How does your country deal with killer sky penises? >inb4

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I like the Australian approach

>>70340756

stone houses

>>70340882

That video is faker than Kim Kardashian's ass.

>tfw outbreak in southeast right after Trump is sworn in

>>70340756
>Killer
They are peaceful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=393ehDpAGYA

>>70340756
Never seen one of those

>>70340756
Nobody else gets giant tornadoes like the midwest.

>>70340756
STONE HOUSES
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>>70340756
With what?

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>>70340756
25 june 1967
Never forget

According to a VICE video, We are getting Tornadoes daily because god punished us for bombing Serbs in the 90s.

>>70340756
Not having paper mache houses

>>70340756
By using different materials than cardboard.

>>70340756
>killer sky penises

I dont think we have those over here, but the way you put it makes it sound really sexy.

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>>70340756
>Even their tornadoes are black

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>killer sky penises

Might also add we don't because we don't get them.

>>70340756
The solution is to move out of your flyover state

>inb4 muh stone houses

Yes because stone houses actually won't fall when a tornado hits like the carboard pieces of shit you have you retarded whoreson

>>70347053
t. Never experienced a tornado

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>>70347006
Pic related. Also given the choice between the occasional tornado and the constant threat of being murdered by some nog I'll choose the tornadoes

>>70347303
worst thing it can do is break my windows and ruin my trees/plants

worst thing it can do in USA is uproot the entire little faggot cardboard house and carry it away like a piece of paper

>>70340882
>>70340988
It's not fake, it's just a big dust devil, and those aren't dangerous at all.

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>>70347303
Pic is from an F4 around 50 years ago. Yeah a few roofs are missing but that's about it
>inb4 F5s
How big is the chance of a random point being hit by one even in the worst Kansas alley? 0.1% per century?