/cum/

Please visit Iowa

>>70483905
literally nothing

I invented sex

I love my gf's tummy :3

The only good thing about Finland are the Finns

>>70483924
t. serviceman

>>70483944
post pics

I think the Falcons will win the super bowl. I think they have the offense to just plain outscore New England. It will be an offense heavy game though. This is assuming the patriots won't cheat (they will).

>>70483905
one day I had a steak in des moines and spent a night in davenport

>>70483905

Where the fuck is IOWA lmao.

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>The Patriots cheat

>>70483980
in the Slipknot album

>>70482787
>>70483974

>>70483980
It's not in heaven. I can tell you that much.

https://9to5mac.com/2017/01/23/mac-sales-declined-nearly-10-last-year-as-lenovo-dell-and-others-gained-ground/
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/26/microsoft-earnings-q2-2017.html
>apple btfo

>>70483967
>implying the NFL hasn't already decided the Pats will win
They could have made it less blatant by having them play an actually good team like the Packers, not sure what the thinking behind having Atlanta win was

This way it'll just be a boring blowout to NE

post your jams bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-ayNSWYDZI

>>70483992
They do. They've been caught for it twice. Get over it. Other teams cheat too.

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mexicans, did you see trump's newest executive order?

>>70483978
I have to ask why you were in Iowa in the first place

>>70483980
Your friends and neighbors don't seem to have any trouble finding it.

>>70484028
The packers had a shit defense and anyone who considered them a contender is a filthy casual.

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>>70484030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbkqE4fpvdI

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So we all put catsup on our eggs right?

>>70484095
>catsup

CHI.

And no, i eat my eggs with sauce.

>>70484095
I put ketchup on my kraft mac and cheese

might try the DENNIS system to get a gf

>>70484095
Yes, catsup has been the victim of a terrible globalist smear campaign. It's a perfectly legit condiment.

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>>70484095
Fuck no

>mfw people I know can't eat fucking breakfast pizza without putting ketchup on it

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You can call me Michel Trudeau tonight, because I'm drowning in kokanee

inb4 I don't get it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Trudeau

>>70484095
>putting ketchup on anything

>>70484115
what kind of sauce?
>>70484118
my nigga
>>70484126
>people you know eat breakfast pizza
you should probably find new people
also you have shit taste

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>>70484126
>breakfast pizza
kys fucker

>>70484146
Drink that when I visit Washington. Taste like Coors tbqfwy.

>>70483905
I did it was pretty good except Sioux City please get rid of that part please

>>70484158
I put ketchup to my coins, they end up pretty clean and shiny

>>70484158
don't tell me you don't put catsup on your hot dogs

>>70484095
ew no

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>>70484126
>breakfast pizza

>>70484162
i think i should have said "salsa" for (you).

So yeah, hot sauces mostly, not tabasco because is pure vinegar.

I use ketchup in my particle accelerator.

>>70484060
driving from bc to georgia

didn't seem bad, but couldn't tell any difference between states in the area

>>70484162
>>70484166
>not liking breakfast pizza
what the fuck is wrong with you faggots

Who into /watches/ here?

>>70484199
>putting ketchup on anything

>>70484199
mustard and kraut is the best hotdog topping desu
but nothing wrong with ketchup

>>70484219
casioboi reporting

>>70484088
p fun tune, my man

>>70484210
whats it smell like afterwards

>>70484219
my brother said watches are the only jewelry that's acceptable for men

I don't like wearing a watch, because how could I have an excuse to be late

>>70484218
what the fuck is wrong with you nigga
>>70484207
>hot sauce on eggs
uh
uh
>>70484221
bet you're alergic to fun

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>but nothing wrong with ketchup

>>70484218
I have no fucking idea what a breakfast pizza is
sounds like something a californian would eat

>>70484233

Post pic

>>70484243

Watches are based

>>70484235
Really fast ketchup

>>70484211
>couldn't tell any difference between states in the area
Minnesota outside Minneapolis, Illinois outside of Chicago, Wisconsin outside of Milwaukee, Nebraska, and the Dakotas are all pretty much the same as Iowa to be fair

>>70484176
Sioux City is the anus of the state, Ottumwa is the armpit

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>>70484271
fucking commies

>>70484219

watches are pure signaling.

they
signal
that
you
love
sucking
cocks.

>>70484243
>>70484219

Watches are uncomfortable.

It's the same story with those dudes who carry around a wallet in their back pocket which are 2-3 inches thick.

Don't know how anyone can stand that shit.

>>70484271
No, we eat BBQ chicken pizza. Food is literally the only thing we excel at. Frick off.

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>tfw too lazy to play video games

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>>70484248
>he doesn't buy ridiculously overpriced locally made organic ketchup

>watching an old british couple die of radioactive fallout while reminiscing about ww2 and waiting for things to become normal again when we all know they wont

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>>70484271
pic related

MidBest here btw

>>70484305
nothing wrong with bbq pizza
buffalo chicken pizza is better though

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>breakfast pizza
>bbq chicken pizza

im starting to get a little worried about america.

>>70484329
wheres the pineapple?

>>70484319
Saw some organic ketchup at Trader Joe's for a buck fifty. It's pretty good stuff.

>>70484219
>having a watch
>2017
just put on your pride wristband fag

>>70484339
BBQ chicken za is amazing.

>>70484339
Worried about our superiority, perhaps?

>>70484342
>pineapple on breakfast pizza
>pineapple on pizza
>pineapple on anything instead of by itself

>>70484339
Anything is possible and permitted during breakfast, but you must choose wisely.

who /balding/ here?

>>70484384
your missing out

>>70484286
sioux falls to somewhere in eastern ohio is just a big corn field

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Does your leader have a nice ass?

USA
Yes

>>70484329
doesn't look too bad, but I would rather have pancakes or waffles with bacon and egss

>>70484391
I have obvious alopecia and a mature hairline but not close to balding.

>>70484390
That is the most American thing I've heard today

Honestly pineapple should only ever be used to marinate pork. The beaners know what I'm talking about.

my dad is 74 and still gets regular haircuts

get fucked hairlets

>>70484427
let me touch you

>>70484442
You get your hair genes from your mom.

>>70484455
>tfw mom is balding

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just gonna grab myself a can of pop

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WIJ

>>70484427
dude u r double jointed

>>70484455
well my hair grows pretty quickly and she's also fine. my matrilineal grandma still has a full head of silver hair

>>70484482
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.

root beer is not pop.

>>70484455
>my mom's side of the family were all non-balding spics
I hope to God you're right

>>70484494
holy shit replied to the wrong post
but you could marinate pork with a root beer i guess

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>pop

tfw my dickhole hurts

>>70484523
Some people make coke marinades. I'm not crazy about it.

>>70484482
>>70484524
>mfw lifelong Midwesterner
>mfw I call it soda as it should be called

>>70484505
Root beer is pop what are you smoking Pedro?

>>70484549
You're not a Midwesterner sorry

>>70484549
How have they not lynched you yet?

>>70484575
good I never liked this siberian shithole anyway

alright 2017 year of the new me being social and shit

just got back from a bar near me known as a "dive bar" and got a fancy stout, a guiness, an order of fries and a double shot of stoli for 19 bucks. Was that good? There were a bunch of qts there that I wouldnt mind flirting with once I get the balls

Alta California > Baja California

>>70484584
Thing about Midwesterners is they are polite people who don't chimp out at the drop of a hat, like the rest of the country. Also any black people here don't call it "pop" anyway, so that helps.

>>70484592
That's not bad. Most places around my are 5 bucks a drink or like 12 for a pitcher of domestic lager.

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im hungry

>>70484592
pregame at home

trick is to get women when they're vulnerable
trying asking a single smoker for a light
smokers are easier to pick up

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I have awoken

>>70484592
Did you go by yourself?

I used to go to bars by myself occasionally but I just can't anymore, for some reason. Just feels too weird.

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>>70484599
It's the same shit but in different countries... for now.

>>70484626
Good evening.

somebody give me a big wet kiss on the lips

>>70484617
This guy's received an MBA at Harvard, pretty sure his genes are superior to who ever made this meme

>>70484608
True dat.
Half of my family lives in Michigan, and they're some of the most gentle people on Earth

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*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff

It's not the same at all.

>>70484651
Which ones?

(pls be a girl(female))

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what's my eta?

>>70484655
What if the meme maker went to Cambridge

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Thread seems to be moving a little slow

Did everyone get gfs or become normies? Fug

Cheese is pretty dank.

>>70484707
I'm not posting because no one else is

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>>70484707
I'm eating

>>70484614
alright nice. I'll definitely be hitting it up more often

>>70484618
I don't smoke anymore but I'll probably bring a lucy just for this. good idea

>>70484629
yea, I have 0 friends. There were at least 2 other people by themselves but the place was totally packed so I just felt intimidated and didn't acknowledge anyone other than the bartenders

>>70484664
THICCC

>>70484684
till you become Conan O'brien? 12 maybe 15

>>70484737
im cooking

>>70484737
fat

>>70484738
what state are you in
I'll go to bars with you

t. drunk

>>70484745
pls be meatballs

>>70484704
It would depend on his achievements, Bannon's done pretty well for himself

Spaghetti squash is okay. Not a superior substitute for pasta just healthy. Also tried some chia seed bar. It was good. Maybe hippies are on to something.

>>70484745
I'm scratching my ass

>>70484655
>harvard
>mba

nigga they give that shit like hot cakes.

should i watch barefoot gen? think i might have seen it lik 11 years ago :o

>>70484758
t. serial killer

>>70484707
>Did everyone get gfs or become normies? Fug
All I know is mexican posters are always out during the weekend since we're all normies in general.

>>70484762
no, 2 rashers of bacon, an egg and a slice of toast

>People actually believe Bannon is a racist

He's a small government civic nationalist.

>>70484777
don't be like that

I'm not into guys so it's fine

he will not divide us

>>70484756
nou

>>70484758
other guy wasnt me but pennsylvania

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I think all of the dialogue for He Man was recorded in a bucket

>>70484777
pls respond
>>70484758

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>>70484822
where at?

>be feminists
>march with vagina hat on
>get shit on by "women" with penises

Leftist literally destroy themselves

>>70484826
>>70484822

>>70484830
oh god. uhh the east part

>>70484822
pls be Eastern PA

that way I can live with my relatives in Jersey and drive over there on the weekends

purely platonic of course

>>70484824
Oh my god does he try

>>70484775
Alright you go get one then, get an MA at Georgetown while you're at it too

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>>70484844
wew...

>>70484848
Ay nice numbers

Tonight I took this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porchcrawler

And replaced the gin with rum because fuck gin. I call it the Staten Island Iced Tea (trashier than Long Island because it has beer in it)

Is this win y/n

Pittsburgh

>>70484664
where did this copypasta come from i've seen it all year and some last year
and why didnt trump wear a maga hat to prevent that from happening

>>70484884
Always thought that was called a boilermaker

>>70484869
>not 732
fug

>>70484781
great joke

>>70484886
idk some strayan spammed it

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>>70484885
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>70484885
Is it actually ok living there? Seems like it mite b cool but on the other hand it's always seemed like Detroit-lite to me. Redpill me on Carnegie Mellon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

On a side note I've been seeing the same fucking stop sign captcha for hours lmao. It's in a terrible spot to click on, anyone else see it? (didn't screencap)

>>70484947
Pittsburgh is nothing like Detroit except for the run down houses, and even that's not close. You can drive down the recessed expressways in the city and there are stretches where every other house for miles is using a tarp for a roof.

>>70484947
trillions of chinks, they came out of nowhere like a swarm of cicadas

>>70484994
>there are stretches where every other house for miles is using a tarp for a roof
so uhh how is that different from Detroit

t. never been to either place

are mormons unitarian?

>>70485019
I was talking about Detroit not Pitty. I haven't been to Pitt but I was looking at buying real estate there cause it has a lot of potential.

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>it's another "/cum/ is getting slow again" episode.

How's your friday night going?

>>70485042
I think they're technically polytheistic

>>70485068
It's been pretty lewd

How's yours?

>>70485066
Pittsburgh is gentrifying. May be a good time to buy. It's one of the few rust belt cities to adept to a new market.

reee i need a movie that isnt an anime to watch and im all out of good ones

>>70485102
"Poor Little White Boy"

>>70485102
Seven Samurai

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>Tfw Friday in the Maritimes
>High schoolers shooting fireworks at cars
>Drunk people smashing beer bottles on Mailboxes
>Faggots from the Sands jumping off bridges
>Everyone getting piss drunk and watching some fucking golf
>People starting massive bonfires in parking lots
It's like when the weekend rolls around we turn fucking mad max

>>70485102
Triumph of the Will

>>70485119
too gay

>>70485122
too old for my mood atm(I AM NOT A PLEB)

>>70485128
see above although i am sure it is a very good film mr goebbels

>>70485126
Does Nova Scotia really not have roads?

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>>70485068
It's nice

https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1480883880073.webm

>>70485102
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It holds up surprisingly well.

>>70485093
I feel a little bit surprised it since it's all quiet over here. Pretty weird desu.

HWNDU is the the greatest thing ever

>>70485167
Gonna go get beer and maybe set up my PC. LA county flag may make a return.

>>70485149
It's a saying that there's different seasons in NS.
Winter
Spring
Road Constructions
Road constructions.

why do americans still makin movies?

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post supermarkets

>>70485215
Because a billion chinamen exist

>>70485126
Did the EI checks come in today?

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>believed as a kid that everyone would listen to electronic music in the future
>wondered why because I thought it'd sound like shit
>The Year MMXVII comes
>mostly listen to electronic music

being on the moon must have been the most surreal experience ever desu

>>70485228
Did you get your pussy sown shut yet?

>supported trump from the start
>everyone in my uni hated me
>thought if he won and became president people will start to like me more
>no one likes me and hates me even more now
WHY
ITS
JUST
NOT
FAIR

>>70485243
What about being the first person to realize that you get milk by pulling and squeezing a cow's tit?

>>70485188
Same with maine, but my friends always say nova scotia has no roads regardless of the construction

http://www.strawpoll.me/12214140

>>70485249
thank /pol/

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>>70485252
Well, They ain't wrong.

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I learned not to go with strangers because of he man

>>70485273
>the bluenose a part of our heritage ad
>now if they did one about a boat it would be komagata maru

So when is California seceding

Just a friendly reminder that the Maritines, Alberta, and BC belong to America.

>>70485243
>believing in the moon landing
fucking sheep

>>70485299
They'd probably sink Bluenose II first in a "Freak boat explosion" and blame it on the French.

>>70485249
That's the awkward moment when you realize that life is a joke.

>>70485308
Never.

eyo, I'm from brooklyn, bada bing, bada boom

>>70485308
EYO

>>70485308
No time soon.

>>70485302
related

>In 1985 Metzger was invited to speak at a rally of the Nation of Islam. Despite Metzger's open racism towards blacks, the two groups found common ground in their desire for racial separation and in their hate of Jewish people. Metzger donated $100 to the Nation of Islam

>>70485308
Same time New York stops being infested by Puerto Ricans.

>>70485311
absolutely not

I'm walking 'ere

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>>70483905

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>>70485153
>mfw there's absolutely no way to make posting from my bed comfy

>>70485333
Nobody asked for your opinion. Canadians will be deported when we take back our land.

whats the most underrated war movie lads? im bored outta my mind

>>70485219
why the fuck do all the asian and foreign people go to superstore

>>70485348
Deported to where?Amarillo?

>>70485348
shant be reading this

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>>70485343
>>70485324
>>70485323
is this going to happen every time i make a good post

>>70485365
HEY AHM WALKIN EER.

>>70485365
>Brooklyn
>good posts
FUGGEDABOUDIT

>>70485356
because it's cheap probably

most i see go to walmart to be honest with you

>>70485358
louisiane

HWNDU HAS ENDED 1435 DAYS TOO EARLY

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>>70485219

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>>70485365
Oh come on, it's cute

>>70485375
Say it with me
N E W
A C A D I A

>>70485358
To the part of Canada that isn't Alberta, BC, or the Maritimes.

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The babby.

>>70485351
Evita

>tfw my father made chicken tenders for dinner and i laughed and made him feel bad
how do i control being a sperg
fuck you 4chan

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>american supermarkets

>>70485380
It's over?

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>>70485219
this place is amazing

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>>70485372
white man's store checking in

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>>70485400

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrHCAtHChis

>>70485402
camera died

>>70485380
what's that?

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>>70485347
I'm not actually in bed
It's just how I feel

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>>70485406
fake news

>>70485413
lmao looks like this murrifat got btfo

>>70485219
Is every store in canada just ikea?

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>>70485346

>>70485400
Can't tell if he passed out or died of a heart attack.

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>>70485380
>1453

>>70485406
Damnit man, Why does every single one look the same. This one could literally be the one down the road.

>>70485400
I don't blame the guy. Lays are pleb tier chips.

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>>70485426
>tfw have to shop here or drive a ways

>>70485398
dont want to fall asleep yet

>>70485449
I like Safeway. Frick off. We don't have him where I am.

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>>70485428
yes

we don't have the 4 wheel steering shopping carts though
>>70485449
the superstore in my neighbourhood got turned into a co-op

there's still one like 2 kilometres away but it's in a complete shithole of a shopping centre

>>70485420
That's happened before, I doubt this will be the end of it

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>>70485406

Ate a Quiznos sandwich earlier

>tfw goodlooking

>>70485462
not superstore ffs safeway

>>70485460
yeah i dont like circumcision either

>>70485476
>Quiznos
those still exist?
>>70485478
feels good

>>70485365
WHATSAMATTAWITYOU

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>>70485405
>not wegmans

>tfw penn station doesnt have buffalo chicken sandwiches
>tfw subway does
>no one in my family understands why i like subway more
dang it

>>70485406
got blackout drunk at the owner's daughters place once

weird new years

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Everyone west of Kingston needs to be sacrificed to the Donair gods.

>>70485489
Yes, and it's pretty good. Better than Subway, at least.

official submarine sandwich chain rankings
1. quiznos
2. subway
3. death itself
---------------HILARIOUSLY HUGE power gap------------------
4. mr. sub

>>70485476
I made a giant watery shit in the Quiznos sink when I was a kid once

>>70485455
It's Marxist crap anyway.

how far can you drive before ending up in another state

20 minutes here

>>70485530
i once threw up in a swiss chalet ama

>>70485524
only problem with quiznos is it's messy and a bit more expensive than subway

>>70485530
I made a giant watery shit in your mouth when you were a kid once.

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>>70485489
it really does mate

>>70485539
Once jerked off in a Tacobell bathroom
AMA

>>70485489
>those still exist?
there was one for sale here

owner went from asking 130k to 50k
supposedly it's like amway and they just fuck you into going into debt paying the company for stuff

I will literally get fag married to a Canadian for the citizenship

who's up for it

>>70485539
was it because of the chicken

>>70485554
Post pics.

>>70485524
Jimmy Johns should be three

A Canadian girl brought me some Cheezies
AMA

>>70485538
60-90 minutes idk I don't want to get a DUI

>>70485540
this
quiznos went out of business where I live kek

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ah yes, americans

>>70485524
supposedly in america the supplier situation is different and subway isn't as good and mr. sub is a bit better and a lot closer in quality

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i've got balls of steel

https://www.amazon.ca/Doctors-of-death/dp/B0007AN9V0
bought this set of books for 16 bux today ama

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>>70485405
ShopRite and Acme (if you're in the northeast).

Gonna go buy a six pack of IPA lol

>>70485557
no

i had norovirus and didn't know at that point

>>70485539
I ate at a swiss chalet once AMA

Also my parents took us to a Zeller's because they're plebs and there was nothing but pajeets there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGDkdx2zjK0

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>>70485582
Should've bought the Dark Tower series desu.

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>>70483893
What are you vaping, /cum/?

I just got two 30ml bottles of max VG juice, and I sort of regret it. I asked for a PG/VG mix, but the lady at the small tobacconist/head shop/vape shop in the mall told me max VG vapes smoother and doesn't gunk up your coils.

It does vape smoother, but you can hardly taste the flavour, and I'm pretty sure she lied about it gunking up the coil, because I'm 2 days in and my coil already tastes slightly burnt.

And now I have a slightly sweet flavour stuck in my mouth for hours.

I knew I should have went with a PG/VG mix. That's what real vape shops sell. 30% PG, 70% VG.

>>70485554
there's a 20k bond you have to put down so you don't collect welfare before you're eligible to work

>>70485589
>north east
>not hannahfords

>>70485563
Picture Conor McGregor except fatter and probably shorter, and without tats

>>70485599
>stephen king
read enough of him to know how that would go

>>70485569
don't exist in canada

I like it, don't have to hear their ads about how fast they are

>>70485613
oh it says jeusie

>>70485575
>Florida Man

>>70485619
I read a lot of him too, It was actually really different change from Salem's lot and Carrie. Shit like that.

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>>70485600
YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT SHOULD BE EXILED TO THE NIGHETTO DOWN THE FUCKING STREET

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF VAPERS SUCK FAT COCK

>>70485597
canadian macy's is the bay, and zellers was their discount store

then target bought and rebranded them, but had horrible supply chain management and closed, losing billions in 18 months

>you will never shitpost about a supermarket this hard
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34114587/
feels bad

Friendly reminder that BC belongs to us and Canada owns it illegally simply because we didn't want war with the Brits again. Everything below the 54th is American.

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>>70485575
*looks away for dixie*

Jersey Mike's is the best sub chain. It's a bit pricy though. I'm a man who likes a quality sandwich though. Subway is shite but I like the sweet onion chicken teriyaki.

>>70485602
I don't really know what that means but I came into some money so I'm good for it

Now I just have to get used to the BCC

>>70485589
the scissors make the guys face look like its been stretched due to a bad panoramic shot

>>70485644
I thought Zellers was Sears t.b.h.

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>>70485597
i miss zellers

don't know why but i do

>>70485613
Acme sells decent supermarket sushi. Otherwise, I'd go to NetCost or H-Mart. ShopRite has a special place in my heart because I used to go there all the time as a kid.

newwww
>>70485680
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>>70485656
>not Which Wich

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NIGGER NIGGER DO YOU DARE
ENTER INTO MY PISSY LAIR.

>>70485660
>someone marries a canadian for citizenship
>gets it
>divorces
>files for welfare
>gets money from taxpayers

is what used to happen, now it's

>someone marries a canadian for citizenship
>$20,000 bond is put down in case of welfare
>gets it
>divorces
>files for welfare
>gets money from the bond instead of canadian tax payer

government checks a bunch on couples, got to regularly text and call each other

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>>70485644
>>70485685
wait a sec Zellers isn't around anymore? fug

and The Source or whatever it was called (Circuit City in the US) isn't around anymore either

fug

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>>70485642
> le vaping is faggy meme
It's literally all the pleasure of smoking with none of the cancer and disease.

It's something you can indulge in without any adverse effects - unless you vape dangerous liquid or try and build a mechanical mod with no idea what you're doing, like all those guys in every story of a vapouriser blowing up in someone's face.

I'd compare it to coffee/caffeine, as a habit, really.