>"Why do you keep saying 'poo in the loo' around

POOOOOO

god i read that in the most obnoxious shrill voice

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>>70488598
I AM GREEK

>>70488598
>>70488616
IIINNNNNNN

LOOO

>>70488598
I'd date her tbqhwy

>>70488895
you are a fucking degenerate

>>70488598 (OP)
It's not me, it's my retarded friend Bryan sweetheart. I will talk to him
>He really is getting on our nerves. You better get rid of him
Don't worry. So you see, I was planning a dinner in my flat tonight, I was wondering if you wouldn't want to come, we are going to have fondue, maybe watch some movies. I remember you saying to me that we need somewhere calm to talk.
>hihih anon, but will be only us there?
Well, I called a friend of mine, he will be bringing his girlfriend and some good wine, he made a sommelier course, hahahah. He is a nice fellow, you will like him.
>what time?
Around 6 I think, I can pick you up and take you home later. It's saturday, so i take you don't work tomorrow right? (smile my best smile).
>haha, no, I do not (she smiles back, I can see how excited she is)
Okay then, you message me when you are ready. See you later (kiss her cheek while holding her hand, then I smile at her with my most sincere stare)

Well, now I have to learn how to make fucking fondue.

>>70488935
autism

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>>70488935
>that autism

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>>70488935
You need many years of therapy

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>>70488964
>>70488975
>>70489027