>Mom keeps telling me I need to find a job again Wtf

KILL HER

>>70335580
But then who will restock the fridge...

>>70335164
just break your legs

never have to work again

fuck off and do it Pierre

>>70335656
But then I can't play any sports...

>>70335634
Don't worry there will be android mums soon to replace her

>>70335728
That will probably cost money I don't have though

>>70335164
Get a easy shit ass job where you have to pretty much to nothing, like work a gas station or something.

>>70335932
Do they hire neets or should I lie on my résumé

>>70336103
Most people get jobs from lying and learn as they go.

>>70336171
That's kinda what I've been thinking

what does your dad say

>>70336246
Look for a lazy shit job
Don't worry about the pay, no cunt will bother you once they know you work.

>role playing candian goes from earning a 7 figure salary to being a NEET
Wew

>>70336392
I've been considering a job at a call center or something. But seems pretty fucking lame.

Maybe some fast food shit and then quickly climb the ranks to district manager?

>>70336479
I don't know you choose anon.

>>70336518
I'm just trying to decide what would work best for a sperg like me. I guess it's better to work on ironing out my sperg tendencies sooner rather than later.

It's not like I got much to lose. If I suck and try my best but get fired at least I tried right?

>>70336592
Even after that you gotta keep trying..
It's a never ending game till you die and pass that madness onto your children.

>>70336753
True SENPAI

Now that I think about it I'm not sure what I was even worried about. Worst thing that can happen is they just say 'no' and I don't get hired. That's it...

>>70336862
Pretty much.

>>70336901
What's the big deal then

Isn't it this way with everything? From getting a job to asking a girl out?

Worst case scenario isn't even so bad when you think about it.

>>70335684
play sports? dear god what a normie

>>70336993
But sports are fun

>>70336948
Nothing is bad or good
There is no risk when you have nothing to begin with.
Ask any girl that you know out, 1 out 10 will say yes.
10 out 100 will stay with you you're whole life.
No one wants to be alone for their whole lives.

>>70337164
Is there literally ANY reason not to keep trying everything then?

I think I've just gained some new motivation thanks ausbro