I can't even pronounce "sorry" decently in En

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WJDWFzB6YE

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CZWVWlgzQC

>>70414088
What?

>>70414050
Beautiful Englsih

I hate my life and want to kill my self.

>>70414147
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xExCcbM10h
kys newfag

>>70414303
who cares?
go commit suicide

>>70414267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KtFoqQm6N5

>>70414147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QsYmypDikK
im trying to perfect my nigger english.

>>70414418
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UKqabvmjxc

>>70414442
What's that weird pop sound?
Get that dick out of your month before you start recording, not during.

>>70414050
>that accent
What age did you get diagnosed with autism?

>>70414466
>Saliva sound
Fucking gross, get yourself a hairdryer and use it on your tongue.

>>70414467
my clicks.

>>70414508
That's not a click, if it's anything it's a clique of dicks

>>70414497
I kiss you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yGLcHgP5oe

>>70414527
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QKSZlimAOB

>>70414088
>>70414442
Perfect

>>70414442
you sound like a fag

>>70414559
Kiss a fucking stove dipshit. Maybe if you burn your mouth you won't produce a tsunami while you are talking.

>>70414571
Get a life ladyboy

>>70414638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UPMQoYFG8O

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>>70414442
>>70414466
>>70413411
>>70414088
CUTE
>>70414418
Please r8 my English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02ESk1u0nAi

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>>70414594
>Tsunami mouth

>>70414662
>N...No you :^(

Fucktwat

>>70414468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sxe7jKQQeT
>>70414680
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RNnso8dohj
>>70414466
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UNsY9NyQkm

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>tfw only gook in a 100 mile radius who can speak english fluently.
fucking plebs

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I14ZKVv8Dy

>>70414468
Can you record it with a proper accent?
>>70414999
Checked

>>70414466
i kek'd thanks

>>70414466
absolutely terrifying

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NsOZMF71fZ

>>70415035
Someone say that Australian can't pronounce "door".
Could you let me hear you say that?

I heard that if babies don't learn to differentiate between Ra and La before a certain age they will never be able to hear the difference and since your backwards-ass language has neither you lot are basically doomed to be sequestered irrelevant autists forever.

>>70413411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z99lGoTy64

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>>70414088

>>70415176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gOd8u01Wf5

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>>70415176

>>70414766
>unironically sounding like tom hiddleston

I think you're homosex, pirate.

>>70415114
I have no idea what you mean.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15BieHsTwH4

can you say "zippu zoppu watching the niggaru droppu?"

>>70415259
I don't think you pronounce it properly.
rate mine
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u5X4D18IZZ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BiAQygx9yG

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lGEJm1vNky

>>70415277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ged8Vf7fgX

>>70415351
>hon hon hon

It wasn't a meme

>>70415338
even though it's "door" with 2 "o", it doesn't sound like "doo", it sounds more like an extended "doh"
the australian pronounces it """correctly"""
I don't know if I'm explaining myself but whatever.

>>70414088
madman

>>70415351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05jkoVmpFoa

>>70415338
You mean I don't pronounce it with American pronunciation?

i rate perfectlyunderstandable/10

>>70415452
but he's saying it like "dwar"

>>70415374
Go suck your commanding officers dick, John.

>>70415507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b9TLGmH6TI
lol

>>70415546
>asking the local korean civilian fuckboii to speak gook to try prove a point
Really trying hard there, John.

>>70415432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BeEqSa8rSq

>>70415338
>properly

What is an accent?

>>70415243
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gOd8u01Wf5

>"I rabu you gorira"

>>70415589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MJkrAo89FT

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>>70415351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LnXs0UpLVs

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>>70415646
>managed to get that kind of a response
wew lad

>>70415646
>getting mad at that flag

I think (You) are the retarded one

>>70415590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iRW0Xeu8ON

>>70415671
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1biAOFZ0erT

>>70415738
>fucking fucking retarded retarded fucking fucking retarded
wew Koreans really are Americans-lite

>>70415738
you speak like an american

pronounce Worcestershire

>>70415652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LEdDUHFJHo

>>70415803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06CngjgjOaW

>>70415803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FdFGsc3ORR

>>70415803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wUf5V9ASte

>>70415803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gL1ZooUcHD

>>70415851
I downloaded it. You can have Brussels.

>>70415738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r4M70wCB4b#

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>>70415803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pwgJs6JSgG

>>70415706
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ytCu2MfswW

>>70415779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18N7XlKO248

>>70415951
kek

>>70415968
you sound like joji

>>70415962
best poster ily

>>70415947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b6FPmXVc9b

>>70415919
>cito animal

>>70414766
>soft american t

FOY

>>70415962
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jNDtWK4rtn

>>70416071
no, chito animal.

>>70416059
I don't speak Chinese

>>70414088
kek

>>70416078
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jXeT6en9mo

>>70416094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KfWa75wZ8X

>>70416043
thank you dear

>>70416082
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rq6Hqiiwha

>>70416071
taci beastia

pls guys pronounce "schedule"

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Any northern lads in here? And I don't mean (You), Manc twat. You and your ugly accent can fuck off.

>>70416235
>inb4 americans and korean-american cuck with "skedge-ual"

ch does NOT turn into a hard K

>>70416235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rIgxTeNqBh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q5PP6yq9ED

>>70416235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WMdVlf8GXo

>>70416235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vjZMHllgim

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> All these cute girls on 4chan

Is it okay if I fap to your voices?

>>70416150
You can't even pronounce "g" normaly

>>70416315
why is the c there then?

can anglos pronounce trilled r?

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>>70415951

>>70416330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yxHmtYmm4Z

>>70416235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HRURD0miDH

>>70416401
what do you mean?
like rolled R?

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>>70416380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H5laYvBHUP

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>>70415243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LyVLToAOlo

>>70416446
Will fail

>>70416319
Will go far

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Call my name

>>70416460
>Djie djie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>70416182
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dnh3tbH3sl

>>70416330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IZibZtQIjJ

>>70416453
yes

>>70416477
You watch YamaP right?

>>70416453
the arriba r

>>70416453
R8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OMurhb2JqI

>>70416488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PpN8sLCM2w

>>70416477
čing čong četnik

>>70415803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwTT8YQFJDQ

>>70416518
yeah, that's rolled.
why would you even want to do it though?

>>70416539
why do some frogs have a yank accent? we're your neighbours for fucks sake

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Say "Red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry" and repeat. Don't be a pussy either by saying it slow.


Japs. Don't even bother trying.

>>70416477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ol09w1ZBme

>>70416536
mongoloid/10

it's "rr" not "rrrrr"

>>70416464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UimIBVKQ4z

>>70416572
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14ihyUVSrX

Rolling R is standard in dutch

>>70416401
Yes

>>70416572
that's one of the difficulties some people have when learning another language since we don't have rolled r's

>>70416611
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wx1m284Y5a

>>70416612
chipmunk

>>70416539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10CvyYfevut

>>70416611
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IZENjZc9az

>>70416584
Series and movies lad. I used to listen to the Beatles a lot as a kid, now I hear very little english being spoken by brits.

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>>70416671
Piss

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I've been feeling insecure about my accent
Do you think it sounds ok?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fCj9RvQ2fX

>>70416379
Do i sound like a girl senpai?

>>70416640
just pronounce it the faggy way like you always do.
the idea is for people to understand you, you're not a spy.
I roll my R in english.

>>70416616
that link is broken m8

can one of you jap posters try and hip-hop rap for us?

Say 'Irish Wristwatch'

>>70416678
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dgu5E2qtvn

>>70416734
pepsi will rap for you.
:3

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>>70416693

>>70416771
that's fine too, shoot the bars yellow friend

>>70416758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yKHiCTuP01

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>>70416731
>you're not a spy
yes yes good goy

no but some people just don't like having an accent or standing out as a foreigner. and rolling your r is a pretty fundamental thing in spanish anyway

>>70416801
Ayo you have that indian lose yourself pasta?

No one asks the Dutch guy to pronounce anything. It's only weebs and Brits...

>>70416848
speak like a leprechaun for us

>>70416848
do dublin accent

>>70416879
sing this for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6lrmxbPBqk

>>70416879
Could you say "My wife is a Dutch wife"?

>>70416875
sorry, nada

>>70416879
Say:
>"Shirley learnt the German word for bird"

+10 points if you don't sound like a yank

>>70416879
say "20 buck fuck"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b9A4okVk1c

>>70416883
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TxvdPQhp9o

>>70416910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yn6d8v8ZYe

>>70416965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06JQpi8Gg3N

>>70416879
dutch is objectively the worst accent in Europe and that's saying something knowing that there's slavs and danes.

>>70416611
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TtcFyFTUxO
try "Un chasseur sachant chasser sans son chien est un bon chasseur"

>>70417004
>pull me off with your bum
I don't exactly know what you meant by this, but I'm proud to have experienced it

>>70416722
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpgh-aGI_XI

Okay lads for a laugh, right get this. Do your most feminine voice and say "I love you, Anon" hahahahaha
would be proper mental, for a laugh.

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>>70417004
You mixed them up but I guess they work

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>>70417004
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yn6d8v8ZYe

UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE

>>70417004
>>70417075
kek

>>70417066
i know you're gonna wank to it you fucking bender

>>70414050
how can we pronounce the R of So"rrrrrrr"y?

>>70417136
Nah it's for a joke hahaha, just imagine how mental it'd be hahaha

>162 posts
No leaves here so far

>>70417075
To be fair, I dunno what a dublin accent sounds like. everything south of the border sounds the same to me

>>70416965

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cmmnYf4xMu

>>70417151
they speak French

>>70416678
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YhkJ5votD0

>>70417146
wow so mental hahah
you're probably 40 and you'd just choke the chicken to it.
no.

>>70417151
>No leaves here so far
This is why this thread has been good 2bqh

>>70417204
haha mental innit, do it though for a laugh do it. haha. do it.

>>70417228
>>70417151
leave canada alone

>>70417196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ezSVpd9bU8

>>70417137
Just don't be so delicate with your tongue when you pronounce "rah"

>>70416965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02KdVDmuN2a

>>70416943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0stS2WOz1Of

>>70416932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TErtzDWxNH

>>70417137
you have to roll your tongue. Just put your tongue to the back of the top of your mouth

>>70416996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ma7HKFmebK

>>70417293
Good Pronounce for a Dutch guy

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>>70417293
You sound very cute.

>>70417369
>>70417374
Thanks

r8 my song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DxFSyPsYIy

>>70417335
Don't do that

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DRZgUOpAx2

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>>70417417
impressive

>>70417417
>lub you

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>>70417438
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DRZgUOpAx2
I replied to you

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>>70417438
I trusted you

>>70417417
moshy mosh? dyeski desska?

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>>70417471
>I can't even say "love".
i wanna be die

>>70417438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09hYf23HZo7

>>70417417
>allah view

>>70417524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hPABBOPwLM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fh8HKGE70k

>>70417522
>I want to die

Pronouncing 'v' is like pronouncing 'f', except you vibrate your lip instead of forcing air through your teeth. 'B' is not a good substitute, for example

When pronouncing 'Venus', you'd end up saying 'Benus', which sounds like penis haha

>>70417598
>I wanna sack
>YERRA SAUSAGE

>>70417524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q59skzeXns

>>70417598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o4uD8yJLU3

>>70417667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GhZWbiLmZY

>>70417598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tJrfUDtsP0

>>70417694
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oHtEg986NE

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You're all terrible people.

>>70417598
> I wanna suck......
>BIRABON sausage!!!

???

>>70417808
Eventually first leaf arrived.

does anyone have a good list of words we can all vocaroo to see the differences?

like those retarded accent tags from youtube, but without the spasticness

>>70417761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U5hzClVA6N
I can't speak french for shit lmao

>>70417870
>like those retarded accent tags from youtube
literally what?

>>70417894
Can't say I understood 2bh
But my Korean is probably worse since I don't know any

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>>70417561

>>70417992
R8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zr5iwpXgCB

>>70416614
http://vocaroo.com/i/s006iHiFW31L

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>>70415176

>>70413411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x5YbNjjOVX

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>>70414999
top kek

>>70415851
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05kx2oZPWTU

Took me way to long to get this one right

>>70418945
Matsumoto right?

>>70416554
KEK

>>70419009
Yes, he has blond hair now.

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I bet you lads have never heard an asian-born asian speak this perfect engrish before

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

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>>70419157

>>70419094
I prefer Hamada

>>70419241
I prefer their earlier stuff they did in the 80's and 90's. Their comedic genius has been drained dry over the years.

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>>70419157

>>70419274
Gaki no Tsukai is still very funny

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>>70419157

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pDdXyEngGF

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>>70419157

>>70419443
pls respond

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>>70419157

>>70419506
I would but I don't speak ching chang chung

>>70414680
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s02ESk1u0nAi
ama ingiliz aksani kullaniyorsun

??!?

what did he mean by this?

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"aja hiljaa sillalla"
"alavilla mailla hallan vaara"
"hölkyn kölkyn"
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ull4D0cDU2

>>70419443
ping pong chow chu chung


That means "good post" in mangorin

>>70419443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iCUkbf7VhB

>>70420726
I'm Irish m8, I sound nothing like that? Also, what did you say at the end, I couldn't understand you.

>>70419443

bretty good.

R8 my engrish.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dKjJpu95XW

>>70419506
holy cow you waited an entire 2 minutes before saying "pls respond"

>>70419616
N-nasıl ingiliz aksanı ya?
Peki aksanım iyi mi? Düzeltmem gereken bir yer var mı?

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>>70419157

>>70416027
No he doesn't, like not at all. American-asian accent doesn't equate to joji.

>>70421180
Look at the flag, can you honestly tell me you set the bar high for this guy?

>>70421191
daha hızlı ol ondan başka problem yok
çok iyi

>>70413411
maybe pretend it is spelled as sari?

>>70416027
nice flag. But you're a deaf retard.

>>70421557
daha hızlı olmazsın

afedersin

az türk aksanın var

>>70421771
türk müsün?

>>70421903
-.-

tabi lan hangi ingiliz türkçe konuşuyor?

>>70421720
the feeling is mutual

>>70421771
>daha hızlı olmazsın
Daha hızlı olmalısın mı demek istedin?
>türk aksanın var
Hangi kelimelerde? Hangi seslerin üzerinde çalışmam gerekiyor?

>>70422068
>Daha hızlı olmalısın mı demek istedin?
yok türkçem o kadar iyi değil
hatam düzeltiyordum
your speed is fine

ama dediğinde 'everyone' sen 'ewryone' diyorsun zorla-V kullan

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>>70422495
Yorumların için sağol tatlı anon

>>70422534
bişey değil :3

>tfw no one want to help me with english
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fpiVT0lL76

>>70422730
What is this

>>70413411

Sorry I've just woken up and getting ready for work

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VGTDkTy1Lm

>>70415803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QNY69alhUt

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>>70415803

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