>Americans officially have a Day of Patriotic Devotion now
You can only post ITT if your country is proud of itself.
>>70434501
>inauguration day is now Day of Patriotic Devotion
>USA is now People's United Republic of America
>pledge of allegiance is now The Great Patriotic Oath of Honor and Loyalty to the Eternal President
>4th of july is now Victory Day of the Greatest Patriotic Independence War
dog bless america
>>70434501
africa tier
>Americans are legally required to clap whenever they see an american flag.
You literally can't make this shit up.
>>70434962
>Danes aren't legally allowed to leave a pig sexually unsatisfied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
>>70435189
this is what we'd see in satire tv shows just a decade ago
>>70435189
Holy shit
BASED DAY OF PATRIOTIC DEVOTION
I WILL CELEBRATE IT FOREVER
>>70438296
GREATEST OF GLORIOUS PATRIOTIC DAYS COMRADE
LET UNITED GLORIOUS SOCIALIST PEOPLE'S FREE AND DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF FREE DEMOCRACY OF AMERICA (USPRDRFE) LAST FOR MANY OF MILLENNIA TO COME
>>70438900
this but unironically