France has fries Switzerland has chocolate Belgium has waffles

>>70434528
Bad teeth

fish and chips was the first thing i was taught about england in school

Chocolate is from Mexico, not Switzerland.

>>70434572
You're missing the point entirely

>>70434567
this

>>70434572
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_chocolate

Portugal has BANCALHUAO CARAGO

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>>70434690
>BANCALHUAO CARAGO
K

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JVC GO BACK TO YOUR CAGE!

>>70434747
He meant "bacalhau"

>>70434528
Chip butty

>>70434528
English Muffins

>>70434528
Yellow Rice with Chicken

>>70434935
Looks """"delicious"""" and """"refined""""

fush an chups

>>70434528
Beef Vindaloo.

And what Poland has?

>>70436261
polish sausage

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>>70436261
CARP IN BATH

>>70436261
A great Pope
Horses

France has baguettes (fries are actually belgian)
Switzerland has chocolate
Belgium has waffles and fries
Italy has pizza
England has fish and chips
Germany has bratwurst
Greece has souvlaki or something
What does Spain have? Why are Spaniards so uncultured, lazy and pathetic

>>70434528
issou

>>70436485
Paella

>>70436570
never heard of that

>>70436639
Seems you are the uncultured one, it's pretty much world famous

>>70436702
no it's not.
proof: i've never heard of it

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>>70436639
it's sold everywhere here

>>70436759
You are missing out then

>>70436639
Same here


>>70436820
A plastic bag isn't food m8

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>>70434528
Paella with Chorizo

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/04/jamie-olivers-paella-chorizo-brings-fractured-spain-together-against-him

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>>70436820
>chorizo

>>70437161
I'm making this tonight.

http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/rice-recipes/chicken-chorizo-paella/

>>70437511
Biatch please;

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/coq-au-vin-recipe4.html

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>>70434528
>France has fries
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
ITS F L E M I S H F R I E S
NOT ''''''french'''''

>>70436485
Dankjewel

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>>70436485
>bratwurst
So that's how you say kebab in german

>>70437161
Paella is just rice with stuff. You can put a lot of things into it, even some XIXth century paella had chorizo, and others ingredients that are not popular anymore.

>>70434528
Beady eyes.

>>70434528
pakis

>>70434747
he meant balhacanu do caralho

fucking stupid moortuguese

>>70434528
Anglos only worry about destroying cultures, not about making their own. That's why they can't even cook properly.

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>Scots deep-fry chocolate
>Americans drink soup out of cups
>Mexicans mix chocolate powder with water instead of milk
>French people throw away the cone after finishing the ice cream
>Belgium eats fries with mayonnaise
>Poles put butter in their coffee

What other degenerate things do people do with food in your/other countries?

>>70434747
FODASSE BACALHAU

>>70440132
>French people throw away the cone after finishing the ice cream

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

We pay the cone as an extra, of course we eat it.

>>70434528
Scotland has shortbread, I can't think of english equivalent

>>70434528
>new world potatoes
>new world cacao
>new world tomatoes
Really made me think

>>70440132
>Poles put butter in their coffee
Literally what? First time I heard this.

>>70439817
spanish have:
churros
paella
chorizo
serrano ham
etc. etc.

Tea is probably the thing most associated with Britain

>>70440222
About how we got good things from European imperialism?

Be honest guys do any of you know what Irish cuisine is besides potatoes?

>>70437545
I prefer boeuf bourguignon desu

>>70434528
Beef Wellington.

>>70434528
Fish and chips

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>>70440342
Potatoes and Guinness.

>>70439817
Don't u dare to say that to the people from Valencia paella only have chicken and rabbit the other dishes r rice with things but not paella

>>70437511
He actually got the recipe right on his youtube channel...well, he consulted a Spaniard, but still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_dDUw_QuDU

the meme balls mother fucker

>>70440342
I know how will this sound like a joke but I know about potato bread. But I swear I didn't know it was Irish for years. My grandma had a recipe for it in one of her old cookbooks so I always assumed it's some obscure polish recipe since we are also big on potatos.

>>70440481
Why are Scandinavian men obsessed with having big meaty balls in their mouths?

>>70440410
You should see what they pass as paella in the tourist-traps restaurants in Barcelona's las ramblas' streets.

>>70440410
This chorizo and stuff paella has been cooked in Valencia.
It's a stupid thing to deify paella while it's just the valencian name of saucepan. What's in is just arroz with what you could put in it.
Traditional paellas didn't had stupid rules and this is why they were so delicious. Making paella an """artistic""" dish is some urban modern retarded pride.

Btw valencians are nothing but southern catalans, don't ask them anything.

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>>70434528
Fries and chocolate are Belgian too you savage

>>70440580
Stop lying

>>70434528
The UK has chicken tikka massala

>>70440504
I saw pre-cooked paella in some of them, and not cheap

>>70440594
Do you have a baraque à frites every kilometre?

>>70440622
No but then again I live in a real country

>>70434528
>this many posts untill someone got triggered by france has fries
I guess I'm honorary belgian

>>70440580
>Belgian chocolate
>Swiss chocolate
Which one is better?

>>70440611
The frozen paella from Alcampo with 2 mussels and 1 slice of chorizo lost in the rice

>>70440503
swing by my bedroom and find out

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>>70440566
>chorizo
Chorizo is good 4 cooking but not 4 paella, here is used 4 chickpeas beans and lentils, among other things, u can or can not put pork, some people do and I'm ok with this, is fun when they made 4 all the people and put pork to avoid muslims, and yes paella is the name of the pan not the name of the rice

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>>70440342
Soda bread
Stouts and whiskey
Breakfast tea

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Burgers, unironically.

>>70440622
I wish there was one close by selling the cornet with fries cooked in pork's fat in two times they would give me with a mitraillette and a good beer.

>>70434528
Fish and chips
Roast beast
Meat Pie

A plethora of foods that are now popular around the world thanks to British global influence.

>>70440827
They were actually invented by a Greek philosopher named Fastus Foodus as a weapon against barbarians.

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>>70440872
Then it's confirmed; America stole everything about their culture from existing cultures.

APOLOGIZE

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>>70440854
>Roast beast

>>70440998
A quintessential British dish!

>>70441075
>tfw no one said a good old bangers and mash or an aged Angus beef steak in its Stilton sauce

>>70436261
Pierogies
>not a joke

>>70434528
Curry.

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>>70434528
peng chiken

>>70441309
Curry nigger, bean nigger, snow nigger, sand nigger, rice nigger

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Bombay bad boy or beef and tomato all the way.

Were the Romans known for their foods?
Were the Babylonians known for their foods?
Were the Ancient Egyptians known for their foods?
Were the Brits at the peak of their empire known for their foods?

No, no, no, no.

When you're too busy colonizing the globe, molding it around your dreams, innovating on political and societal structures, and making scientific discoveries, you don't focus on petty things like tastes and smells.

>>70441411
>Not knowing roman god tier food and beverages

>>70440342
Not fish, that's for certain

>>70434528
pizza is more u.s since we were the ones who popularized it.

same with fries, same with chocolate too

i hate when people act like america isnt #1

>>70441404
those are the worst instant noodles ive ever tasted.

>>70436261
Best vodka in the word

>>70444119
there it is

>usa numbah wan!!!

>>70434528
The UK has pudding, for example

Fuck off frenchie. UK has stargazy pie, is good.
Also shepherds pie

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisp_sandwich
British gastronomy at its finest

>>70440710
>Belgian chocolate
>Swiss chocolate
>Which one is better?

Tried both and I prefer Belgian dark chocolate. Swiss chocolate is nice, but they make it so fucking sweet. My britbong teeth can't take it.

potato fries are actually slavic

we all know yuropeans like to steal things from all over the world and claim they invented it.

Earl grey.

>>70436485
>>70438892
Sorry anons, but Antoine Parmentier was french.

>>70436485
>>70438892
Except this is wrong. It's pathetic when Belgium (I'm sorry, """""Flanders""""") is such a non-nation when they have to base their entire national cuisine on a myth made up by one Flemish nationalist journalist with zero sources calling back to a time when the potato wasn't even fucking introduced in Belgium.

The French timeline on the other hand makes more sense: a few years after Parmentier introduced the potato to France. Parmentier wanted to create mass appeal by advertising potatoes to the wealthy and ended up creating and inspiring such dishes as Hachis Parmentier. French fries (or frite pont-neuf) belonging in there is far more plausible than a bunch of poor Belgian (sorry, "flemish") peasants who could barely afford oil and have never seen potatoes somehow getting enough potatoes and enough oil to make fries.

>>70434528
To get back on topic, British cuisine in general is shit but in terms of desserts they're pretty great. Between muffins, cheesecake and scones there's quite a lot of enjoyable sweets there.

>>70434528
seems to me that bongs don't have time to waste on making fucking food like fucking autists