good to say), non-edgy musical instrument like violin, learning languages etc.

>>70531912
I employ them :^)

>>70531891
Jorge is kind of fun tho. Pls don't talk bad about him

>Falling for the university meme

LMAO you fucking idiot.

>>70532044
I never did
I even tried to get him to talk to a girl that said she would shag him from Portugal

Here are my hobbies:

Reading
Chess (1900 ELO)
Programming (C)
Art
Playing piano

Don't you have some school projects you can mention or something?

>>70532084
kek that's funny and sad af. Poor Jorge

>>70532104
>art
That's like saying "things"

>>70531089
BAHAHAHA THIS HAS GOT TO BE BAIT

>>70531089

the fuck is GPA?

>>70534302
Good person awards
Like good boy points

>>70531089
You didn't even put how long you worked there retard. Don't put hobbies nobody gives a shit youre a gamer and make the font smaller so it doesn't look like a 12 year old made it

>>70532033
>travel
>good
Wouldn't they just assume you'll be a pain in the ass with all your holidays?

>>70531089
>Could I get a job in your country?
hahaha.

dont think you could get a job anywhere

>hobbis
>gaming